Mount up!

Hello, I am a silly thread. Welcome to my silliness.

Imagine yourself, for a second, as a warrior of some lost civilization. Now, further your imagination into thinking that this lost civilization is going into war with another lost civilization. Now, as a warrior, you need to choose a mount to ride into combat (foot soldiery is not as cool). What would you choose as your combat steed?

This is a very serious discussion involving war mounts. I hope I don't get thwacked in the head from someone with the powah. That isn't very fun. So I beg of you, Cid Knight's, and, uh, anyone else with the powah to refrain for thwackage. I will give you candy.

So war mounts. Go!

Me? I would ride an ostrich.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4...hracing4vi.jpg

Bear cavalry.

Dragon since I was just on one in WoW :p If it can't be a flying mount then a awsome metal golem to carry me around and beat :skull::skull::skull::skull: up!

A zebra would be fun! South Park already used ostriches to the max when they mounted them with atheist otters of the future.

Well obviously a Raptor would be my first choice, but if this was not possible then of course a giant jug of kool aid would be a decent substitute

A uber awesome Tiger, or a reindeer, befcause I tamed one in Hero Online and they're awesome. I want to know who the first person is gonna be to put a person's name up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...a/chocobo2.gif

(It's a chocobo, I promise)

giant scorpion

Some sort of small rodent. Everybody's scared of small rodents.

One o' dese.

(my sig, not the next poster)

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Aw, darn. I was hoping to be an epic mount for Psy.

The Fenrir, it would eat all of you.

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Bear cavalry.

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i would want to ride an overly large falcon....and not get pooped on...ever

>>> Giant cat..

A unicycle. Or a giant hamster.

Some sort of cleverly disguised girrafe.

A horse, with the paladin upgrade :cool:

A bison.

My girlfriend

Seals! Everybody loves seals!

Fantasy-style? Behemoth, please.

We talkin' real deal? Jowy's got it whipped. Bear.

Probably some kind of 1950s luxury automobile.
If we’re going by Odd Eye’s “Fantasy-style” law, then it would be the same deal, except the car would fly. Not like in (SPOILER)Grease, though. My own would hurl like... snotVikings or something.

One of those Flamboyant bird mounts the Blood Elves have in WoW. :razz:

A dragon!!!

A kitten *mounts up and hears a squishy crunchy noise*

Uh, scratch thet, I will ride a giant watermellon :D

Undoubtably I would ride a miniature Cthulhu.

One of those strange puppet things that Anise rides in Tales of the Abyss.
...or Ryo-Ohki.

Begging to not be thwacked just makes us want to thwack you all the more.

Anyway,

http://greywolf.critter.net/images/i...destrier-1.jpg

come on and try to thwack me as I fly away on my preeeeeeety dragon! and you have your silly bitting dino poop!

You probably shouldn't tempt me to joke ban you four minutes before I have to leave for class. Last time I forgot to unban Raist and someone had to do it like sixteen hours later or something.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...s2/moblie2.gif

What kind of choice is that, Christmas? You would get slaughtered on that thing! :p

One of those beasts in Golden Axe 2.

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Begging to not be thwacked just makes us want to thwack you all the more.

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You have seen through my ruse. Hurt me, baby. One more time!

a horse is great and so is a chocobo. but i would prefer to ride on the back of a dragon.

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One of those beasts in Golden Axe 2.

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Holy crap. F yes! :D

Hm... a Dragon. A very large, intelligent, fire-breathing dragon. Unorigional, sure, but I like dragons.

Failing that, a Companion. (Mercedes Lackey fans know what I'm refering to ^_^)

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3726/sushii6uy.png

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The Fenrir > all.

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Begging to not be thwacked just makes us want to thwack you all the more.

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You have seen through my ruse. Hurt me, baby. One more time!

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This thread is about to get real kinky real fast. Everyone under 18, OUT!

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One of those beasts in Golden Axe 2.

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Holy crap. F yes! :D

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http://mo5.com/blogs/media/tn_Golden...5B!%5D_003.jpg

http://www.system16.com/screens/mp_gaxe2_a.png

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This thread is about to get real kinky real fast. Everyone under 18, OUT!

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I thought it was kinky just from the title. ;)

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Begging to not be thwacked just makes us want to thwack you all the more.

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You have seen through my ruse. Hurt me, baby. One more time!

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This thread is about to get real kinky real fast. Everyone under 18, OUT!

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/me gets out a bottle of KY

I said thwacking, not pounding, KY is unnecessary for this act.

What's a bottle of Kentucky?
(SPOILER)Sorry. I'm retarded. Blame my mom's drinking bleach and ammonia when I was in her tummy.

ANyhow, I would ride a [giant] Praying Mantis.

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I said thwacking, not pounding, KY is unnecessary for this act.

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I was looking at Shlup anyway.

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This thread is about to get real kinky real fast. Everyone under 18, OUT!

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d0nt h1jack thr3ds pl0x.

I'm surprised and actually fairly disgusted that nobody has said "Your mom." yet. I mean, I'd be happy with a jovial "Your face." joke now.

How about "your mom's face"?

That's just silly.