WELCOME TO JAVIER

:choc2: Hello friends :love:

My name is Javier, I am from Mexico, I come to United States and MUST LIKE WOMAN!!!!! Today is my birthday, you are my internetpresents!!! I like chat before but I just find WEB MASSAGE BOARDS...I LOVE ALREADY!!!!!!!!

I come here for friendly chat and lots of game, play the game, with the chat, and there is always YES?

I make many gas ;)

MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS BIRD

:choc: :moomba: :choc2:

MY favorite web site is my chat box, eyesonff.com slashchat!! It is come at http://www.eyesonff.com/chat/ CHAT HERE ESPECIALLY WOMAN

:smash: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!

HAVE HAPPY DAYS,

JAVIER

Congratulation, internet has you won.

I can see that.

JAVIER...will you be my friend?

I can see you like typing in caps..

Hi :D Welcome I guess.

THANK YOU FOR POSTING ON MY THREAD

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HOW DO YOU MAKE IMAGE BY YOUR NAME

What the hell?

Welcome anyway.

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HOW DO YOU MAKE IMAGE BY YOUR NAME

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Go to User CP and click "Edit Avatar." You can pick an image from the forum's selection or one from your own pictures on your PC.

Welcome to Eoff.

Silly me! I thought I was in London

:o

Go to User CP at the top of this page.

Click Edit Avatar.

There you go.

Edit: Too slow. I do believe this is a joke, though.

Bye Javier! http://www.spmccord.com/images/smilies/waving.gif

Thank you but I do not want avatar, I want picture, but I have now!!!

I am sorry for capital

Hello, I'm a girl.:)

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Hello, I'm a girl.:)

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are you ALBA TROSS like in picture? :D :love: :choc2:

i like BIRD but not for woman!!!!!

Welcome JAVIER! :D

Welcome!! :bigsmile:

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Hello, I'm a girl.:)

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are you ALBA TROSS like in picture? :D :love: :choc2:

i like BIRD but not for woman!!!!!

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No, I'm not a bird or pelipper or alba tross whatever that is Im just a girl.:D Who happens to like pelippers.:cool:

ASL

Howdy, Javier. :)

welcome...

Oh dear lord.

Hello.

What a wonderful first post.

Hello
You scare me so I'm going to walk out of this thread now.

Hi! :D

And :happybday

The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.

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The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

The exuberance is OVERWHELMING!!


HI!!!

Mi casa is su casa.

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

hi javier. :monster:

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The men here are great! You should have them be your friends too! ;D

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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Awww...and I bet you're so cute, too. :(

Welcome aboard bud!

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

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Well, the ;D can change the meaning of what I said completely!

Aww, poor Giga Guess and Roto. =[ Look at their sad faces!

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

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Well, the ;D can change the meaning of what I said completely!

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Yeah but he seems angry.

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I DO NOT SWING DANCE THAT WAY :mad2:

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Shauna isn't saying you are. She's saying that it is okay to be friends with boys but not in the sick perverted way you think.

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Well, the ;D can change the meaning of what I said completely!

Aww, poor Giga Guess and Roto. =[ Look at their sad faces!

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I'm sure we can convert him.

what means convert? i am catholic, i am not jewish!!!!! you are nice people but i do not want HELL please

Umm they don't mean that Javier.

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I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.

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Let the polls begin!

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what means convert? i am catholic, i am not jewish!!!!! you are nice people but i do not want HELL please

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Uhmmm...not quite.

Hee, you are entertaining Javier. Welcome to our message board. We needed some new FUN newbie light in here.



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wow, i like this kid alot, hope he stays atleast a year

Is JAVIER like JAFFAR? <3

I can't help but think of Borat when reading your posts.

http://www.vujer.com/material/files/...s_up_yours.jpg

Very Nice!

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Is JAVIER like JAFFAR? <3

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"J" sounds like and "H" in Espanol.
Like Jalapenos.

I believe she was referring to this fellow.

Oh no, it Rirse.

Lawlz! HAI JAVIER! I THINK I LOVE YOU! :kaolove2: ♥

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Is JAVIER like JAFFAR? <3

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"J" sounds like and "H" in Espanol.
Like Jalapenos.

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You make me laugh.

You all make me laugh.

*laughs*

I love this javier kid I wonder if he's cute....Naw Im just kidding I alrready got my Sexci man Super smoo- Nevermind

Javier for Best Newbie!

Or most missed, whatever happens happens :p.

Oh god, another Devil Man :rolleyes2

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Mi casa is su casa.

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:'( :quote:

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Javier for Best Newbie!

Or most missed, whatever happens happens :p.

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XD!

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Javier for Best Newbie!

Or most missed, whatever happens happens :p.

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XD!

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Probably most missed seeing as J=D (Javier=Devil Man)

Think about it... All caps, overuse of smilies.... total Devil Man.

We can't keep accusing everyone of being Devil Man. :P

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We can't keep accusing everyone of being Devil Man. :P

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We can, and we will XD

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We can't keep accusing everyone of being Devil Man. :P

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How many times has it happened now? Almost every newbie I think. Get over it people he's gone.

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Get over it people he's gone.

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He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

yeah.......you scare me, but make me laugh :D welcome to EoFF

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Get over it people he's gone.

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He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

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That's right, Javier is just a mexican Devil Man XD

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Get over it people he's gone.

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He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

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He did come back. As that slutty girl account. Then he was tentacle raped four seconds later.

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Get over it people he's gone.

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He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

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He did come back. As that slutty girl account. Then he was tentacle raped four seconds later.

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Really? What account was that?

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He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

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He did come back. As that slutty girl account. Then he was tentacle raped four seconds later.

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Really? What account was that?

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The BAD GIRL one

You mean this?

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He's not gone. He just went down to the shop to buy some cigarettes... He'll be back... You'll see... You'll all see!

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It's okay, just let it go. Maybe therapy will help. Roto13 will pay, he told me so. :shifty:

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That's the one.

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It's okay, just let it go. Maybe therapy will help. Roto13 will pay, he told me so. :shifty:

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Only if it's shock therapy.

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lol yes

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lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

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lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

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lmao thatd be great, eh, we accuse odd members of being Devil Man anyway, so........

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lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

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It would be more like "WHAT THESE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT I ONLY WANT WOMEN AND SPEAK ENGLISH"

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lol

Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

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lmao thatd be great, eh, we accuse odd members of being Devil Man anyway, so........

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Well Devil Man was pretty... odd.

HELLO DO YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? I LIKE TO DANCE WITH MEXICO PEOPLE!

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Javier is prolly like (if he isn't Devil man) like "what these people talk about?"

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lmao thatd be great, eh, we accuse odd members of being Devil Man anyway, so........

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Well Devil Man was pretty... odd.

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True true.

Okay. I think we've had enough Devil Man posts in this thread.

Welcome to EoFF, Javier. Please do not post in all caps. Enjoy your stay...while you can. :cat:

HELLO JAVIER, HOW ARE U TODAY? DID YOU HAVE YOUR HAD A TURKEY WITH A APPLE IN ITS MOUTH AND A CARROT ON ITS HEAD FOR LUNCH? :bigsmile:

BY THE WAY, THE WEATHER FORECAST SAID IT WILL RAIN TODAY SO MOVE YOUR BATHTUB OUTDOORS AND BATH IN THE RAIN!!! :bigsmile:

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Enjoy your stay...while you can. :cat:

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Oooooooooo. Leeza is feisty. Growl.

Welcome hope you like it here:)

I do not understand :(

Welcome to EoFF, as I (and we) said already

Whats all this about you not liking JEwS?
I pity the fool who hates a JEw!

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Welcome to EoFF, Javier. Please do not post in all caps. Enjoy your stay...while you can. :cat:

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Meow!

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I do not understand :(

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Just ignore everyone. They're weird.

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Whats all this about you not liking JEwS?
I pity the fool who hates a JEw!

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I DO NOT :mad2:

I have never met, but they are always on tv, very funny!

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I do not understand :(

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Just ignore everyone. They're weird.

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Including Roto13. ;)

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Whats all this about you not liking JEwS?
I pity the fool who hates a JEw!

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I DO NOT :mad2:

I have never met, but they are always on tv, very funny!

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Meeting of the minds. :P

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I do not understand :(

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Just ignore everyone. They're weird.

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Including Roto13. ;)

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Especially Roto13!

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what means convert? i am catholic, i am not jewish!!!!! you are nice people but i do not want HELL please

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You think were all going to hell, though.
But thats okay, I forgive you.

Your on tv?

Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:

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Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:

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He doesn't want man-friends like you. Just look at his signature.

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Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:

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He doesn't want man-friends like you. Just look at his signature.

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You know as well as I do I can be a woman when I need to be :aimkiss:

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Best member since Jaffar, imho.

stay pls :heart:

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He doesn't want man-friends like you. Just look at his signature.

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You know as well as I do I can be a woman when I need to be :aimkiss:

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Tell him you don't want a dragqueen Javier, and we can be done with this ugly business.

You're just jealous and possessive. YOU DON'T OWN ME :mad2:

Something tells me that JAVIER is going to be the next Eyes on YOU subject, even though I've been secretly wishing for one myself D:

*hint hint*

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Your on tv?

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No, but my voice is on commercials.
I am a proud member of the screen actors guild, and a voice artist.

Kenji is agrudis' alt account! D:

JAVIER's "chat box" antics amuse me. I'm glad he's around. :monster:

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JAVIER's "chat box" antics amuse me. I'm glad he's around. :monster:

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That tempts me to dust off mIRC, but right now im drunk.

Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

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Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

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We could have a discussion on that, though ihavent puked yet tonight >.> But im planning on ordering pizza, and pizza + tequila = puke.

But anyway, Welcome JAVIER.

Hi! Have fun and don't get banned. :ghost:

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Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

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We could have a discussion on that, though ihavent puked yet tonight >.> But im planning on ordering pizza, and pizza + tequila = puke.

But anyway, Welcome JAVIER.

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Just stay away from Chinese food and you'll be okay, Rich.

Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

He can thank the Devilish like posting for that one.

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Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

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I know I didn't.

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Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

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I know I didn't.

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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I know I didn't.

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

NO ONE IS AS COOL AS SEPHIROTHISHERE.

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I know I didn't.

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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The coolest member here is Goldenboco, hands down.

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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The coolest member here is Goldenboco, hands down.

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yes, GoldenBoco rox

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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Gee, thanks. :mad:

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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Gee, thanks. :mad:

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You write awesome poetry.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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Gee, thanks. :mad:

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You write awesome poetry.

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Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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Gee, thanks. :mad:

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You write awesome poetry.

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Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

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Lunar is quite fond of you. He told me so.

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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Gee, thanks. :mad:

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You write awesome poetry.

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Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

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Lunar is quite fond of you. He told me so.

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Quotes or it didn't happen.

And my approval is all you need for self-esteem, no lies.

Welcome, Javier. I am not a female, but I'm confident we can form some sort of arms-length friendship and have some laughs.

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Javier you are becomeing quite popular. You should feel special most newbies don't have 4 pages worth of replys.:D

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I know I didn't.

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Thats becuase you didn't act like you were high on life.

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Whatever it was, Javier is just cooler. Sorry.

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Gee, thanks. :mad:

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You write awesome poetry.

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Thanks, but that doesn't change the fact that people don't like me!!! :crying2:

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I like you. Your 10X cooler than Javier. And besides, there cannot be TWO Devil-Man's. Either he is me, or no one else here.

You're not Devil Man.

QUOTE PYRAMID FTW

No more quote pyramids you horrible little maggots!

Oh and I guess I should probably say no more spam too :monster:

Posts will be deleted. :jess:

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No more quote pyramids you horrible little maggots!

Oh and I guess I should probably say no more spam too :monster:

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please do not delete my posts psycotic, friends :)

I can't believe you already have 5 PAGES!!!!!!! EOFF members are getting so friendly lately. :(

Well, welcome here, I hope you learn how to walk soon, bud.

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I can't believe you already have 5 PAGES!!!!!!! EOFF members are getting so friendly lately. :(

Well, welcome here, I hope you learn how to walk soon, bud.

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This has to be a newbie record.

¬.¬ un mexicano más... bueno, al menos sigo siendo el único mexicano en EOFF que de hecho sigue viviendo en México :D...... bueno, por lo menos eso creo :riiight:

Translation (for fools) =

¬.¬ one more mexican... well, at least I'm still the only mexican in EOFF that actually lives in México:D... Well, that's what I believe :riiight:

EDIT: I was thinking in french at the moment :riiight:

*translation

WELL NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU EDITED YOUR POST. :monster:

Hello. I make a horrible gift. I'll pee all over the plants.

*skips first 4 pages* Are you related to Jaffar?

Has that been said already? :o

He's a hybrid of Devil MAn, Jaffar, and the dude who's hiding out in your garbage.

Sneak King?

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best newb thread i've ever seen.

you speak pretty good english. i can understand most of what you say.

I hope this guy hangs around for a while.

What languages do you speak Javier? perhaps theres a good online translator that can help if you dont understand some people.

:twak: wrong one. i meant :beer:

Welcome :D

and stay away from me

Hiya JAVIER dude person.

Remember, the STONER TURTLES are your friends.:D

Heeeeere comes the equestrian statue!
Prancing up and down the square!
Little old ladies stop and saaaaay "Weeeeeeell, I declare!"

Hello.

Hello JAVIER and welcome to EoFF.

Hello & welcome to EoFF.

this thread should go in the archive when its done :cool:

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Well, he just left anyway. All that's going on in IRC is how much I'm talking about vomiting after drinking~!

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We could have a discussion on that, though ihavent puked yet tonight >.> But im planning on ordering pizza, and pizza + tequila = puke.

But anyway, Welcome JAVIER.

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I clearly have no humour as I found it as bad as... you know who is here...

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this thread should go in the archive when its done :cool:

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Now that you said that, it'll never happen. :P

whattttttttt rip, atleast he should get best member :cool:

Welcome to EoFF :)

I know this probably has been said several times, but you remind me of a certain Devil Man - and this newbie thread is spamtastically long :choc2:

This is just to show how many people agree with me about Javier being the new Devil Man.

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I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.

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Oh god, another Devil Man :rolleyes2

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He's a hybrid of Devil MAn, Jaffar, and the dude who's hiding out in your garbage.

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Welcome to EoFF :)

I know this probably has been said several times, but you remind me of a certain Devil Man - and this newbie thread is spamtastically long :choc2:

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Devil Man had decent grammer!. Also, he was more direct, this guy is mysterious. hmmmm....

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This is just to show how many people agree with me about Javier being the new Devil Man.

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

I hereby proclaim that Javier is the Mexican Devil Man.

The overuse of smilies, the obsession with women... and something about his writing reminds me of Devil Man.

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Oh god, another Devil Man :rolleyes2

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He's a hybrid of Devil MAn, Jaffar, and the dude who's hiding out in your garbage.

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Welcome to EoFF :)

I know this probably has been said several times, but you remind me of a certain Devil Man - and this newbie thread is spamtastically long :choc2:

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Agree'd!

Welcome new guy, Zozo gives you great blessings of pickles!. :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:

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Devil Man had decent grammer!. Also, he was more direct, this guy is mysterious. hmmmm....

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Personally, I think Javier is not who he pretends to be. For someone who apparently can't write proper English and can't find out how to change his avatar, he seems to know a lot more about forum use than he should.

He's already linked to other sites, he's been using smilies that can only be accessed far down the smilie list, and his painfully error-filled writing is almost always as ridiculously goofy as it could possibly be, as if he's doing it on purpose as a caricature of a real person. It's all rather fishy.

Furthermore, if you read his posts you will probably recognize that the structure, despite being poorly written, is a lot like Devil Man's.

I could be wrong of course, but there's something fishy about this guy. It could possibly be Devil Man.

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Okay. I think we've had enough Devil Man posts in this thread.

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Devil Man had decent grammer!. Also, he was more direct, this guy is mysterious. hmmmm....

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Personally, I think Javier is not who he pretends to be. For someone who apparently can't write proper English and can't find out how to change his avatar, he seems to know a lot more about forum use than he should.

He's already linked to other sites, he's been using smilies that can only be accessed far down the smilie list, and his painfully error-filled writing is almost always as ridiculously goofy as it could possibly be, as if he's doing it on purpose as a caricature of a real person. It's all rather fishy.

Furthermore, if you read his posts you will probably recognize that the structure, despite being poorly written, is a lot like Devil Man's.

I could be wrong of course, but there's something fishy about this guy.

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I agree... hello Devil Man.

Dear Jerks.

What did Leeza say earlier about cutting the crap with the Devil Man comments? Oh that's right. She said to cut the crap.

So cut the crap. If you want to speculate on Devil Man, do it in your PMs and quit your mean old hijacking of JAVIER's thread. Jerks.

Hi JAVIER. Welcome to the forums. Have a good time. :D

* forums.eyesonff.com is now known as forums.salemwitchtrials.edu

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WELL NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU EDITED YOUR POST. :monster:

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Well, actually, that's the funny part :rolleyes2

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* forums.eyesonff.com is now known as forums.salemwitchtrials.edu

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So it would seem.

Sorry staff, but I want to make one more Devil Man post and then I'll stop, hmmkay?

JAVIER IS NOT DEVIL MAN

I emailed Devil Man and asked him.

I showed him this thread.

He agrees with me.

You're all retarded.

Devil Man is not Javier. Javier is not Devil Man. Devil Man is also not Kenji, and vice versa. Devil Man was that bad girl account. That bad girl account is banned. Devil Man is gone and he's probably not coming back.

STOP RUINING THE AWESOME NEW MEMBER THREAD! :mad2:

Thank you and goodnight.

how could u guys be welcoming this guy? ugh. id be saying more but i dont feel like being banned just yet

KingdomHeartsKing, we're not gonna ask you to like everybody on the forums, but we are going to make you respect every member here. If you don't have anything nice to say, especially in a newbie thread, it's best to keep your mouth shut and move along.

*opens his mouth super-duper, like yawn-style, wide because he has plenty of nice things to say*

Welcome. :)

We all know kenji isn't devil man. Javier on the otherhand. His story doesn't add up. I came to america and blah blah blah. He could have been here before in mexico. But w/e I guess it could be javier. Devil man would lie about it if you asked him I'm sure

Edit by Psychotic: We asked you nicely. Now it's time to break out the ol' size 7.

FOR THE LOVE OF CID AND ALL THAT IS HOLY WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT DEVIL MAN?!

My word, outlaw, that is some big-ass font.

Hey, Javier, don't you think that is some big-ass font?

I miss Javier already.

And Psy, I'll assume that was a Rhetorical Question, as I have thought up many lame and slightly amuzing answers for it.

Someone should write Javier a theme song.

Super-teen extraordinaire
Javier! Javier!
Runs around in underwear
Javier! Javier!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Javier! Javier!
Unless something better's on TV
Javier! Javier!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Javier! Javier!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Javier
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Jaivalair
Javier! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Javier! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Javiermobile
Javier! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Javiera me! Javiera you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Javier! Javier!
Jaiver!!!

While the effort was minimal, that was entertaining.

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Super-teen extraordinaire
Javier! Javier!
Runs around in underwear
Javier! Javier!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Javier! Javier!
Unless something better's on TV
Javier! Javier!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Javier! Javier!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Javier
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Jaivalair
Javier! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Javier! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Javiermobile
Javier! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Javiera me! Javiera you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Javier! Javier!
Jaiver!!!

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Bunny is my favorite ever.

I found some guy in Deviant art and his name was Javier, his work was really great. I am jealous. Is he your twin???. :D

It is time to rename the site to Eyes on Javier and plz admin him for the greater good. :bigsmile:

Four famous Javier's from the world of sport

Javier Mascherano (west ham soccer player)
Javier Moreno (tennis umpire)
Javier Saviola (Barcelona soccer player)
Javier Portillo (Real Madrid soccer player on loan to second division spanish side Gimnàstic de Tarragona)

Javier is cool. Clearly not Devil Man.

*zing zing*

Devil Man should be word filtered to skulls imho because I'm sick of hearing about him/her. :count:

Devil Man should be filtered with Javier instead.

How many times do y'all have to be asked to refrain from hijacking this thread with Devil Man? I'm sure JAVIER is going to be very pleased that y'all got his thread closed.