Would you squash Jiminy Cricket?

If Jiminy asked you to fill out his insane journal, would you simply step on him and be done with it?

I think he's a bit of a control freak and kind of a nazi myself. Really, he belongs behind bars. At the very least a mental institution. Living with Pinocchio and his constant whining of wanting to get old and die like a real human has clearly effected Jim's judgment.

Furthermore, when I shrunk myself in the Alice and Wonderland world, Jiminy could have hopped out so that we'd be of similar size and then help me fight. But where was he? Where did he do? He's a lazy ass, that's what's what. He just conveniently disappeared.

Squash him.

That bastard!

I never thought about it like that before, LoonyBeaver. All very good points.

And to think I actually attempted filling his journal...*shame*

Your right, you have opened my eyes to jiminy's laziness. The journal in KH2 was a killer, it was so complicated it was untrue. And I wish Sora hand tripped over his big feet and squashed him.

For having such extensive journal entries, you'd think SE would compensate with giving him a few additional lines as well as providing him an active role in the plot. Sadly, all we get is one line and a ton of mind-numbing tasks. It's easier to just beat the game on Proud Mode.

He did have quite a few lines in Chain of Memories...

I voted "Squash him" just because he iritates me...

I will leech off whatever Tavrobel says.

duh

As if you wouldn't leech off whatever TVB says!

I will leech off whatever Tavrobel says, because he is witty and intelligent. Although I assume that because he is also sexual deviant, he would insert Mr. Cricket into his rear end forcefully, although hey, I'm down with that too.

I hate you, Psychotic. That's my answer.

Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

I hate you, Psychotic. That's my answer.

Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

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I said he could have "hopped out" goddamnit :mad2: Don't even start with me Sir Taffy. This is the last time I include you in a poll. All it did was make your ego larger and more powerful.

Oh, come on, Jiminy is the cutest cricket you've ever seen. Nothing else matters. =D

Jiminy would've been cuter if he could slash enemies with pen strokes or played a role similar to Issun, though. I'm thinking of Okami for some reason.

I think:

I hate you, Psychotic. That's my answer.

Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

1. Nazi's were awesome until old Adolf took charge and tried to rule the Earth, that's a sheep's job, I mean look at NZ.....

2. Jiminy should get burned on a fly zapper

3. Tavrobel is cool, but not a God....I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU O GREAT ONE:bow:

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

I said he could have "hopped out" goddamnit :mad2: Don't even start with me Sir Taffy. This is the last time I include you in a poll. All it did was make your ego larger and more powerful.

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Yes, it did.

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1. Nazi's were awesome until old Adolf took charge and tried to rule the Earth, that's a sheep's job, I mean look at NZ....

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You didn't actually think I was serious? Socialism is not cool.

What a terrible thing to do. :( Though, it would be nice if Jiminy could be a party member...

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Originally Posted by Zeromus_X

What a terrible thing to do. :( Though, it would be nice if Jiminy could be a party member...

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It's Lunar. You should be expecting this.

well this topic is as pointless as a totaly spies thread on ff forum.....

Zexyface is too sweet for my antics <3! But you are just not aware of how deep Jiminy's abuse truly goes :( Penny Arcade shall show thee the way:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...Diminutive.jpg


Face it, mate. He's effing crazy. I bet you 5 "No" voters are full of regret and emotional damage now >:[

lol i rather like that should have put that on my kingdom hearts and ff comic forum

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I hate you, Psychotic.

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Today, KindgomHeartsKing, you just made an enemy. And when you make an enemy of one Cid's Knight, you make an enemy of all of them. We're watching you.

I wondered if you were inspired by that comic. Looks like I was right. It's a good 'un.

Give him a break, PsyPie. He doesn't know what he is talking about; he is but a child. When I take over the world, I'll remember to purge him first. I'll also remember to give him the electrical treatment, like in 1984.

Can't you see this thread about Jiminy Cricket is tearing us all apart?! ;_;

You started it, woman.

...But, can't you simply complete all the worlds and clear the game on Proud Mode to get the special ending?

I hate you~~~~~.


Psychotic, That's my answer.

Nazis are awesome, and you know it, Lunar.

Also, since Jiminy stays in Sora's pocket, if Sora's size is shrunk, Jiminy is also shrunk accordingly.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

You started it, woman.

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Originally Posted by Zeromus_X

...But, can't you simply complete all the worlds and clear the game on Proud Mode to get the special ending?

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Look you two, I don't need your ridiculous "logic" or whatever coming in here and messing up my business.

I say that you have to fill out Jiminy's journal and that he's a slavedriver and should be run over with a mower and that's final.

First off, I hated Psy long before you ever did.
Second, Nazi's suck, Soviet Communists are far superior.
Three, screw that Cricket, set it on proud mode and dump his ass.

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Look you two, I don't need your ridiculous "logic" or whatever coming in here and messing up my business.

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That's it, you die, now. C'mon Z_X, ban logic-ify his ass!

This is going to be interesting.....fries anyone?:frylock:

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

You started it, woman.

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Originally Posted by Zeromus_X

...But, can't you simply complete all the worlds and clear the game on Proud Mode to get the special ending?

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Look you two, I don't need your ridiculous "logic" or whatever coming in here and messing up my business.

I say that you have to fill out Jiminy's journal and that he's a slavedriver and should be run over with a mower and that's final.

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your one of my favorite other members, i love it when you respond you just keep thing interesting

I fail to see your logic. Lunar is uninteresting. Therefore, she it should be ignored.

Drama queen. And I mean queen.

Are you crazy? Jiminy is a Cricket. Can you imagine how scary a 6 foot Cricket would be?

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

I fail to see your logic. Lunar is uninteresting. Therefore, she it should be ignored.

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So if a person is uninteresting, they should be ignored? I can get behind that. Hey, everybody, click this text.

I'm not an object.

People PLEASE....words never solve anything

I'd rather Pinocchio be added in the poll. With all his constant whining and yells for help, he's the most irritating character in the game.

But at least consider that Jiminy is somewhat obsessive-compulsive. He even writes down the minor details that happen in every world.

And good thing the KH2 journal has become organized and a little more detailed.

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Originally Posted by Marshall banana

Oh, come on, Jiminy is the cutest cricket you've ever seen. Nothing else matters. =D

Jiminy would've been cuter if he could slash enemies with pen strokes or played a role similar to Issun, though. I'm thinking of Okami for some reason.

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SQUASH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope.He is one smart proper cricket.