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I ponder 17 times a day what Quina would learn if he decided to consume my delicious flesh. I believe it would be a lil' Blue Magic I like to call "The Z-Snap," a vivacious doozy that raises your party's Spirit.
If Quina ate you, what would you teach him? :aimkiss:
Regurgitation
i dunno
Awesomeness.
"Laziness" - 100% chance to inflict SLOW status + 50% chance of running away from battle :p
!Yawn - Ups defense, but falls asleep at random.
Quina: "I no can eat until I dumber!"
Sippie-De-Doo: 11.893% chance of the phrase being repeated.
Earth Shake just because.
Quina would explode, since S/he cannot handle the amount of energy that I display. (was gonna say awesomeness, but was already said, and I hate repeating)
Blasphemous! If Quina ate PuPu, he would become all powerful. They'd make entire YouTubes about it I tell you. No, entire Wiki pages.Quote:
Originally Posted by PuPu
Now where's corncracker to teach him the skill "Final Fantasy VIII Hatred" >:O Le sigh, I should have made this a "Guess What the Above Poster Would Become" thing because those always last longer. Well, all threads can't about his/her gender, so sue me.
"Sneeze". Non-elemental damage with a 75% chance of Poison.
"Stunning Comment" - Inflicts stun and a random status ailment.
Chrono Break - Casts Slow and Stop on an enemy at the same time; as soon as the Stop wears off, they're Slow.
Or: Megapedant. Same as Scan but reveals a lot more information, like the enemy's date of birth, current salary, number of spoken languages, total qualifications, favourite colour, marital status and favourite food. Obviously, casting it on him/herself results in the favourite food saying "You, so look out biatch!"
taste bad!!!:barf:
i wouldnt teach him anything:quina:
Bible Black: Summons a tentacle hentai monster that has a skill called 'Terra Rapist'. With the death of all female characters(being raped to death), you instantly win the battle. Works on Hades, Ozma and Necron.
If he ate me anything he/she would say would be witty and would inflict confuse and deal tons of damage and doom.
Kudos to the great thread.
I have no idea... O.o He'd probably just morph into a Red Mage. :D :p
Guitar Solo. Rock the enemy to death.
teabag attack: ill let you figure that one out.
Or
Emo Blade: She'd turn emo and all attacks against her make her stronger. 50% chance of killing herself.
Crotch kick- a kick to the crotch.