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Where do you see yourself when you're old?
(SPOILER)Prolly digging out of a trash-can because you spent all your grocery money at the internet cafe chatting on EoFF, and it's too late to do any more begging 'cause the drivers'll think you're a car-jacker.
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Better question: How would you really like your life to be like when you are old?
I plan on being the most awesome old lady evar. I'm going to trip kids and stuff with my cane. And go down hills in a wheelchair. Etc. Oh goddamn, it will be great.
I want to knock things over in the grocery store while I'm driving the motorized cards and use the "SORRY, I'M OLD" excuse. I also want to bore the living hell out of my grandkids with stories about my youthful days.
Racing against my wife in the supermarket on the small mobile carts they provide for fat or old people.
EDIT: DAMMIT JOWY!
Moaning about pentions and long queues.
When I'm old, I'll play video games till my eyes bleed.
When I'm old, I'll sit at home waiting for the asteroid to crash right into Earth, and then we'll die...Mhuhahahaha!!!
I won't make it to old age, I'm going to die in a massive motercycle accident when I'm 22.
I will live in a sprawling mansion with only my cats. :(
I don't plan on being alive passed 50 so, I won't ever get to old. :mwahaha:
And, if I do make it that far I'd like to be living comfortably with my significant other, watching my children get married and have kids of their own. And not ever having to worry about money.
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I don't plan on being alive passed 50 so, I won't ever get to old. :mwahaha:
I think I'm going to die around age 25, so I hope I go having a good time.
I want to be the old guy that when everyone sees him they shake their head and say what a shame it is that I'm crazy. The one with a big bald spot, and the rest of the hair long but sticking out everywhere.
Living with Iri and her cats, bwahahah! :mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Secretly Stalking Iri in her mansion, using Agrias as a distraction so I can move around undetected.
I will live in a virtual world where i never age at all
:shoot:
I'm gonna jump on the cats bandwagon.
lol, how do you know that that would work? maybe as you're using me to go undetected my brittle bones start cracking and your front is ruined! HA!Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
It was worth a try.
I guess I'll just be the creepy old guy hitting on minors then.
lol I don't know maybe somewhere complaining about the youth of the day as it will be. Quite possibly with Agrias complaining about how we should have murda'd da bbz all those years ago when we had the chance.
getting old is for the weak, i'm just gonna get slower
srsly, how many old dudes do you see over 6'2?? not many.
LOL!! no doubts! but thats only if i dont murda joo! hahah u kno i b jk! i only murda da bbz!Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Ill be the old git slashing the next door neighbours football. That'll teach those pesky kids.
Mick Jagger.
HAHAHA ew...my favourite it the little shop of horrors thingQuote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
Having a steady job animating with a family. I give myself another 10 years before i calm down though.
I'm gonna be the old dude down the street living in a tar paper shack, but with plasma TV!
I'm gonna still posting here and complaining that I can't see any of the old geezers I talkin to, coz I'm too far!!! Or I could join corncracker in his quest!!!:bgl:
I'm going to be a dirty old man.
I' already a dirty young man and it works for me so I'm sticking with it.
I will wear clothes in one colour of the rainbow for each day of the week, and I'll change clothes at exactly midnight. Red clothes on Monday, orange clothes on Tuesday, etc. It's gonna be hell to get indigo underwear, but it'll be worth it.
I will have an average American life when I'm old, at this rate. So far my life is very middle-class America.
Old? No thanks.
The really small 4 foot tall old lady that goes around awkwardly asking people if they can get me some pickles the middle shelf in the supermarket.
I am old so my life will be pretty much what it is now. :)
Oh, god. I just saw my future flash before my eyes :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
>>> Thats the right answer..Quote:
Originally Posted by sockmonkey
I don't want to grow too old. Anyway, if I do then I'd want to spend it in a small house, in a peaceful place with someone I love.
Nothing is more comfortable than dying in the arms of the one you love. =p
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64!