I don't need my Kidneys!

So, last week my boyfriend and I had the pleasure of meeting Psychotic/Paul.

I have a habit of saying stupid things without thinking, although, believe it or not - I'm actually quite intelligent. :eyebrow:

We were talking about kidneys and I came out with: "I thought that you can have your kidneys removed and live anyway!" Eeeeeeeee! Psy & Loz laughed at me. :(

Another stupid thing I've said recently is "I thought Brazil was in Germany!" Oops.

Anyway, what is the stupidest/silliest thing you have said or done recently? :jess:

I say lots of stupid and silly things, I like you tend to blurt things out and they make no sense. Yet I'm not s stupid person :D

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So, last week my boyfriend and I had the pleasure of meeting Psychotic/Paul.

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His name is Paul? Ahahahahaha.

you didn't know Psy's name was Paul? LAWL

At one stage i thought California was in the state of Los Angeles. :exdee:

Interesting tidbit I picked up this year at school: Tigers don't have kidneys.

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you didn't know Psy's name was Paul? LAWL

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I am not exactly on the friendliest of terms with anyone on EoFF. I don't know why.

I can't remember if I have ever said anything stupid. I'm not doubting that I have, I just tend not to remember that sort of stuff. But my girlfriend knows a person how was certain that melting butter would make it healthier. Does this count?

hmm something stupid I have said recently? God I don't know...um probably something online these last few days when I was ill.

When I say stupid things, chances are I meant to. Makes for more entertaining conversations than smart things.

You can live with just one kidney. Zero would be rather problematic though.

'i'm voting democrat'

or

'i'm voting republican'

whichever is funnier

I agreed to share a house next year with a couple of crazy bitches. :( It weighs on me.

A couple nights ago while my dad and I were watching some "man vs wild" thing I said this, "wait.... just becuase you know where north and sout is doesn't mean you know where east and west is...":Oo: and there was a long silence in the room and then I said, "so.... was that a ditsy thing to say?"

I hit this girl straight on with a grape, and she goes " Ahhh, I've been GRAPED!!" :D

i say random words which make a coherant sentence but doesnt actually make sense o_O

i argued with my leader, omegaweapon2005...:(

There's something wrong with your post Jess......ah there it is!

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So, last week my boyfriend and I had the pleasure HORROR!!!! of meeting Psychotic/Paul.

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Fixed. And you're welcome.


My ex-EFL teacher (ex because she doesn't teach me anymore, not because she's been fired) is the stupidest person I know. She's smart, but by God does she put the DUMBASS into blonde. :D

EDIT: I just remembered my stupidity. When I was younger, my sisters always said "lithp" when describing people with a lisp ("I'th got a lithp"). I didn't know they were joking, and only when I was thirteen did I find out it's called a lisp, not a lithp.

For some reason, I always thought Johnny Depp was French. I used to tell people this, and I thought they were pretty dumb for not knowing about his nationality.

Whoops.

I tend to substitute words for humorous reasons. One of my favorites is renaming any plural noun as people.

"Look at all those people."
I said that while playing Guitar Hero II and looking at the oncoming slew of notes on the fretboard.

"wth, mom your poobs look berky.....wait....."

Jess also said "The best facts are the ones that are true!" bless her.

I did not. :(

Did I?

Yes, you did.

She also said "Newcastle are a big club!" :laugh:

"How much do the dollar-fifty ones cost?"

Im a member of EoFF

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"How much do the dollar-fifty ones cost?"

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that made me lol

I've been saying a lot of dumb things in my government class. Man it's embarrassing. But it wouldn't happen if my teacher would just stop calling on me. >=( I get nervous.

I'm too mortified to tell anything specific though. Ugh.

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"Look at all those people."
I said that while playing Guitar Hero II and looking at the oncoming slew of notes on the fretboard.

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that is super cool.

I make typos but I don't think I say anything stupid too often. I'm the one who usually makes fun of others for doing it.

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Interesting tidbit I picked up this year at school: Tigers don't have kidneys.

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That's weird. How do they pee?

I say dumb stuff a lot. I can't think of anything specific though.

Wait till you meet Becky and see what Becky have to say. :bigsmile:

I probably say idiotic things alot, more so when Im drinking or tired, or sometimes something really off the wall like "The donkey's in the closet and the elephant fell down the well."

I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

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I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

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QED.

Everything I talking is stupid.

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I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

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QED.

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Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

All the time. I can't remember anything specific, but my girlfriend always points them out to me and has a laugh at my expense.

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I never say anything silly or stupid because I am totally awesome.

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QED.

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Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

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Quite Egotistical, Dumbhead.

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RAWR LOLZ I R SMARTS

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QED.

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Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

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Quite Egotistical, Dumbhead.

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Quote Elimination is Despicable

I'm always saying dumb things >.> I'm trying to remember a specific one, but I can't at the moment....well now I do, but it's kinda...inappropriate ^^;

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RAWR LOLZ I R SMARTS

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QED.

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Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

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Quite Egotistical, Dumbhead.

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Quote Elimination is Despicable

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He was talking about my elevating diaphragm, idiots.

Anagram Wars are a thing of the past.

EDIT: Would you look at that. I mean acronym.