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Ma dad scwd up ma k3'/boa2d so now i can 7 7'/ no2mal. an'/7hing lik3 7his happ3n 7o '/ou 3v32?
How could this happen to meeeee? You BROKE my KEYBOARD.
My Dad spilled coffee on my nice cell phone, and it broke.
My dad sexually abused me and screwed my head up for, most likely, the rest of my life.
My dad stole my car!
I've never met my dad.
My dad has been dead for about 13 years.
my dad... my dad... My dad.... Damn I can't remember anything bad that my dad made recently! :(
My dad let my (indoor) cat outside by accident for the zillionth time I had to go outside and get him. I'll never forgive him.
Oh, yeah, he's also a worthless bastard who's too lazy to get a job and, you know, support his family like a real man.
Jesus, this thread is depressing. :p
Hmm...my dad's getting married to an idiot. Beyond that, I got nothin'.
My keyboards already disgusting and full of crumbs, but it works at least.
EDIT: Oh it's about peoples dads...
Erm...
Nothing then. Lol.
I haven't talked to my dad in awhile.
Father often talks in an Jamaican accent which is fake and gets annoying, on the occasion.
Are you kidding me that sounds awesome!:jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard...disgusting.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by No.78
My dad puts a ridiculous amount of pressure on me to be stick thin and it's been smurfing me over for years.
:D
My dad's the total opposite...He thinks I'm too skinny...(wich I'm not) Oh well... :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
My dad made me do the dishes. HOW DARE HE!:mad2:
My dad said if I spend so much time with my comp he will break it...:bgl:.. so I can get a new one...
Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFhttp://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard...disgusting.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by No.78
I think there's some milk in it too.
Eww!! Milk!? hahaha Well...Actually...I think I got some pieces of candy or something cuz once I saw some ants on my keyboard... o_O lolQuote:
Originally Posted by No.78Lolnice. That would totally happen to me >.> Sometimes I give it a little shake, it's amazing how much crap is in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFhttp://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboard...disgusting.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by No.78
I think there's some milk in it too.
We don't talk of fathers here...
I haven't seen my father in fifteen years or heard from him in ten.
My Dad once broke a Lego pirate ship I spent all Christmas morning making. But it's OK because he spent the afternoon making it again (and somewhat better).
My foster father eats most of the sausages.:mad2:
I don't have a dad.
My dad’s a drug baron.
My dad once bought a Daniel Powter record. :yuck:
I once broke my keyboard, but it was because I was eating waffles but I accidentally flipped my entire desk upside down and the sugarbowl poured all the sugar into the printer and the keyboard. I had to replace a lot of keys on the keyboard with pieces from Mastermind. It wasn't very comfortable, but at least my keyboard was colourful.
My dad is Santa Claus.
The question was more of a Did you keboard ever brake and what did you do kinda question, not did your dad ever do something bad to you question.
Seriously. You guys find any excuse to bitch about your lives, don't you?
I was going to say something good about my dad, but the Yamaneko ruined it for me.
I was talking about the whole computer (not just the keyboard)...and my dad...too:D
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Yeah, Yams, it does seem that way...
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=97039Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
57/669 posts = Yams. :)
My keyboard at work has a few keys that tend to stick. Other than that I've never had any keyboard problems.... other than I really would like to find one that is super quiet. :cat:
I've used fifty-six of those posts to call everyone out on their bitching.
I got scared, for a second i thought my thread was closed.
Your keyboard seems to be working just fine now, Spammerman. :)
My keyboards don't break.
How does anyone manage to get crumbs in their keyboard? Ewww!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating + http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food = Stated predicamentQuote:
Originally Posted by Aven
I have two gay dads. Oddly enough I turned into such a stud muffin.