i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here. so here it is:
why does Rinoa fancy Squall?
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i've seen it on the final fantasy vii forum, but not here. so here it is:
why does Rinoa fancy Squall?
Because she likes emos.
How do you aquire Irvine's gun(for your own use)?
by deleting him from the game memory
what's up with Ultimcia?
Who?
What's up with Ultimecia?
:p
She's just paranoid
Why does Zell have to go all around the world to do one punch?
(yay i inspired someone)
he had to learn from various masters of the world
who is squall
the main antagonest of the story
is zell gay?
Of course! Why else would he be so attracted to phallic foods like hot dogs so much?Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
How many girls does Irvine get?
One and a half.
How many guys does Irvine get?
none because he's straight lol
Why is big bad rascal so bad?
Because he sleeps with Zell
Why does Squall think he's a lion?
Because he has the word Lion all over him.
What's the connection between a squall and a lion?
They both have low verbal skills.
Why those Ultimacia's character doesn't cut it for one of the best FF games?
Because she isn't male, have silver hair or have a Murmusine...:rolleyes2
When did Zell find out he was gay?
Squall told him when they woke up together.
Why wasn't Sephiroth in this game?
becuse he is an overrated bastard who doesn't deserve to take the show from the other final fantasy villians.
why is Ultimcia so absesed with time?
Because FF7 isn't crap without him and Squall proved he wasn't gay by killing him. Zell was just hollusonating.:cool:
Why does so many poeple playa hate on my dog Squall?
Dammit!!! You answered it before me!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
But still, why do people playa hate on my dog Squall?
Well, he's a dog you say, that's enough to hate him! he also is a bad dog that pees on the floor.
Why wasn't Yuffie in the game?
Because yuffie is the girl kinda dog.
Why y'all can't face the fact that Squall is a P.I.M.P?
Because he doesn't admit hes gay!
Why Rinoa's friend with a blus shirt always have stomach pains?!
Because he's a crap robot from the future, and is trying to act real.
How do i get the Ranarock earlier then disk three?
Hack into the game's master system so you can control th boat that takes you to Dollet for the first mission. Take it to FH, walk to Esthar, do the space part early, and voila! You have the Ragnarok!
Why isn't Selphie the main character?
She was supposed to be originally but Squall sulked so much they made him the main character instead.
What's Edea's secret to prevent her breasts from sagging, despite her age?
Slow spell.
How do see Zell and the pigtail girl's wedding ceremony?
you can't, because he's gay.
why does Gardenhave a flying mechanism?
Because she damned old!Quote:
why is Ultimcia so obsesed with time?
Because it is tehshiznits.Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
Does he mean Kefka or Ultimecia?Quote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
No, he means the overrated bastard from FF7. If you don't know him, why are you on this web site?
My dog Squall is a P.I.M.P to the fullest. Ya' just mad 'cause he got Rinoa in the back of the garden and the end huh?
Because some people are real stupid.
Does Sephiroth try to steal the show from Kefka or Ultimecia?
no, because in their ager, they blocked their worlds so that no-one from ffvii could get in.
How do i get the Lionhart?
Just kill a Lion to get it's heart!
what's the difference between Odine and Odin?
none, as both kill randomly.
who does Quitus fancy?
My mohawk despite the fact that neither of us knows who Quitus is.
When jimmy cracks corn, who cares?
Squall. He'a big fan of Korn.
Where's the lobby aboard the Ragnarok?
Somewhere in Rinoa.
If a PuPu lands his flying saucer in the forest, does it make trouble for humans?
no, as he would've destroyed all humans.
i can't get Pulse ammo.
good question
hows life?
great.
how would seed know whether you saved the dog or not?
by looking mat the gore on the machines foot.
How's Rinoa's life.
On the verge of emo-ing down.
Will Selphie prefer normal trains or will she prefer Doomtrain?
Doomtrain, we all know how she likes to blow things to smithereens.
What other casual clothes does Squall have?
He wears casual clothes!
Is Zell stupid?
yes
can i get my own ragnarock?
Of course, you can. Just go use the toilet.:cool:
A'yo, what'sup with Triba Garden?
it's just an excuse to use missiles on.
how is Ultimcia stupid?
if she was smart like edea she could have used slow on herself to live longer.
whats the point of the lunar cry?
So, Ivrine can get a visit from hie momma.:cool:
Why Adel look like a tranvestite?
she liked men so much she decided to look like one.
if squall is an emo how comes he got seifer to cut him instead of doing it himself?
because he's too fricking lazy.
why don't people like Irvine much?
Because he's a giant flirt and can't get laid.
What's so romantic about Seifer's "ROMANTIC dream"?
he wants sex with Squall
is Selphanie as thick as the game makes her out to be?
YES:rolleyes2
why are the chocobo's gay in this game, yet have babys :eyebrow: ?
WHA??
Is Seifer also emo when he let Squall cut him back?
yes they wanted to be gay and emo together.
what is a gunblade?!?!?!
It's this requirment you need to be emo.
How does Xu get around so easily?
Shes a sorceress and can teleport around
zell and ?
zell is gay its the answer to all the questions about him
why dont other seed member use gfs??
Becasue they are so weak they forget it the instant after they use them.
If you compare Ellone to Rinoa, who is t3h s3x for Squall?
neither; its all about the seifer sex, baby.
someone take my question
Does Seifer want anal sex with Squall before or after he's had it with Zell?
Seifer has no ball's to begin with.
Does Squall log onto EoFF daily?
Yes. n fact, he was the one who founded it .
why is Lagrana(?) such a dick?
Who?
Why is Laguna such a dick?
He's sad because he can't be a pussy, so he decides to be a dick!
Are Ward and Kyros a couple?
yes, with Ward being the woman
who's Zells boyfriend?
Any boy is his boyfriend.
How do you compare Squall's emo-ness to Seifer's emo-ness?
one listens to bullet for my valentine (get it lol) the other listens to green day
do you think adel and ultimecia ever had a thing
Possibly, when Adel was two.
Who is Quitis(?) boyfriend?
laguna. since she can't get his son anyway.
why does rinoa keep touching her chest?
:cool: Hehehe...Let your imagination free ya' heard me.
What sup with the GF Cactuar and Toneberry?
To make things cute and cuddly! :D
What's up with Gilgamesh's sword obsession?
He likes long, rough, and sharp objects. XD
Will Fujin and Raijin ever get together?
They can't. Seifer already smashin' Fuijin.
What'sup with Seifer beating Odin?
Eh, he got lucky, and Odin just arrived after getting back from a party at Galbadia Garden.
When will Ultimecia ever learm that time is not her tool?
nah she goes by the the principle that "time waits for no man" hence she goes out to get it!
why has this thread turned into aload of obligatory squall/seifer gay jokes?
Because the non fan of FF8 hatin'
But seriously, why do y'all don't like my dog Squall?
Because it looks like the last form of Ultimecia
how do people know Zell is gay?
People are actually wrong and he aint gay, just in their imaginations...
Why is Selphie always so energetic, and spunky?
She's attracting Irvine gay ass knowing his gay. *sign* Women. Always trying to change a man.:eep:
What'sup with Selphie's last limit break "THE END"?:confused:
well, it's to make people believe that it kills your characters, and that you have to start again
why are Seifer and Squall always figting?
Its not fighting its foreplay!
How come seifer is fishing with fujin and rajin at the end of FF8?
The three of them are treasure hunting..and Raijin is just chillin with Fuijin...
How would you feel if Cid ever went into your party?
I'd feel bitter remorse about not managing to kill his wife. (If I had, he wouldn't have joined my party!)
Who reckons that Pervine should just fall into a big pit of fire and die? Because I don't.
Well, i do.
have Squall, Seifer and Zell ever had a two on one?
They do the conco line instead.
If Squall IS gay then why (and How did) he has Aerith for his wife?
revenge on cloud for having a better limit break than he does.
what on earth did seifer see in rinoa?
The *beep*.
Is the wall lucky?
yes, in the same way that the number 13 is
who's prettier: zell or squall?
...No comment. :eep:
In 5 years from the end of the game, what do you see Squall doing for a career?
Doing what he doing now. Pimpin' Rinoa.
What'sup with GF Siren. Y'all think GF Diablo hittin' that?:cool:
Nahh...Diablos has his eye on Ifrit, and seems to think he's hot
Why didnt Quistis just ask Squall out?
he wasn't her type
would Irvine ever do a pimp job?
Of course he would. Pimpin' tranvestites...gay:eep:
A'yo, who else besides me thinks that Quistis weapons also a sex toy?
...nope, just you.
What does Selphie do with her spare time besides working on the Festival?
Spank herself and insert her numchucks up her...
Is she a virgin? Did SHE BLEED?
Yeah...Zell hit that time ago...
Why cant Fujin just offer herself to Rajin...Cause she obviously wants a piece of his cake...!!??
His cake huh? Well, black men seem to have that effect on women. Hehehe...:cool:
A'yo, why would you ask if Selphie is a virgin? Of course she not! So why?
Because they want to pimp a virgin and lose their viginity together
is Squall a goth?
Nah son. He be bumbin' that Rap in the car 24/7 ya' heard me!!!:cool:
What's up with GF Pademonium?
Nothings up with Pandemonium, its always down.
Is Kiros gay?
Yeh with ward
What does Cid do in his spare time?
He tries raping Edea.
Has Rinoa ever fingered herself?
No, because she's such a malteser
Has Selphanie?
Selphie gets Quistis to finger her, when she bored
Did master Norg have a little crush on Edea?
Yeah but when he tried to finger her she exploded.
Yeah, and what did Cid do?
im with ya on that one bruthaQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
cid turned him into the weird thing that he is when we fight him
what was he before that?
He was a young diplomat, who had secret affairs with Edea, behind Cid's back...
Why did Zell have to wait like 6 months to eat a hotdog?
He had to wait six months because it was that long before he could tell anyone he was gay
Where does Ultimecia fit int all this?
Ultimecia is a fine example of why Kefka should not be teaching make-up classes...
What did Norg do in that basement all day anyhow?
That depends. Is he gay or straight?
For a change, he's straight........................................with Zell
how did we manage to talk about sex in the first place?
cause, all of us are nerds who cant really get laid so we had to seek out forums like this to make ourselves feel loved, and talking about sex makes us feel better
who is seifer
(nice answer :D)
a pimp, with both men and women alike
why haven't we seen a nightclub?
Because the game is always in daytime.
Apart from when Zell and them lot played in FH. What happened there, exactly?
They just played music, thats it
When Irvine was alone with Selphie, i wonder what them two got up to?
Anal sex, nornal sex, dildo sex...
why isn't there a nightclub in Deling city?
It attracts hoes
Why didnt Zell want people to come into his 'sacred' room?
He was hiding gay porn
Is Zell's mother a lesbian?
Nahhh, she had a little summin summin with that old fella who lived next door.
So what ever happened to Edea's garden?
Ulti's castle suspension chains of DOOM devoured it to dead grass.
Is Ultimecia a crow?
no, just a cow
why is Deling city always in pernament darkness?
It got taken over by the heartless from KH...
Whats Ultimecia's goal in life?
To create oversized plotholes and game loops
where is the world?
A'yo, speak for yourself ya' heard me! I and besides, me and a couple of others are the only one not constantly talking about whos gay and whos straight. Anyway...to answer to the top question, this world is in located in hell...tight.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by thegirth
A'yo, why can't we get Apocalypes magic like normal magic?
its a supriseQuote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
what kind of gel do they use?
Brylcream.
How is apocalypse apocalyptic?
Because it's too much for you to handleQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
it's apocalyptic by way of an apocalypse mediocrery that eats small planets in winterscape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Twilight Edge
Why, oh why, oh why, why, why, why, why . . .?
*Imatating a pokemon* Why not!:cool:
A'yo, what'sup with that last question?
I think they've gone dilutional from trying to understand the story
is Squall an official goth?
Yeh, goths rule =D
Rinoa = slut?
no, Rinoa= slaps Hazzard's butt
So what's in these hotdogs, that Zell Dincht likes so badly?
cum
How far into the future go the group travel?
2 days into the future :eek:
So like, did Irvine ever get to f*** selphie after all...?
Errr, yeah, that's why she's so excited on the Ranarock at the end of disk three. And it wasn't because the drugs (she'd forgotten to take them that morning)
could Irvines gun kill Omega?
Yes, by measuring his pulse.
Wny does Irvine act cool?
Because he live on the top of Broke Back Montain...not cool.
A'yo, what sup with Shumi Village? Why they ain't in the main game?
They're ugly
Why is Irvine a cowboy but there's no cows?
Because, like the poster above said, he came from Brokeback mountain.
If Zell is a druggy, what does that make Selphanie?
Who?
Who's Selphanie?
over sexually active...
A'yo, I bet we can get a lot of pork chops out of Catoblepas huh?
Dammit you answered before me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie
A secret character that takes the place of Selphie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie
How can you get Rinoa's wings to stay visible outside of battle?
Kill her outside of battle.
What's the difference between a cactuar?
[QUOTE=jammi567;2105117]...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
You're gonna get yourself banned, yo.
a cactuar and a what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cledarius
How many differences are there really between Squall and Laguna?
Wang size is one thing
Why is NORG so different to all the other Shumis?
[quote=Mercen-X;2105936]i've done that in most of these threads, and it hasn't done me any harm yetQuote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
Because he's so fuc*ing obease
Why do people spell character names wrong? :rolleyes2 (:D)
He fell in some radioactive dog s***
A'yo, why is it that ellone has the power to send poeple into different time periods but not consider a Sorceress?
[quote=jammi567;2105970]Dammit! You answered before me!:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-Xi've done that in most of these threads, and it hasn't done me any harm yetQuote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
Because he's so fuc*ing obease
Why do people spell character names wrong? :rolleyes2 (:D)
hahahahahahaha! :D ;)
because she actually uses a fux compasitor
how can Squall speak to people in memories?
He are psychic, in addition to this Typhoon should be schooled on using the edit button
Who will be the schooler?
A'yo, I teach myself
Edit edit edit edit edit edit edit edit edit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:
There. All done.
A'yo, What kind of weapon you think Squall and Seifer started out with before the gun blade?
Left Hand: Gun
Right: Potato
Why does Irvine suck so much?
Exprience from being on Brokeback Mountain.
A'yo, have anyone seen Shockwave Pulser while smoking weed?
yeah, i hear it's quite an experianceQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
Should Irvine and Zell be partners?
That's two different worlds man. Irvine BrokeBack and Zell over stuff hotdogs. Even gay people have standards
What'sup with the Pocketstation?!
I'll answer your question with a question
Partners in crime!?!!
TYPHOON BEAT ME
Pocketstation is a way of making us spend more money >:(
Is Omega Weapon related to Ultima Weapon?
Yes, they're married. Omega Wepon is actually a woman, and regually beats Ultima wepon in their weasling matches
If Omega is a woman, can she give birth?
Yes, she got triplets, Alpha, Beta and Gamma.
What does Leviathan look like from the inside?
It looks like old women in a health spa...
What's there to really say about shiva?
...she really has no clothes on.
What will Selphie's new look be after she gets tired of the curled tips?
Two words...Brittany Spears...
A'yo, what'sup with the Ragnarok? Why can't it travel into outer space?
Because it's being flown by selphie!
Whats the difference between Squall and a hamburger :eyebrow: ?
Squall is emo-er.
How pimped is Squall?
Not much
How pimped is NORG?
Too much
Who else gets pimped?
Zell and Irvine
Who's Ultimecia's mum?
Rinoa!!! Ulty wasn't treated good from her parents, so she always wanted to go back and kill them!!!:D
Who's NORG's mum?
Ma NORG.
Who's Adel's mum?
Selphie, the father is of course NORG
why isnt 50 cent in this game
He is! You just have to revive Raine to unlock him!!!
Who is Raine?
Lauguana's pimp
If she was his pimp, who's Squall's real mum?
Edea.
Who IS Squall's real mum?
Selphie
But then, she must be older then the rest?
She just looks too young.
How does Selphie keep her beauty?
Go visit her room at about 11 at night, then you'll know.
How can you make Edea become a permanent party member?
By killing off Rinoa and making Eda Squall's new love interest
how can i kill the stupid dog?
By licking it's lips
What is it that is so unique about FFVIII?
The fact it has one of the most complicated plots ever.
If the game was real, who would Squall be?
A lion.
How did Edea summon those rocky lizards?
She didn't summon they were hungry and wanted to devore her but then Rinoa appeared and they stared at her legs :jokey:
Why is Shiva almost naked?
Because she's not as self coincess as humans.
A'yo, What's the difference between Quistis ans Shiva besides the naked thing?
They're both prostos
If Shiva's a prosto, who does she like shagging the most
Ok, I'm guilty.:p :D :cool:
A'yo, what the difference between Squall and Ifrit?
None.
What's Diabos meant to be?
A genie.
Why is Odin so weak against Seifer?
seifer is his long lost brother
why doesnt seifer know this
Because he met Zell and Squall. Siefer+Squall+Zell=:love: :love: :love:
What kind of shampoo does Laguna use?
Pantene smooth and silky.
Who uses the most hair gel in FFVIII?
Quistis does, also its a mandatory rule of all Gardens that instructors must wear at least 10% more than there students.
Why does Quistis attract so much male attetion in Balamb Garden
She does?
what gave you that idea?
Her fan club the Trepies
cos her whip reeks of bdsm and thus drives the men nuts.
why did your party never have to visit the loo?
What?
Would you bow under Queen Quistis, the mistress of FF's BDSM?
erm...no. Because i don't think it would look good bowing before my tv when my girfriend enters the room.
Would Rinoa bow under Queen Quistis?
nay, she would challenge thine throne
why did i stay home from skool today
to try and get your head around why R=U
the castle's spooky or what?
Some Dracula type s***
A'yo, What'sup with the GF Brother's?
Their retarded cuz they pick the same thing for rock, paper, scissors.
Why does Zell have a pair Jordans on?
It's to make him less gay then he already is
how can they get away with putting in a pair of branded trainers in?
By magic.
Why has this thread started again!?
Because people just couldn't bear this thread's death.
why is Meteor so weak when casted normally?
Because it's not meant to be cast "normally"
Why is Fisherman's Horizon full of hippies?