Nobody loves me. :love:
But to give this meaning, how would you greet someone you've never met before?
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Nobody loves me. :love:
But to give this meaning, how would you greet someone you've never met before?
S'up?
A simple Hiya and a big smile is good enough.
With a hearty laugh, a slap on the rear, and a bowl full of Jell-O, of course!
Rally-Ho!
:tongue:What's up, doc?
No, not really, just :DGreetings, mate!!!
the words "Hi, nice to meet ya, hows things?" comes to mind whilst shaking hands with them though sometimes I get a kiss on the cheek depends girls tend to kiss my cheek guys shake my hand.
So... You like... stuff?
(Perfect Greeting! Everyone likes stuff!)
'sup bro
(SPOILER)Bro usually comes out "brah."
If it's a man
What's happenin' son!!! You chillin'? Fa' sizzle!!!!
If it a woman
*in a sexy tone of voice* What'sup happenin' shorty. Let me holla at cha' for a second.
If its my mother
Alright mamma!!!!!!! Alright!!!!!!!! Dammit!!!!!!!
If it's my brothers and sisters
...What the **** you want?
If it's my dead friend
A'yo, what's happenin' son. This for you *spills vokka on his grave*
If it's my manager
Good mourning Sir. *under my breath* You ass****
...Can't thinkof now
same! or maybe I'm just too lazy to write mine. :holmes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
People I don't know? I just shy'ly smile and don't say anything.
Im really crap at making new friends.
Hi nice to meet you :)
Look, we all know if I talk ot you, it will inevitably lead to sex. Lets just skip the bs and go right to the sex, as I can't afford a drink for you.
Generally:
"Hey, I'm Jarrod"
or
"What's up, I'm Jarrod"
"Hey" with a nod, unless I was specifically expecting to meet that person, in which case I'd speak more intently with enthusiasm.
Hi! :jess: My name's Kari, what's yours?
Same here. Unless I'm with other people I know...or drunk. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
"Hey, you alright?" :jess:
I'd just tackle them as opposed to saying hello.
Hello!
Hey
Hiya
hallo!
;-; I'm scared of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I suck at saying things first, but if I cba and actually want to, I'd usually try to generate a common complaint. That seems to be what usually happens. For example, in fencing,
"These suits are so hot >.>"
and
"Wow, my arm hurts."
...
*acknowledging head nod*
i'd say something...like:
"hey, make sure you stay away from corncracker, he'd rape and inpregnate you in two minutes and then flutter off into the wind...he doesnt even pay child support...:\...how do i know?.....:shifty:"
lmao!
"Duude, do I know you?" Or "Hey babe, how you doin'?" ;)
'i dreamt of you...it wasn't pleasant.'
For me...
To a male:
"Hey, what's up? ....yeah smurf you too."
To a female
"H-hi! How uh..are..uh..hmm...umm..you?! WAIT COME BACK"
To someone I have no respect for
"Why the smurf are you talking to me?"
90% of the time to anyone
"Mmm...mhmm...whatever..."
If you were new I'd gobble you up.
If someone else were new I'd ignore them until they weren't.
Any last words?
*stare* *head tilt* *stare* *head tilt other way* *blink* *look the person over* *stare* *blink*
And if at that point they haven't been freaked out enough to leave I generally just keep staring until they do, unless It's a person I want to get to know, then I generally start talking after the second head tilt.
*shy looking at ground look: hello..*