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Topic: What seemingly useless talents do you possess?
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Topic: What seemingly useless talents do you possess?
"Playing with Fire"
I have the power... to move you.
I can do things with my toes. Not sexual things.
...Well, those too.
i can type very fast only useing 6 fingers. i normally have a lot of typos though.
im able talk and piss people off at the same time....i count that as a talent!
I am double jointed at the thumb and I can make my shoulder blades stick out. I really wonder how the heck I do the shoulder blade thing. Oh and I can bring my right leg almost behind my head.
I can recite the alphabet backwards, though I guess it is not that hard.
OH! I can read and walk at the same time without running into things or getting myself injured. Though once I did not noticed the ambulance until I was in front of it.
I'm awesome at figuring out stuff, like who Psychotic is dating. Thinking outside the box is essential in my methods.
I can dislocate my entire shoulder but there would be blood everywhere and i just wouldnt be able to put it back on, and there would be an arm on the floor and i would be screaming.
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As can I.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
I can be mature whilst being a freshman in highschool?
I can eat and digest both meat and vegetables, even though humans are really herbivores
(SPOILER)Sarcasm
I'm a Jack of all trades but a master of none mon. :cool:
Ok, probably uncontrolled imaginations from any aspect possible(from anime scenes to gory violence down to incest sexual fantasies with my cousin), which contains some that are not so good mon. Mon, I seen too much pr0n.
The power to poke people really, really hard...or if you don't buy that I can do a decent Freiza impression.
Grabing the attention of people which is so useless cause it just makes me embarrasse the hell out of my skin. =_=
:( I can make somethings with my tongue also... PERVERTS! :mad2:
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
pics or it didn't happen.
....what?
I have this weird ability of being able to insult people I don't like in weird and wonderful ways. Ways that simple little minds can barely even imagine. They still slap me for saying something though.
I guess this is also my talent. Except I have never once been slapped in my entire life. Except by my girlfriend's little sister and only then because I told her I had never been slapped before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
My WoW joke went unnoticed. :(
Wow, circle's can be really hard to draw.
I posess the ability to be able to flick my finger off anything. Weird as hell...
Anyway, i can perform succesful 10-hit combo's with a few characters in Tekken 5. :monster:
Behold as Maxx Power leaps in to disrupt the rather long back and forth between these two people. Watch as he jumps back out again!
Also I have a real talent of ruining people's good time.
I make designs while vacumimg.
I have a burp that broke a school bus and can waste time like no other.
I have the talent to be quietly respected by all, and outwardly beloved by very few.
I drew a circle that was pretty dang close to perfect once. And it was the size of the quarter that my labmates were going to use to trace for an experiment.
It was more circley than the circle they traced for sure xD
I think all my talents are useful on some level. :( Darn.
I can place my feet behind my head (both simultaneously if desired) and I can flex the muscle under my bottom jaw so that I look like a frog doing whatever that thing that frogs do is called. I also have an extremely, sometimes excessively, expressive face.
I once read in European history that Leonardo Davinci could draw a perfect circle open handed with no tools.
I can cut food up, shove the pieces in my mouth, and squish it all into a gooey mass by squeezing it between my teeth.
This is the weird part: I can suck it all down my throat and make it come out of my arse later on, but it's stopped being gooey at this point.
This is what's known as alchemy, ladies and gentlemen, and since I can only do it with food, that is my useless talent.
I thought we were scavengers. We usually eat dead things. Though I don't know about plants though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
I can eat babies. :bigsmile:
nother useless talent of mine is idly sitting on my arse and watching a fairly entertaining conversation between two fairly respected members without butting in.........
D'oh! maybe not......:(
I have the talent of being able to find sexual innuendo in everything from typos to phallic shaped objects
I possess the talent to stalk Psychotic like none other.
I'm gonna have that song in my head all night! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by DocFrance
Quin and Bunny, you might notice that most of your posts have disappeared. Keep your conversations to PM.
I'm at a loss to think of what useless talents I possess. :cat:
To be honest, I was expecting them to be deaded before we even managed to finish the conversation.
i can...ignore someone completely but know what they're talking about when they ask. Well, I guess its not useless...