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Yeah, what the title says. Anyone generous enough to spend a moment of their time posting here will get, from me to them, a actual, literal, 100% guaranteed-to-be-awesome* prize! So what are you waiting for? Get your gift NOW!#
*Not a guarantee.
# Now means when I next log on.
Okay.
Done.
(SPOILER)It isn't a virus, is it?
I want your bod. Screw the other prizes!
rubah cube: Your free gift is a chainsaw, hardly been used! (be sure to touch it without gloves, many times)
http://67.59.157.16/images/spirit/pr...9.detail.a.jpg
Marteria: You get, not a virus, but endless spam of a man eating a sandwich!
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
http://beauty.nagog.smasher.net:81/a...6732.thumb.jpg
Tacobel: Your every wish is my command! Here you go!
http://www.sports-king.com/images/ph...odybuilder.jpg
Do me next!
Can I change my gift to something involving Daft Punk, and Interstella 5555?
Oh no, I'm scared. Can I get a prize?
my god what on earth makes me think you could possibly still find something eoff legal that would be some how worse than what Psy could do for me.
Me?
Me?
Me!
Me?
?
Wow, this is my lucky day. I was the crapillionth visitor on a site earlier today.
I want lynx to the secret staff forum
I posted.:)
I oh-so-generously posted. Woo!
Me! Me! Ohh!
My turn! My turn!
If you happen to give me a gift then you can count on me giving you one in return ;)
Joseph Wii: Here! Go see the movie of your choice. http://www.grogshop.gs/Images/tickets.gif
Tavernbell: Sorry, gifts are non-returnable. But since you posted again... http://www.daftpunk.com/5555/boxdetail.jpg
Still in their original packets!
Paul Cezanzo: Your gift is right here.
Logic We: Psychotic, eh? http://images2.deviantart.com/i/2004...otic_bunny.jpg How's this for Psychotic.
Dead Moogles: You said 'me' four times, so here's four dolls to play with! http://www.users.waitrose.com/~marga...0of%20four.jpg
Levian Gynasium: Need I say more? http://www.hep.man.ac.uk/u/christina...apa/Oscars.jpg
Mold Anus: http://www.spreekbeurten.info/lyn4.jpg
More coming, just let me reach into my sack of rainbows and happiness...
I, however, will not give you one in return. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Diango12
I want one.
Victor Evening: You like snowboards? What a silly questioni, everybody like snowboards! So this is for you.
http://www9.yatego.com/images/43a92f...cenz-leups.jpg
Innocent until proven enshi: And here's your oh-so-excellent reward for posting: Free Italian lesson with this guy.
Mittopotamus: I purchased France for you. Srsly. Just fly there, kick Jacques Cousteau or whatever his name is out of his office and enjoy the best French presidency has to offer!
Rythological creature: Sure thing, it's all yours.
http://www.safeplay.co.za/images/sli...ndabout_05.gif
I was getting bored of it anyway.
Dingo666: A lifesize model of the car used in Back to the Future, you say? Well, it was a doozy, but I got it to you at great personal expense.
http://static.flickr.com/19/99111957_ce55dec52f.jpg
Leeza Simpson: No need to worry about that, I'm sending you a present that's sure to return to me sooner or later...
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ider-small.jpg
Your all pathetic...expecting prizes for just posting! I no longer have any faith in you people...
(SPOILER) YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE DAMN PRIZE! :D :-P
FFG100XVII: You got it.
http://z.about.com/d/familycrafts/1/0/6/f/spnum1.gif
Alpha Weeping 2007: You have got a prize and yes, it is damned! Click here
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He has the best nicknames for people. Being called "Joseph Wii" was more rewarding than the movie tickets. :monster:
Hey Firo my name is Not dingo :mad2:
but here I got you something anyway so you might as well take it. Its a friendly snake
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...o123/image.jpg
:moomba:
Wouldn't it matter on what type of gift though? ;)Quote:
I, however, will not give you one in return. :)
"Tacobel" made me giggle.
You're such a stud, Volondé.
Shower me with gifts :D
can I get a fire breathing pony with a tentacle tail?
If I post twice can I have two?
I hereby demand that my free gift be wearing a bikini.
and not fat
or ugly
or old
or a man
or an animal
or an inanimate object
or Manus.
Why do I think posting here is a bad idea? :(
This is odd... (I want Tifa's body ^^)
Dolls!
God I hate myself for the whole being impatient thing now.
I mean, I put Exclemation marks!
And a question mark?
I don't want a fish!!! :trout:
It looks like all this hard work will finally pay off
i want a gift!! along with a neat nickname ;)
Ooooooh, cool! ^_^ Prizes make me cheery =D
*Votes option number four*
>__>
GIFT! GGGIIIFFFTTT!
I posted. Give me my gift.
Ooh! Ooh! I want a gift! :D
I chose the option with MANUS in it
Gimme some hentai! :D
Can I have something please?
I used to be one of those kids who bought the magazine for the freebie ^.^
I WANT GIFT :bigsmile:
Don't you ever run out of gifts??. :confused:
NOW, give me one. :D
Why? Are you going to jump put a cake? :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Firo Volondé
Well if they are gifts they're free... ^^ But no I don't like to recieve gifts too much
Hoo boy...
Hot Cross Bunny: Use this to show that wascally hunter who's boss.
http://www.arcadegamesuperstore.com/...ns-shotgun.jpg
Joseph Wii: I usually never reuse my names, but anything for you, Mr. Atreides-Blight. That is my gift to you.
It Takes Two To Diango: Thanks for the snake, but unfortunately, it ran away. On a completely unrelated topic, your next gift is...
http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/image...lacrasia_c.jpg
√13: No! I must convert you to the one good Mexican delight!
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IMP/I...GFMYSB0056.jpg
Shove that Red Pill right up your ass!: Why thank you. In return for your generosity, I will upload my irresistable musk for your smelling pleasure. Just click the word 'musk' in the above sentence three times and your computer will smell just like it! It really works!
Arthur: Is beer sufficient? Aaaayyyy.
Firomaniac: Tell you what. I'll give you a fire-breathing pony and a block with a tentacle tail. If you can get them to breed, you got your mutant beast.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...077_Ponyta.pnghttp://www.peeron.com/pics/inv/custp...1104600396.jpg
Rotoblerone: Yes, but it will most likely be a rambling sentence with no point, only created to see how many words the author could fit into one sentence without using fullstops but he is allowed to use commas and semi-colons; but by the time you've finished reading it you will realised that you could have spent that time collecting interestingly-shaped butterflies and hanging them on your wall and remarking to people on subways the finer points of interestingly-shaped butterfly collecting.
Three Billy Goats Griff: Let's see... Ha! You forgot to specify minimum age!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ear/bikini.jpg
Evastic Band: I don't know, but perhaps it could have something to do with the FREAKING' GIGANTIC NUCLEAR MISSILE I HAVE SENT DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOUSE!!!
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english...0406298722.jpg
Arcanine dude: Bit of an odd wish, but OK. Just add your face, and you're ready to rumble! (BTW, feel honored I made a Photobucket account just for you. ;))
Hard of hearing cat-things: I see. If having this makes you feel more manly, my job here is done.
Yanis Pappas: OK, here! It's not a fish, it's a mammal.
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.u...es/dolphin.jpg
African-American magician: Indeed it will. Here's a shiny new penny for all your efforts!
http://www.briankaneonline.com/images/penny.jpg
Lost city of Atlanteay: <- Sorry, it was the best I could do on such a small budget... I already spent most of my money on your solid gold nugget.
http://www.nqminersden.com/images/eric4sm.jpg
Boogerrunny608: I couldn't find a gift you would like, so I let it be up to you!
http://www.grandamerica.com/images/e...t-cert-bow.gif
Avenclaw: I am led to believe this kettle is mighty fine. Try it, and tell me if it is.
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/...nal-kettle.jpg
Scarlet Versus XIII: Go here, or to an equivalent place close to you. Tell them I sent you, and have come to collect your gift. They will believe you.
Ghost of Natasha Irons: You sure did. Let me just give it to you. Despite its appearance, it is quite valuable, as it leads the way to buried treasure.
http://www.elegantdestinations.co.uk..._mauritius.gif
New York Adventure Racing Association: Go outside your house, walk four paces to the right. There will be a flower there. Pick it up, admire it, and eat it. It will taste of cabbage. Once you have ingested it, you will gain the power of super speed. Bon appetit!
BurgerKingKing: A shiny new sword, to add to your collection.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...fwlchClose.gif
The Zone: Nice try, but I remembers that posting hentai here will get me banned. You almost had me fooled, but I, Super Firo, shall always prevail!
To any Mods out there: Yes, I double-posted. What're you gunna do about it?
Starstalker: Of course you can. Please accept the sacred cattleprod in thanks for saving our village.
http://www.etc.cmu.edu/projects/tabl...cattleprod.jpg
No. 42?: I hired Disneyland for you and seven friends for the entire day of June 31st, 2007. I hope you guys have fun!
You can't come in here without a name, sir: A lifetime subscription to Playboy, you say? Sorry, I can't do that, but I can give you a nice ball of toffees.
http://www.oldestsweetshop.co.uk/ima...int-Toffee.jpg
Macwerewolf: No, but I sometimes run low on ideas. For example, you get a mere calendar, and not the good kind with pretty ladies on each month. :(
http://www.ntlf.com/images/calendar.jpg
Charlie's Ice Angels: Aha, because I know as well as you do that, being a nun, you don't place much importance on material goods, right? I guess I'll just have to return the 96-inch plasma TV I bought for you... 'tis a shame indeed.
Aww, can I have a present?
Yes u can... but I still want u to jump out of the cake!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Firo Volondé
my name isnt burgerkingking >.<
It's about time I had a new HAT......
If you don't know what I want by this point you fail.
This is hawtsauce. √13. Neat.
Cat girls...:) or maybe no :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Lol. :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Woot new page...
YMCA: Yes, I never run out of presents, for my magical elves work day in, day out to supply you with gifts... (SPOILER)by 'elves' I mean slave labor... Anyway, enjoy!
http://www.imajlar.com/free_clipart/...ipart_gift.gif
Methamphetamine Angel: Shall we arrange a time and place then? :drool:
Hungry Jack's King: I'm sorry :cry:. Please accept this coupon as an apology for my inferior naming system.
http://www.kangan.edu.au/services/ki...ungryjacks.jpg
Private Hartman (you got demoted :(): You do need a new hat, indeed.
http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merch...1/b636full.jpg
Creamed corncracker: You'll now find the CT forums are buzzing with activity... sort of. I hopes I didn't fail too badly.
Rotold McDotold: There's more mathematical goodness where that came from. 6>4! 1.6*10^5! Pi = 3.1415926535897 etc...
I sangel for Ice Angel: I see... you want me to give Skullcracker catgirls so that you can steal them... never fear, you can have some!
http://img.search.com/thumb/e/e4/Dej...0px-Dejiko.jpg
That one looks angry... better have some catnip to calm it,
http://www.erowid.org/herbs/catnip/i...p_summary1.jpg
Rude (Yes I am a fan of Reno/Rude pairings :D): Hats are funny. eh? :hat:
Here is a picture of a tree; doesn't it make you feel glad you're not a tree?http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos...rly%20tree.jpg
I would like another gift.
Jewish Priest: How 'bout some mail? I know it's just bills, but it's the thought that counts!
http://www.antoniaroseprinting.com/s...es_economy.jpg
This is highly humorous, go I'd like a gift (SPOILER)or three =P as well.
Everyone loves free crap. I have keychains!
Just because this thread is free doesn't make it any good. In fact, I'd pay in order not to waste anymore time in it.
I want another gift too!!! This time I don't want cookies:monster2:
Oh and I'm not Yannis Pappas, I'm Yannis Somethingelse!!!
can I have some pie
I don't usually like math, but I shall accept your mathmatical gift and request another.
I must've missed this thread. But I'm ready for presents with arms wide open.
i want a gift from the manly stud thereas known as FV!!!!
My master Diango12 requests a gift of great calibre; please consider this offer with the greatest charitable notion.
Perhaps an interesting artifact to please him.
Thank you.
I got so many wonderful things with my gift certificate!
So to say thank you I got you a shower curtain with STUFF written on it! :D http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ey/curtain.jpg
Sure, I'm interested to see what you'll give me.
In Soviet Russia, chaos keys YOU!: I agree wholeheartedly! I mean, why have one stooge, when you could have three!
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q...stoogefail.jpghttp://www.markdroberts.com/images/Three-stooges-4.jpg
America's Shlup: Yo, Surf's up! And in keychain form this time!
http://www.wholesalejewelryfinding.c...s/keychain.jpg
Yam Necro: Capital choice, sir! Waste your time here instead!
Yannis Somethingelse!!!: It's not a cookie, but a biscuit.
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff2/DSC05215.jpg
Lion90210: Pie? Certainly.
http://www.cours-pi.com/_borders/logo.gif
Roto be or not roto be: Can you accept your gift in sea horse form?
http://www.life.uiuc.edu/edtech/ento...-sea-horse.jpg
If I said you had a nice Odd Eye, would you hold it against me?: *Sees wide open arms* Stop exaggerating that fish you caught. We all know it was this size: http://www.chocolate-fish.net/themes...s/minifish.gif But, on the plus side, I traded that fish on the black market for a fur coat for you! (Woman not included :p)
http://www.fblginc.com/asp/photo_200.../3675_1609.JPG
Agrias to disagrias: What kind of person would I be if I didn't get you a brand-new Jaguar? Not a very nice one, that's what. So here's you Jaguar!
http://www.msu.edu/~hagersha/jaguar.jpg
In a virile net: Tell your master, Diangoroo, that my free gifts require posting to obtain. However, you may have a small man riding a dog for your troubles.
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006...udis-photo.jpg
Googlemoney$608: You know, a flashlight will help you check for bathroom murderers much more efficiently...
http://www.wildday.co.uk/images/Prod...hlight-thm.jpg
Zeus, Thunder God: What I haven't given away yet is a fishing rod. So, hope you like fishing!
http://www.petdiscounters.com/mc_ima...age/d_7850.jpg
SEAHORSES!
I love them madly.
I don't doubt, Roto.
Not only did you fail at the Chrono Forums, you failed to deliver the Correct Gift. CatGirls are my one true passion. That is what I want
*blush*
I myself would like a picture of Al Cid.
zzzomg i got a jaguar! i pwn you all!!!! i love you...so much...WOO!