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I'm terribly bored, so I am going to make a cheesy thread. Name what another EoFFer's pokemon-esque power/attack would be. You can do as many as you'd like. :jess:
For example:
crashNUMBERS
DeBraga - CrashNUMBERS takes off the panties and
the bra at the same time, how skilled and agile!
Can heal for 100 pts. ;D ;D
Ki Ki
Squeeee Cute Beam - Can attack unsuspecting
posters with her cuteness and <3 for 30 pts.
Be creative, my socks and cawfee dawgs. <3
Bunny
Carrot Beam - Beam the other dude with a carrot. Causes confusion.
Rye
Bad Thread - Make a really bad thread and get ridiculed for it. Has no effect on anything.
<3@Rye
Mik would definitely have some type of wrestling attack, like Machop. :D
It's kind of sad how I still know so much about Pokemon. ;o
No.78- Universal Truth
I shoot pixellated random objects at the enemy.
The enemy becomes confused, they're accuracy is decreased and there's a 78% chance that they'll die instantly.
Aralith:
DUMBsmurf RAY: Emanates a piercing sound that causes all present (including the caster) to drool until they drown in their own spit.
OOC: Some of you might notice your posts gone. Do not spam up threads. I don't care if they ARE in GC.
It's also probably best to stay away from using banned EoFFer's for this.
Renmiri
Screech: Sings hymn of the fayth (X) so badly it casts "Deaf" on all your party. Which proceeds to bash their heads agains the wall and ignore your commands ;)
Owen Macwere
Sig Attack: shoots one hundred original signatures made by himself out from his sleeves, bringing opponent's HP to one.
Lolz RYE! xD
Bread & Butter:
Rye makes like she is putting butter on the target causing massive damage!
Can last up to 12 consecutive hits!
themagicroundabout
No strings attached:
themagicroundabout tangles up target with the strings of his guitar causing target to FALL DOWN!
Munchstrosity
Heal chew:
anoyingly bites othe ppls heals untill they bleed profusly. does 150 hp damage.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
I Took the Red Pill
Main: I Took the Protein: Boost's attack power
Special: MC Beam: Kill's all surrounding 50 Cent's
Psychotic
Main: Psychotic Salsa: Goes slightly haywire, the opponent become's confused.
Special: Colchester Blast: Send's in a dose of Cureton & Iwelumo to inflict major damage to the opponent.
Ki Ki
Main: Toilet: Turn's Ki Ki into a Toilet. The opponent's naturally die of shock.
Special: Kikalot: Mass kiking that make's Hitmonlee look like Pikachu.
Devil MAn
Sexist Ridicule 5/5
Only useful against Female MEmbers. Sexist remarks reduce all enemy STats by 1/3 rounded up. Useable only once on each enemy pokemon a battle.
Leeza
Mind ban 10/10
Leeza bans Ideas from enemy Pokemon's heads. Eliminate all but one random enemy attack.
Yams
Cynicism Unlimited
Yams Never ending Cynicism destroys his enemy's Credibility and weakens all anemy stats by 3 every time its used in addition to doing a small amount of Damage.
DK
Main: Sarcasm Ray: Confuses enemy, crushes the confidence of losers on the internet
Super effective against: Joel
Special: Feigned pedophilia: Stuns the enemy, with a slight recoil that will damage DK
Super effective against: Younger pokemon
Traffic
Main: Rocket Edge: Calls upon the power of his old username to land massive physical damage through rhymes, chance of confusing enemy
Super effective against: Everything
Special: Artist's Wrath: Enters a state of rage and draws all over the opponent with pencil.
Super effective against: Crappy artists
Devil Man
Assume identity
Loses his attacks/skills and gains the opponent's pokemeon's instead.
Loony BoB
Chocobo Rush
Loony BoB always gets the first attack.
Drunk Tank
The opponent's pokemon is paralyzed. Only usable on drunk or mad pokemons.
April's fool
Opponent's pokemon becomes mad. Super effective against Oldbies.
When you combine Neel And Dan together you get the super brown powers of leetness. I've seen it kill manya warrior.
Behold the Void: You Are My Story
Makes enemies believe they are in control of their own situation and surprises them with the knowlege they are mere puppets. (just kidding)
Heero Yuy NWZC: No What Zay Ciay
Transforms into a gigantic Gundam and stomps around asking "What does NWZC stand for?"
Drives enemies into a panic.
This attack requires two members
Raistlin and Chemical: Put these two anywhere near each other and they will begin a pointless debate that draws in all other members in a 20m vicinity, who will each in turn lose -5 HP (Healthy Patience) for every post they make.
Christmas
???: You cannot grasp the true nature of Christmas's attack!
(Hint: Use Pray.)
Rye
Erotica Beam: Come on, it speaks for itself.
Magical Pope
It's attack "holy" pretty much kills joo.
Infinite HP
Frenchie
It's attack "what the heck is that" causes extreme confusion and nausea.
Evolves into Jean Reno.
100000 HP
ROTO13
Scathing Remark: 50% chance of Burn
Rye:
Frenchie's Tongue
Licks the enemy. Has a 90% chance to paralyse.
Bifurcate
Splits the tongue in two. All Frenchie's Tongue attacks hit 2x.
[leeza]*snip* No banned members. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
1337 BeAm.
WiPeS aLl Yo PaRty OuT, sUcKa!
:bigsmile:
Sharpshoot
Lost Number pulls out his sniper rifle and shoots the nearest enemy in the head. 50% chance of a critical hit. Super effective against noobs on Halo 2.
Maxx Power
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!
Maxx Power turns into a Super Saiyan and uses his magic and rapier to deal massive damage. Super effective against noobs and anybody that's not a Pirate Red Mage.
Elite Lord Sigma
Ignorance
Elite Lord Sigma posts a post which is ignored by everybody on the board. Elite Lord Sigma then begins lecturing until everybody within hearing range is lulled into sleep.
Uses haggis from her haggis head to make disgusting haggis that poisons everyone that eats it. (Main point- Shauna is a haggis head :D)
I shoot poisonous milk at you through my nose