I seen one of these in alot of Final Fantasy sections so I thought I could make one for more general subjects
Why do people lie?
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I seen one of these in alot of Final Fantasy sections so I thought I could make one for more general subjects
Why do people lie?
They want to improve their memories, and lying forces them do keep that capacity expanding on pain of the world crashing down into a gutteral basement.
Who's a better singer/actress than Lindsay Lohan
(The obvious answer: Nobody, is not allowed.)
Hilary duff
Why do cows moo?
Because pigs bark.
When ya think we'll get the 1 in ten gig goin' on?
(SPOILER)I love it
Because moo are hawt Agrias
Will somebody make a stupid question for me?
No. Absolutely not.
So what's up with the whole 'Emo' hating thing?
nobody hates emo they just really,really dislike it.:tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by mooglebunni608
I'll come up with a question for him and call it my own.
Why do people create computer viruses? :(
Because it is a government conspiracy to find the porn you have on your computer.
Why isn't the world flat?
Because somebody dislikes their rolling pin too much O_O
How much is too much?
not enough
why are some humans bigger than others?
Their secretly mutants......duh.
Why are there gay people?
Because men are hot.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
because of questions like this one.
Why is it that when I touch something it gets angry and sends (insert amount here) of electricity into my finger/hand/leg/butt/nose/ear/eye etc.
That would probably be static electricity. Just sayin'.
2 questions:
why does Twilight Edge hate gay people?
and
What is the point of Africa and the Middle East's existance? Starving/diseased people in Africa, violence in the Middle East, what is the point?
Answer to both: we're humans. It's what we do.
A'yo, how do I get to the white house? *has a bomb strap across the chest* (I'm so gonna get arrested for this joke.)
google it. GOOGLE KNOWS ALL!!!
Is there anything that google doesn't know?
Yes, good porn. xD
Why aren't there any aliens on earth?.
Because they died of they breathe our good old poluted air. Got to love it!
*arrested for tha last joke* Can someones post bail for a brotha?!
EDIT: no.
why did i just type "aren't" as zfdn'g?
Say what?
*gets out on bail* A'yo, I'm out on bail!!! Party at my house! Y'all down?
No.
Why do we find animals cute and feel sorry for them and stuff, when humans are designed to eat meat? I love animals, yet I eat them. It's a vicious cycle. I'm a vegetarian in a meat eaters body, WHY!?
Two word: Your probably fat...dammit that's three...:rolleyes2
*At court* Can anyone be my lawyer?
No.
Is that answer stupid enough?
No!!!
What time is it?
It's time for the end of my court date.
Am I going to jail or getting off free?
Your'e going to jail AND getting out for free.
Why am I on this forum instead of playing World of Warcraft?
Because we have your soul locked away in a box.
Why is it that I hear voices telling me to do evil things?
cause your out of you damn mind
*off for free* what to do next?
give an answer to some questions
why do these questions have to be answered stupidly?
cause thats how smart the majority of the human population is
Why are there stereotypes?
We live in an age of individuality and no one wants the same CD Player.
If your stomach makes noises, what should you do?
stab it with a toothpick....or food...
you know you've been on eoff too long when...?
When you are hungary and stab your stomach with a toothpick....
just sayin'
AGAIN(the last answer was funny but not good enough):what is the point of the Middle East/Africa?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oil and to make the USA look better, respectively.
How awesome am I not?
| | This much
Why is it that when something is thrown at me, I feel the need to catch it instead of moving out of the way.
Because this way you'd look cool!
Why is the sky over our heads and earth beneath us?.
So we don't fall out into space? We can't STAND on air y'know?
Besides even if we could falling into earth hurts.
How is it that, when provoked, children are the most dangerous creatures known to man?
Because children vaccines are actually Rabid shots :cry:
Why can't come people just say goodbye to yesterday
Because yesterday is but a big part of tomorrow.
Why can't some people stop hating for no reason?.
because in order to love, we must know hate.
or people are lame-ugly-fat-bastards who cant let go of a grudge:tongue: .
WHY CANT HUMANS FLY!!!!! IF A BRID DOES IT, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO AS WELL!!!!
we dont have enough speed for the running start.
why dont asians get to be called a color i.e white or black
They are. Yellow
A'yo, help a brother out and help me beat my brother's ass.
thats not really a question but trap him in a corner and get a heavy chain and well you know what to do nextQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
why do you think people spend so much time on these forums?
Because it fills a deep void in our soul that we lost when we began to play videogames.
-sighs at the hopelessness of the world-
Who, besides Bunny, knows what my name means and is able to catch the error
something about pizza?
When would you find 3 gloves when you buy a pair?
ONe of them is a mutated accident with a sewing machine in the glove making factory, resulting in siamese gloves and a partner.
Where have all the good men gone?
They decided it was time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
why are people so cool?
cause they eat too many icecubes..... O_O
why does my toe like to cramp?
(i love this game)
because you broke it when you tripped
who's the best person to have sex with?
Someone who belongs in spartan army and also works at your local library, someone like Ultima Shadow
Why oh why aren't bulls in charge of this world?
Coz cows got all the milk!!!
Why are Spartans live in Greece?
cuz they need grease to wash their clothes
why do people talk so much?
Quote:
Originally Posted by SapphireBlue*
Because people have nothing better to do.
Why do I need a shower? :cry:
You don't need a shower, shower needs you... whatever I can't smell you from here...:D
What will happen to eoff when final final fantasy comes out?
It will cease to exist.
How do you play this game?
you push teh buttons lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Does this mean I don't lose at EoFF?
You get in the fridge, that's how you play this game!
What are you supposed to do when a problem comes along?
Precisely what it means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetically Patheticyou push teh buttons lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Does this mean I don't lose at EoFF?
Why did two people post at the same time?
They didn't. I was a minute earlier.
Why was Odd Eye late a minute?
too much porn slowing down his comp
Why can't chickens fly?
because the ground needs them..and if they could fly they would destroy us...
why does music exist?
To keep Odd Eye occupied so that he doesn't download porn that eats his computer and makes him fail.
True or false?
False~! duh!
why are some people homophobic?
They're in denial of the fact they are gay...:p
Why does squenix keep on donig so many crappy movies, spinoffs and sequels?
Because they are intelligent businessmen and they know that by creating and marketing low budget and relatively inexpensive movies, spinoffs, and sequels, they can make more of a killing because the name they put on it. They realize and understand that Final Fantasy is a cash crop and they are using it in the best way possible: to make as big a profit as they can by selling entertainment items that do not cost a lot to make.
I just drank a "berry injected" Vault Red Blitz. Have you ever tried one? How delicious do you think it is? (On a scale of 1-10, 1 being delicious and 10 being super delicious)
I never drank one so I give it a 0
Chess or Checkers?
i cant play chess when im high so, checkers!!
is this rash something to be worried about?:confused:
depends on where the rash is, if its your butt stop sitting bare back so technicly don't worry about it.
If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Because she'd be lonely and turn into an ugly doll with anger.
Why can't I walk on my hands?
Because them gloves weren't made for walkin'. That's just not what they do.
Why won't my phone stop ringing?
Because you can't shot web.
Why does a woodchuck even chuck?
Because the wood can't chuck.
Why isn't Pirates of the Caribbean III out yet?
because the film industry likes to tease us with films years before they even come out <_<Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD
Why is'nt i a presidant of sumwhere
You are. You just don't know it yet.
Where exactly is somewhere over the rainbow? :D
A librarian waiting for you to return your books to the library.
Why the hell are teenagers horny?
because...I can't think of anything witty.
why the smurf did my car just start leaking an unknown fluid a few days ago?
There's a midget in there and it need pee holes.
How come fencing isnt as popular as futbol
There's serious HAZZARD'S while fencing--you may die
why does my back hurt?
I know why my back hurts, don't know about yours...
I don't like classical music...so why I like FF music???
cause ff music fits in its own genre.
How come the eoff banner centerpiece has aeris boobs?
It was secretly created by HOOTERS and the staff won't admit it.
Why do we have spots on our backs that we can not scratch?
God is a sadist.
Oh, come on, you know it's true!
Why is god a sadist?
Because I am one and I commanded him.
Why are sadistic people weird?
They ate too much celery in their youth.
What is the origin of the word citrus?
you sit and it squeezes out juice.
why was that so lame?
cuz I'm too cool!
Why isin't Pluto a planet anymore?
Cause he's a Disney dog-like character.
Why do we milk cows instead of say, monkeys?
cause you'll contract an std
which part of the monkey will you milk?
its ear!
how would you beat hellboy?
with a pillow
Why do dogs say "woof" in books?
Put a woofer in it.
Why does hentai exist?
They just needed an Acronym to fit:
Hot Ethnic Nudity and Teasing Animation Instigation
Where would Dorethy have ended up if she followed the Red brick road?
the red brick road led to her new job at the bordello
Why did this guy forget to post a question?
Because he is EMO!
Emo or Elmo?
i like it when people scream, so..........................emo!
Why do teachers feel the unending need to dish out horads of homework, justa few days before most of teh student population leaves for florida:confused: :confused: :confused: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :frust: :frust:
Because teachers are severely mentally ill. If they weren't, they certainly wouldn't have chosen to become teachers.
Hey kids, what time is it?
It's time to think about life, and how you are cruelly stripped off your once youthful features, and replaced with rough, much more uneasier on the eye sort of looks.
What was the point of me, making my answer so depressing?
The point is pointless, so there's no need to point it out.
How was baby Jesus made?
well what happened was a dinasour pooped and the world exploded and then superman came and dug up a spoon and then the duck kissed it and FWOOSHH! theres baby jesus in a manger.
do you wish you could make a movie?
No. I wish I could make a FANTASTIC movie
Does anyone care?
no...no one does...except the pedophile down the street
can i grow some more before i turn 20?
sure make sure to drink lots of milk shorty ^^
will you help me conquer the internet?
only if you help me conquer the world
What's love got to do with it?
it makes your stomach all bunchy uppy...or you're pregnant...:\
why is zoranders hair so gravity defying?
Because he is David Bowie's clone child.
Why do people expect you to do a million and one things when you're ill?
Because it's the "Cinder's Ugly relatives" Gene acting up again
Why put a baby in a blender feet first?
DONT PUT A BABY IN THE BLENDER AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SPOILER)you people! why are you makeing the killing of the babies!
can anybody explain the dicotomy of good and evil to me?:twak:
This is good :kaohappy2 and this is evil :pinkelephant:!!!!
What's a dicotomy???
Dichotomy = http://fat-guy.com/images/abs3.jpg
I know what's dichotomy is (actually it's a greek word):D
What's dicotomy?
A member of DeviantART
Do you feel sad for David Pelzer?
No, I feel sorry for his mother!:(
Who's the greatest man (or woman) that ever lived on earth?
The fat guy in my previous picture. The sheer enthusiasm from him tingles my bones.
Why am I suddenly itchy, after seeing some small ugly fly?
It's carrying some sort of toxic germs.
Why do some people think that saying "Macbeth" is bad luck?
Because a long time ago, there was a woman called Beth who ate too many Big Macs. She passed away, though. Yeah, she died. Bitch died.
Yo, WHO AM I? = :eek:
(SPOILER)Emo is not the answer boys and girls
You are, Imaoh woy
Why does chocolate fail to elate me?
With magicky sticks.
*pokes you* :O
Because you're a communist. And communists can never experience joy.Quote:
Originally Posted by zorander
Why do I get bored so easily?
Because you're made of wood. Kekeke.
Why does Giga Guess get bored so easily?
He's in love.
Why do I hate washing up?
So that what I was smellingQuote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
A'yo, lets go get some women son. You down?
Sure.
What does Jerry say to George?
How was it?
How was what?
it made my fingers tingle and my eyebrows unite in frustration.
did that really happen like the way i heard it did?
Nah, It happened like the way you thought you didn't need to do.
Can I get a hug?
no but you can get this can of spam! its a limited time offer ;o
am i the only one freaked out by Robin Williams nose?
I doubt it.
Would you like to touch Michael Jackson's nose?
no cause i'm afraid it'll dissipate! D:
whats the best use for tape?
Recording home videos of you and your partner doing the Tango.
Will I succeed in my audition tomorrow?
Yes! You can do anything! You just have to put your mind to it. Good luck! :D
Where can I find a genies lamp?!
In a Genies house
I have a Genies lamp! What shall I wish for?
wish to switch hair with me!!!
i am a genie, what should i do?
Please your master!..
How will a Genie please me?
HE WILL EAT MASHED PO-TA-TOES!!!
WHO STOLE MY COOKIE?! :(
Me!
What's your dark secret?
i am actually a super hero and i saved your ass last night with no gratitude in return! >:o
have you ever had a pet human?
Not as such, although i know one who enjoys being tied up...
Ever met a furry?
no but i heard baloki likes that kind of stuff.
why do parents not discipline their kids when they know they should?
Because social services would take the kids away if they did!
Is politics really so bad?
It amounts to strife and torment.. What do you think!?!!
What color is the desert?
*reads something at Diango's sig*
RED!!!:D
Where are you now???
IN YOUR FACE! -raises a hand-
where would you go if you could teleport?
To Greece and Canada! So me Yannis and Agria would umm dance all the way to Hokydo?
Whats your favorite dance?
Home To Mother
Do ya looooooove me, Nooooooooow That Iiiiiiiiii can Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance?
notrly....ok maybe a bit
what if i can only square dance!?
Then we wont be going anywhere of course! We'd just be going.. In circles!! >_<
How can I stop the sun from setting today?
become superman and super hold the sun in place....that or become god?
why cant i become a mermaid like i always wanted to!? ;__;
There's shorter way to become a princess!
Why there are time differences?
Because the sun likes to play games with our echo systems!
What is the main ingredient in water soup?
succubusssses....its true, look it up.
whats the one thing in the world that i'm allergic to?
LIES!!!!!!
What is the meaning of peaceful co-existence between homo-sapient and watercress?
absolute alcoholic effects from aged cheese.
Whats better a police cone or a caution:wet floor cone?
Wet floor cones are Emo.
Is Scott Mills funny?
as funny as a sadistic lady pretending to run someone over just for the laughs.
Am i deaf???
No, the rest of us are just lip synching to mess with you.
Why does morning have to come so soon?
Because it makes lie-ins more satisfying when you wake up at dawn and don't have to get up for another 4 hours.
And I just... I just... Is that a God-damned penguin?
No its 2 dudes talkin to each other
Why do Moggles say Kupo and Chocobos say Kweh?
Because Moogles don't say "kweh!" and Chocobos don't say "kupo!".Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnie
Why is Final Fantasy 12 more technically advanced than Final Fantasy 7?
Because of TEH PASSING OF TIME AND TEH DEVELOPMENT OF TEKNOLOGI. Or enlightenment. You pick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter_20Because Moogles don't say "kweh!" and Chocobos don't say "kupo!".Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnie
Why is Final Fantasy 12 more technically advanced than Final Fantasy 7?
What would you do if you were enlightened?
Because the developers of FFVII didn't come up with a great idea to develop a time machine to go ahead in time to develop FFVII with some better technology.
Why is the chickenburger more expensive than a regular burger?
EDIT: Looks like scrumpleberry managed to post before I did.
I would run around the city, yelling "Eureka!" Then I would buy a Russian hamster and name him Igor.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Because chickens are smaller.
Why is strawberry red when blackberry is black?
Because your real name is BECKY. Or the strawberry has developed from the colour of straw to the colour of...red, over time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Owen Macwere
Why don't I have a magic ring? :(
Because magic rings are over-rated. What you need is a mood ring! Mine's always purple, though. Not sure what that means. I think it's broken. :(
Why am I such a sap for chocolate?
Because chocolate is an irresistable temptation.
How do i shot web?
Get bitten by a mega-rare alien spider, and start training!!
why does time go from 12-12 and then 12-12 again in the same day??
i'll answer this one in greek using what my mom always told me..."yati klani to ghati!" (because the cat farts)
why did my mom not like answering my questions?
Because the answer was normally relevant to the question...
Why does my dog like to chatter her teeth?
To piss you off.
Why am I invisible?
You're not. We're all just ignoring you.
Why is everyone staring?
Because you are running around naked.
Does this make my butt look big?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Hmm, why do school hours seem like full days?
Uhh... because they are?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay? (Answer and question. And for does who don't know, these words are song lyrics...not negetively said.)
Because their happy, of course! (Not sure why)
Where's Waldo? (I would never find him without that red and white sweater!)
He lives in Omaha now, with a wife and 2 children. He wasn't able to find steady work after his Waldo gig, so is a part time cashier at a local grocery chain.
Why do people make stupid threads, that allow people to harshly stereotype others?
They don't consider certain races human.
How come I can't think of a question for this thread?
because you're too smart for us...
why am i dumb?
because you lost your tongue in an unfortunate smelting accident
why are there so many songs about rainbows?
because everyone knows you're secretly a homosexual.
whats so wrong with pronouncing something differently? tomato, tomoto
Because it is a prequisite to have a rainbow fetish if you want to become a song writer.
Is Yazoo male, female, or tasty drink?
none of the above
whats going on here?:mario: :luigi: :luigi: :mario: :save:
little elf mario and luigi are running away from your writing.
why dont vampires have aids?
because they're undead...they can't contract diseases that kill them
where have all the cowboys gone?
Where else to the mountains...broakback!!!
Why Ihatedon't like clowns?
Because one punished you for your bad grammar.
Why am I a grammar whore?
because it feels good, deep down....and deep down it feels good.
why do i post in this thread too much?
because you wont survive with out posting in here
why is everyone scared of spiders?
Because spiders were thought to carry the black plague. (when it was actually the rats) The fear became so great it was embedded into our genetics. Muahahaha!
Why does caffeine and sugar tempt me to do evil?
cuz' it has the liquid form of BLACK MATERIA!
Why do you suck at life?
I don't. Life sucks at me.
Aerith, Aeris or Aries?
Rinoa
A'yo, what'sup with all the hookers son?
Supply and demand baby...
Why is it so slow here?!
(i thought it was the lice on the rats)Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
Why does caffeine and sugar tempt me to do evil? Is that your question or glitchs.
Why cant i post user notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ask me...I learned about usernotes 7 months after I joined:riiight:
Why he doesn't take a look at Rules/FAQ???
The little bits of text under users names are called "Custom Titles". You get these when you have been a member for 8 months.
You may post in other people's Usernotes after you have been registered for 3 months.
You may get a name change after 6 months, but you have to go through Kawaii Ryűkishi to get it.
thank you, all fixed...
Why didnt i think of that on my own?
Because you were too busy thinking of other things.
Why are some members here rude?
... God knows
Why am I having such a good day!?