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Suppose you're travelling to a far-off land, where a strange and unfamiliar language is spoken. You only have time to learn 3 phrases in the local language. What phrases do you learn?
For my own amusement, I've translated my 3 phrases into Ukrainian.
Pivo, bud'laska.
De tut toahlet?
Vashe mayut sifilis?
i need food, i need a place to sleep, i need a shower, lollll!
So, how about that weather?
So, how about that local sports team?
Would you like to take part in a six person gang bang?
Amsterdam!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Where is the airport?
Where is this hotel?
Taxi!
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH OMG PLZ?!
Do you watch Dr. Phil?
Would you like to buy me dinner?
I need help, please!
I am a powerful woman in my country, you shouldn't hurt me.
Where can I find the American Embassy?
Hi Sexy!
Where is the bathroom?
What time is it?
I like foa's
Me too. The powerful woman line would be even better coming from a guy, anyway. Keep 'em on their toes.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
What good is knowing three phrases, when you can't understand the answers?
To stay on topic:
Where can I buy food?
Where can I find a place to sleep?
Is your sister hot, and if so, can you arrange a meeting with her for me?
You should know if you touch me, I scream like a little girl.
I spent a wonderful evening in a trashcan.
I amAmericanEnglish.
Hurr!
Please point me in the general direction of the toilet bowl.
When is the next flight?
Where's the hotel?
Where can I find the cheapest resturant?
Where the hell am I?
Where can i find food?
Where can i find somewhere to sleep?
Where can i find a way out of here?
lol
brb
asl?
I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy.
Hey sexy mama, wanna destroy all humans?
Do you speak English? (Puhutteko te englantia?)
Can you help me? (Voisitteko te auttaa minua?)
I don't speak Finnish (En puhu suomea)
& because Im sad, I actually know what they are in finnish~
If you can only learn three phrases, how will you understand their reply?
Or,
Good afternoon, good evening, & good nightnight - Truman
Where is the hotel
I seem to have slipped a disk, where is the nearest doctor's surgery
I got this for my birthday but Im stuck on this island and I ned to get mushrooms foc
EDIT: I spelt brothel wrong
lol well since I don't know anything other than 3 phrases:
Do you speak english?
Yes I would like to sleep with you beautiful lady
where is the nearest pub?
Don't let Kishi see that. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I RULEZ
YOU SUXZ
GG
Where's the bathroom?
Can I go home?
Can you repeat that in English please? :bigsmile:
Nice shoes.
Let's go back to my place.
Get out.
where are the sheep you evil menaces?
where is sephi?
where do you keep the sharp objects?
Where can I log onto Eoff?
Drink Bud Light.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Where's the toilet?
Does your mother have syphilis?
Bleys, Bleys, Bleys.... :)
you looking for a fun time?
that'll be 1000 per hour
kthxbai!
(i'm sorry i had to)
"High Five!"
"Down low!"
"Too slow!"
HAve you ever been so mad you could punch a baby?
How much for a hit on Miriel?
How do they make Jello Green?
The best one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
Close...but where the devil did you get "mother" from? Mayut is "to have" conjugated to match vashe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Ya mayu я маю
Tih mayesh ти маєш
Vin/vona/vono maye вин/вона/воно має
Mih mayemo ми маємо
Vih mayete ви маєте
Vonih mayut вони мають
(The posessive form of вони being ваше, of course)
And yes, I am aware that that is more Ukrainian than anybody here has any interest in knowing.
добре вечір!
I am your god
Get me a gun
Make me king
Do you speak english?
I don't understand language x.
Where's the bathroom?
my ear hurts
do you have any q-tips?
where is the ear doctor?
I was sort of translating from Russian, which is slightly different from Ukranian, and I am not familiar with Mayut. So, мать was as close as I could translate it and мать is mother. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bleys
Heh...the infinitive for "to have" in Ukrainian is мати, too. Almost indistinguishable.
недобре говорію по русскі. Украйнскою is hard enouth.
Do you want to be my Giant Friendly mushroom number 4?
Could you point me in the direction of the nearest fridge please?
You know that red dress is a stunning disaster.
Phrases in different languages, just in case ... ;)
Den katalaveno! Milate Ellinika?
Ne panimayu! Gavarite po Ruski?
I don't understand! Do you speak English?
You love knives? Oh yeah I guess their cool.
Oh I see you have one on you now.
Tell my wife I love her.
May I have 2 beers plaease.
Never again without my permision.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?