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So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.
What sins got you there in the first place?
I fed a lot of penguins hand grenades. Then I chucked 'em at a bunch of kids in the petting zoo. It was worth it.
My terrible, terrible lies. :-)
Things I wish not to speak of here.
I didn't wash my hands before dinner when I was 5. :(
I killed/tortured many ants when I was young
Um, glaring at children?
Great thread, dood.
Not believing in God would have to be the biggie. I hear he hates it when you do that. On top of that, I've told plenty of lies in my time, which doesn't go down too well either. I think I've been pretty good apart from that, but judgement is harsh, so I guess it's the netherworld for me. :(
They be needin' a prinny buccanneer translator dood.
I was Behold the Void in a previous life.
I'm right wing
Damnation is too good for you. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
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Originally Posted by Bart's Friend Milhouse
Oh hey we should have been best friends hey! :D
I downloaded music and anime ):
Rape, mass murder, genocide, filesharing, y'know, the usual stuff.
I stole man's fire and put it in my pocket.
That was painful and dumb, so I had to become cleverer.
>>> Download Communism..
I threw my friend in the snow to get my cat poster cat back. She was goign to rip it and the poster had the most adorible pictures of cats i have ever seen. to bad went i jumped in the car to leave about an hour ago I left it behind. Good by cat poster.:(
I created a new type of abortion that involved sodomy.
I WAS FRAMED! I SWEAR I DID NOT DO NOTHING!
I went down a Crunchy Nut lane without a pass.
I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
xD!Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Wrath wrath wrath. And dirty sex things.
Hm... being an agnostic lesbian masochist has to count for something. :(
O_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Being me!
:cD
Sneaking out to parties, & swatting wasp's like a Samurai.
Umm...I lie a lot. Heh heh...
Well, I've been saying that for months.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
It's affectionately nicknamed "In one end and out the other."Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyaraO_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
omg xD xD xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Roto13Well, I've been saying that for months.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
It's affectionately nicknamed "In one end and out the other."Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyaraO_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Saying what for months, exactly?
Also, I've always wondered if it could be sinful to laugh at things like this. Is it a sin to be amused by unfortunate or terrible things?
That you're a dirty, dirty girl. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Unfortunate or terrible? My patients love every minute of it, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageI'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
Not sharing my exploding penguin :/
God told me once that I could never get into heaven unless baby Jesus broke my kneecaps. I've said some things he felt he could never allow to just slide.
I also used to feed quarters to ducks. If you feed them enough, they sink to the bottom of the lake.
Being "Prideful."
(SPOILER) Is prideful even a word?
Yes, it means arrogant. It is an adjective.
A combination of all the sins has gotten me there, to be honest. I am not a perfect human being and I pretend to be nothing of the sort. There are very few people that I will honestly put above myself, and the rest of the lot I have cast down below me, without a worry or thought or care for.
We'd gang up on her!Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the VoidPfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageI'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
constantly waxing poetic about certain a appendage of mine to old ladies on the street
Small children annoy me... I want to attach a few hundred balloons to everyone under 12 and see where they end up.
Considering I'd love to be a Prinny, would someone help me commit mass amounts of sinful acts and then kill me?
Please?
I'll pay you.
Money is no problem where prinny-hood is involved.