A lively topic

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia, it read:

Here lies
Ezekial Aikle

Age 102

The Good
Die Young.

At the end of an afternoon session of boxing practice last friday evening, i was discussing something about old people of all thing's to a friend. Long story short: Old people lead to the topic of war, war lead to death, death lead to grave, grave lead to epitaph. For my epitaph, i alway's wanted something comedic, so after a moment's thinking i thought the perfect title for mine would be (& still relating to boxing): Don't start counting, because i'm not getting up.

What do you want written on your epitaph? :monster:

PWNED

I won't need one!

all your base are belong to us

never given it any thought

Out to lunch.

see you in Heaven

Here lies
Some worm food

Don't forget about me when science discovers a way to raise the dead...

"Be right back."

Im buried face down so you can kiss my ass.

"Next time bring me some beer instead of flowers"...

I really don't think ppl will buy me an epitaph :whimper:

Game Over
Continue?

Yes / No

Alternatively,

"This isn't where I parked my car."

A bullet got junctioned to my face.

"You're looking for who? Sorry man, he moved out last week."

Me and my family had actually talked about this a number of years ago.

My parents said mine should be "I'll be back."

Dad's was - "Beneath this sod lies another" - in case someone doesn't know, sod is also the name for a lump of earth.

Mum's was - "Well she was tired."

One of my older brother's (who's not really a nice bloke to be honest) said that his would be - "Wish you were here."

AFK.

>>> Game Over..

HATRED NEVER DIEZ

"Can I get a res?"

Be right back

OMG!! you guys almost killed me of laughing. lol

Edit: Oh no, someone has already used this.

"Dying was never one of my options"

Don't wory, I'll see you again.

"I told ye I was ill"

So ripped off Spike Milligan, but hey, its a cool line.

damn i was gonna nick spike's too in that case:

At Last, thought he'd never go!

"LOL."

Here lies the happiest, wealthiest man alive dead.

The CN Tower Belongs To The Dead

-OR-

Here lies Chris Koslo, may he rest in eternal happiness.

Here Lies Amanda M*turkanich
Beloved Daughter, Sister, Wife, Mother, Ninja

I find my own less amusing than some of the other ones posted, but at least I tried.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunny

"Can I get a res?"

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You mean a Rever? :confused:

"This is what happens when you take Bob's cookies...don't take Bob's cookies."

"My Wii, though elusive in life, I have now found ye in death!"

Hi!

For ****'s sake, give me a Phoenix Down you tightwads!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Odd Eye

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunny

"Can I get a res?"

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You mean a Rever? :confused:

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With an eyebrow raised he asked, "Whatchu talking 'bout, Odd Eye?"

"Free Parking"