I think my brain wants a divorce

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01-24-2007, 07:50 PM
Mercen-X

I think my brain wants a divorce

It could be the seizure (biological not legal), it could be the Drama Class, it could be the act of trying to jam three languages into my head (Japanese, sheet-music, and jujitsu/aikido bodily conduct... it counts as a language), or it could possibly be nothing but little ol' nutsy*Me*ahem . . . but I feel as though I've been doing a lot of extra-stupid things lately. Not a month ago, I was trying to fix the glitches in my wireless PS2 controller by slamming it into other solid objects. Can you guess what happened?
I'm acting goofy, I'm saying stupid things, and even creating threads in here that I otherwise would never have considered.

Have you ever felt like you were having a ridiculous amount of stupidity emerge from you for an unbearable amount of time? Have you ever felt that your brain may want to leave you and give someone else a try? Do you think you know why?
01-24-2007, 07:53 PM
escobert

No, I love my brain <3 I just hate how my body works.
01-24-2007, 07:57 PM
Bunny

My brain and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves to hate me and I'm just waiting for the new one.

Damn you, 3-4 week shipping dates.
01-24-2007, 08:05 PM
Owen Macwere

Yeah, alot, especially lately. I've been doing some stupid stuff that I never did my whole life. I know the reason, it is me, I am driving myself mad. :/
01-24-2007, 08:17 PM
Jess

I like my brain most of the time but sometimes it makes me think stuff that I don't want to think, and then I have conflicts with it because it's wrong! :jess:
01-24-2007, 09:00 PM
Zeldy

I like the thread title xD

I think my brain is a bit slow. I always seem to say the stupid things in a conversation. Im the always one who'll say "...I don't get it" after a joke, and have to get it EXPLAINED to me xD
01-24-2007, 09:03 PM
Vikeve

I am slowly turning insane as my friends put it.
01-25-2007, 01:55 AM
Odaisé Gaelach

I get temporary insanity all the time. :(
01-25-2007, 02:10 AM
Vermachtnis

My brain gave up a while ago. I think it was about the time of my fourth head injury where everything tasted purple for a little bit. Ever since then I've been doing stupid and supider stuff.
01-25-2007, 02:12 AM
Dr Aum

Dear EoFF Forum-goers,

Thank you for your time. I would like to take this opportunity to formally issue you an ultimatum: I have kidnapped Dr Aum and have now decided to ransom him to you for 20 shares of stock in Wikipedia. I have an addiction to infornography, so I take my Wikipedia involvement very seriously. I also plan to leave for Pluto rather soon, so delivery of the goods post-haste is recommended. Thank you for your cooperation.

Your friend,
The Brain of Dr Aum
01-25-2007, 02:27 AM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

I think it was about the time of my fourth head injury where everything tasted purple for a little bit.

I used to be able to count to purple backwards... now I'm only able to divide by zero, mine for fish, and count to G.
01-25-2007, 11:06 AM
Jojee

I'm sure my brain hates me, I've had more head injuries than I or anyone else can count xD The sad part is that 90% of my childhood memories that I remember is me hurting my head somehow.
01-25-2007, 11:46 AM
Christmas

I am having online court settlements with my brain now. :(
01-25-2007, 12:04 PM
Little Blue

My brains love me, but then I was engineered to be their perfect partner. :bigsmile:

Your human alcohol helps a lot too, they feel it is the only saving grace of your dull and unimpressive species.
01-25-2007, 03:51 PM
Old Manus

I divorced my brain long ago

It was for another brain :(
01-25-2007, 04:05 PM
Kenji Longaway

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

It could be the seizure (biological not legal), it could be the Drama Class, it could be the act of trying to jam three languages into my head (Japanese, sheet-music, and jujitsu/aikido bodily conduct... it counts as a language), or it could possibly be nothing but little ol' nutsy*Me*ahem . . . but I feel as though I've been doing a lot of extra-stupid things lately. Not a month ago, I was trying to fix the glitches in my wireless PS2 controller by slamming it into other solid objects. Can you guess what happened?
I'm acting goofy, I'm saying stupid things, and even creating threads in here that I otherwise would never have considered.

Have you ever felt like you were having a ridiculous amount of stupidity emerge from you for an unbearable amount of time? Have you ever felt that your brain may want to leave you and give someone else a try? Do you think you know why?

"What you talkin' bout Willis?"
-Gary Coleman.
01-25-2007, 04:07 PM
Reles

Yeah this happens to me a lot, but only through lack of sleep. Sometimes your left brain needs a little break here and there to get it functioning properly again. But my stupidity is awesome and hilarious. Though I've never really considered, well my brain has never considered leaving me. I hope not atleast. If so, it's in denial.
01-25-2007, 06:21 PM
Mercen-X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I used to be able to count to purple backwards... now I'm only able to divide by zero, mine for fish, and count to G.

I love this :thumb:
01-25-2007, 07:01 PM
Nod

Wait a minute, hold the phone........you're saying hitting a PS2 controller against solid objects doesn't fix it?!
01-25-2007, 07:06 PM
theundeadhero

I often ask my brain what in the world it's thinking when I'm around pretty girls I don't know very well.
01-25-2007, 07:11 PM
Quindiana Jones

Who's brian?
01-25-2007, 07:16 PM
Bunny

The Night of the Falcon
01-25-2007, 07:19 PM
Quindiana Jones

Ah yes. Not the guy from My Parents' are Aliens then?

Anywhat, my answer is no. I have never once felt stupid in my life. But probably only because I was too stupid to realise how stupid I was feeling.
01-25-2007, 08:09 PM
Owen Macwere

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Ah yes. Not the guy from My Parents' are Aliens then?

Anywhat, my answer is no. I have never once felt stupid in my life. But probably only because I was too stupid to realise how stupid I was feeling.

That's probably the reason. *nods*
01-25-2007, 08:11 PM
Quindiana Jones

Thanks for that. Now where did I put the cyanide...
01-25-2007, 08:13 PM
Owen Macwere

You gonna poison me????????. :(
I now know for sure that i act stupid sometimes. *smacks head*
01-25-2007, 08:14 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Thanks for that. Now where did I put the cyanide...

www.explosm.net/comics/
01-25-2007, 09:22 PM
Rainecloud

The stupidity in me comes to the forefront sometimes.

I try to surpress it straight away, though.
01-25-2007, 10:15 PM
Vincent, Thunder God

I get that feeling quite often after spending a lot of time on Eoff.
01-25-2007, 10:26 PM
Evastio

That doesn't happen to me much.
01-26-2007, 12:05 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I divorced my brain long ago

It was for another brain :(

YOU HAVE A BRAIN?
01-26-2007, 01:45 AM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I used to be able to count to purple backwards... now I'm only able to divide by zero, mine for fish, and count to G.

I love this :thumb:

Jealous? :D
01-26-2007, 07:55 PM
Mercen-X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I used to be able to count to purple backwards... now I'm only able to divide by zero, mine for fish, and count to G.

I love this :thumb:

Jealous? :D

.trap sdrawkcab elprup eht yltsoM *blink-blink*
01-27-2007, 05:21 AM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin

I used to be able to count to purple backwards... now I'm only able to divide by zero, mine for fish, and count to G.

I love this :thumb:

Jealous? :D

.trap sdrawkcab elprup eht yltsoM *blink-blink*

You should start by counting until you hear colors and you see smells and you feel noises.