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Imagine for a moment that you own a race horse. Rockin', a race horse!
Of course, now that you have a race horse, you'll have to give it a random name. What would you name it? I'm thinkin' that if I had a horse, I'd name it Horsimus Prime or something.
Horsie McNeigh.
Glue Ingredient
Bill Murray. Then I can say I ride Bill Murray and everybody at parties will laugh and think I'm a comedic genius.
Win Some, Lose Some
To make the thread even more fun, keep in mind that a thoroughbred racehorse's name must be no longer than eighteen letters, including spaces and punctuation marks.
Do not ask how I know this. Also do not ask why I have about a billion ideas for racehorse names and thus cannot list them all here. :shifty:
Winius Minimus. Even with GRR!'s rules it works.
Epona is the correct answer.
'I'm the Fastest'.
L'il Huxer Socks. Take that as you will. :jess:
Hmmm, I love horse racing.
Often horses are named with some combination of their parents' names, or a pun on them. Funny Cide's parents were Distorted Humor and Belle's Good Cide, for example.
Anyway, good race horses whose name is a single word come off as more bold, regal, even "classic" IMO: Secretariat, Affirmed, Ruffian, Unbridled, Eclipse, etc.
I suppose I'd go with Tornado, which I believe is the name of Zorro's horse.
Ten reponses and not one Mr. Ed.
You people suck.
(SPOILER)Go to my room.
Burglefickle
I can't help it.
Ragnarok.
/me goes to Bunny's room
What kind of a name is Ed for a horse?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
She's The Fastest
Waste your money on me.
Explosive Diarrhoea.
Moomoo
:D
Boris! :D
I would name my horse My Great-Aunt. Or perhaps That One Horse.
"___ is in the lead!" "I'll place 300$ on ____."
I'm so clever.
Shadowemail.
C'mon, Gandalf, get with the times.
If I were to name a race horse it would probably be nothing but a bunch of explicit words that are inaproppriate for the ears of children and everything else, because with my luck it'd be a REALLY slow horse.