Sephiroth versus A Rhinoceros

Who would win?

Wait no. That isn't the topic. Don't even freaking answer that. I will kill you. Or complain.

The real point of this topic is to get inside your head, poke around in there and see what's up and how things are doing. I plan on doing this by asking you a single, simple question:

If you could take one animal from one continent and another animal from another continent and put them in an arena of like Ancient Roman proportions so they are on equal ground, which two would you pick?

Bonus question: Who would win?

Example: Grizzly Bear versus a Rhinoceros. Rhinoceros would win because they are superior.

I would like to see a monkey fight a koala. All oo-oo-AAAAAAH and whatnot. Ooooh right.

alpacas vs. llamas.

Ferret Vs. Lemur

Jesus vs. God

Sephy would win. :D

Mountain Lion versus Panther.

Bear vs. Shark

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If you could take one animal from one continent and another animal from another continent and put them in an arena of like Ancient Roman proportions so they are on equal ground, which two would you pick?

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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

And sharks don't live on any continents as far as I know.

As far as I know we're stealing alpacas from somewhere else and exploting them for profit. ;D

guerilla and turkey

The turkey would win because of its ...well...gobbling...and...sheer...ferocity?


Edit: Gah, I dunno where my head was but...I forgot the 'e' in turkey.

Sephigolas would win. He has a sword.

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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

And sharks don't live on any continents as far as I know.

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But Bears are on the North American continent primarily and sharks are not and if you don't by that than:

A Cheetah (Africa) VS A Jaguar (South America)

A shark on land would lose pretty easily.

Unless it was a robotic shark. Or a flying shark with lungs.

A monkey vs a tiger... wait a second...

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Unless it was a robotic shark. Or a flying shark with lungs.

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No way! Robotic sharks don't exist! >:(

Not yet, anyway.

Thank God we have flying sharks with lungs in the meantime.

And we should do the right thing and hunt the species to extinction.

Our duty as good humans!

This is why we cannot have nice things.

Humans are still animals, so of course I'm going to pick them. I would like a large underwater arena with a giant Crocodile or Alligator in, like Sweetheart:http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/cnhc/images/!cbd-faq-q3b.gif or Gomek: http://www.serioussilver.com/images/...mekfeeding.jpg That BIG! I know this is supposed to be a fight, but technically it is. It would be the humans fighting for survival, but failing miserably. I would send them in various different ways as well. Sometimes they'd be in a boat, or a helicopter, etc. I hate those guys off that wildboys programme, it's about time an animal killed them, so I'd definitely be sending them to get eaten.

Penguin vs. Unicorn.

WHAT THE HELL CONTINENT HAS UNICORNS? IS IT AFRICA? IT'S AFRICA ISN'T IT. I'M GOING TO AFRICA.

Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

Why doesn't anyone know how to play my game. Did I do a bad job explaining it? I'm going to give myself forty lashes...

It would be neat to see an Moose vs. Gazelle. Please!

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WHAT THE HELL CONTINENT HAS UNICORNS? IS IT AFRICA? IT'S AFRICA ISN'T IT. I'M GOING TO AFRICA.

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I see them in the woods behind my house all the time, so America :mad2:

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Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

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You didn't say it had to be a Roman gladiator arena, you said it had to be of ancient Roman proportions. So I thought it would be acceptable to have an underwater arena, just as long as it was sizably as impressive as a Roman gladiator arena.

All right then, I'd like to see a lynx versus a fox.

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Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

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You didn't say it had to be a Roman gladiator arena, you said it had to be of ancient Roman proportions. So I thought it would be acceptable to have an underwater arena, just as long as it was sizably as impressive as a Roman gladiator arena.

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Well crap. I meant to say gladiator arena. Why can't you read my mind? This is clearly your fault.

Womble (wimbledon. U.K. Europe.) VS Badger (various continents)

yes. everyone is screwin around with your thread. i guess it just wouldn't be fun if we were all dead serious though.

Liger VS Tiger

A chinese dog and cat, oh wait the chinese alreay ate them:(

LOBSTERS VERSUS CRABZ

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Fixed.

Levian vs Mirage NORWEGIAN DEATH MATCH. <3

Sloth vs. turtle. Go turtle!

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Also, Anaisa, I was not aware that Roman gladiators had underwater battles. Unhand your source, lady!

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You didn't say it had to be a Roman gladiator arena, you said it had to be of ancient Roman proportions. So I thought it would be acceptable to have an underwater arena, just as long as it was sizably as impressive as a Roman gladiator arena.

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Well crap. I meant to say gladiator arena. Why can't you read my mind? This is clearly your fault.

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I've just read your mind. It told me that you're in denial, because it's actually all your fault.

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If you could take one animal from one continent and another animal from another continent and put them in an arena of like Ancient Roman proportions so they are on equal ground, which two would you pick?

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YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

And sharks don't live on any continents as far as I know.

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Certain waters area in the jurisdictionof a country, which is part of a continent.

Human vs. Walrus.

an anteater vs. a kimoto dragon. Obviously the kimoto dragon would win because it has acidic spit. I wish my spit was acidic.........:(

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Certain waters area in the jurisdictionof a country, which is part of a continent.

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Africa, Australia, Asia, South America, North America, Europe and Antarctica are continents. A continent is a large landmass. Just because an ocean or body of water is under jurisdiction or the maritime law of a specific country or continent does not make that body of water, itself, a part of the continent. Hey Spammerman.

As far as I know, both ligers and tigons are only bred in captivity and the rumors of them existing in the wild are improbable. Therefore, since any zoo can breed both the liger and tigon, they are not really specific to any country.

This is getting serious up in here right about nooooow.

White-necked Raven vs. American Bald Eagle.

Bunny verus Manus.

Christmas versus Manus in violent hand to hand combat. :c)

I can't say who will win, but when someone does win, they're the one I was going to bet on. :c)

A paramecium versus an amoeba.

I could totally watch a goose and a toucan go at it.

Kangaroo v. Wallaby. (wallaby wins)

snake v. Legless lizard. (snake wins)

rabbit v. Hare v. bunny (bunny)

Barbarians! :eek:

But heck it's only a game...

I'll say Lioness vs. Moutain Lion.

Manus V Cheetah

A duck and a Chicken

Rabbits versus gophers.