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Call it a short poem/rap or what have you, but i messing about and created lyrics for some members in this forum. They are only a mess, but why not post 'em. :monster:

Starting off with Cz,
with avy in red,
usernotes are crazy,
like Devil Man's lesbian thread

Now we have Slade,
Ada Wong is so fly,
take a look through his gallery,
then you all will see why

Red Pill can rap,
rap is what he do,
funnily enough,
I had taken the blue

Colchester rule,
no mistake no lie,
no wonder then Psychotic,
Is my kinda guy

Agrias is cool,
We can't forget that,
So lets put that on display,
In general chat

Then we have the Dan's,
the two musketeers,
Kyono & Lev,
I'll bring the beers!

*Cz's avatar is yellow now, but i still think of the red one.

That should get the ball rolling for now. So the subject of the thread? Post a little something about a member, or something even about EoFF in general, but it has to be in rhyme. Even if you put in an ordinary post, rhyme it! :greenie:

I was going to post sooner, but I can't rhyme very well you see;
So instead of finishing this post I'm just goin' to go pee.

i'm a poet, and i wasn't even aware

White G is what they be callin me at school
Just cuz Owen and I are just that kewl
I love me some fruit like that orange
................ ooohhhhhhhh.:(

Here's a rhyme I made a little while ago, and by made I mean, took the lyrics to "Guns don't kill people, rappers do" and changed them a bit.

CKs dont delete smileys, Admins do,
Ask any oldbie and they'll tell you it's true,
It's a fact smiley makes you spam lots,
Like the filter telling everbody that http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif RAISTLIN SUCKS!!! http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif,
You don't believe me? Here's my hype,
Offer me the spam thread and I'll show you the type,
Of spammer these smileys are breedin,
It's a fact that a spammer left me bleedin,
Raistlin made my mother say pimp
If I stuck with Ezboard then I woulda been hip,
But I didn't I got it wrong,
Old smurfing Manus told me to post some smurfing porn,
So I started, I made another thread,
The spam thread by HOORJ made my internet break,
So remember noobs from the head double tap,
CKs don't delete smileys it's just Yams!

My kind of thread, Traffic. Makes you use your head.
I don't have much to say other than what I've already said.
But I think I'll take some time and put this game to the test
Even though I'll get owned by Bunny. He's the best.
A lot of you don't know me and that'll never change.
I mean, who's to compare to the infamous Bleys?
But I'm okay with that. Really, I am.
He's just a pawn to Sir Psychotic's whim.

That was weak. :lol:

So that Vikeve tends to leave me messages
Taking the place that was once filled by Skarr
Trying to converse with me
But it's not the same by far.

That Martyr likes to stop in on my usernotes.
Talking about bears and such.
Even though The woman with sheep :shifty:
doesn't like him too much.

So many members, my pm box gets full.
I'd pm Levian I hear he's a swell guy.
Only one really fills my inbox though.
And that spammer would be my Psy.

(SPOILER)Psy and guy kinda rhyme :P

YAY! i'm cool! :D

no your not.. :eep:

there once was a man from nantucket....

This thread needs more cowbell.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4...cowbellqf1.gif

Holy, holy little ball
Even Cks go to school
And I who thought that they
Never go that way
This thread sucks so bad
It gave me an aching hand
Typing all these long lyrics
Just cause Traffic likes it
But who thought with my sucking English
I can write so good in British
And end this day with a song
Hong, hong, hong...

O.o

WTF? Why did I click at 'add reply'
I should have not done it
Now I regret it
And I'm forced to ryhme!
Now I just wanna say
For those who had the same idea as I
Join us and play!:D

Yeah, Owen is just that kewl.:cool:

Edit: I actually liked that one Ice Angel.:)

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Originally Posted by Vikeve

Yeah, Owen is just that kewl.:cool:

Edit: I actually liked that one :)Ice Angel.

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And you are just as super kewl. :cool:

She writes poems. ;]

I never really knew that this would be so hard
I thought i would sail through like writing a Christmas card
My goal is to walk the red carpet like Aladdin of Agrabah
But I'll probably end up drunk in some fat crap's bar

My lyrics have been awful, considering I am the best
I should go back to fiddling with my old chemistry set
On this site we know we have met;
Some very valuable friends who will never forget

HOO-RAHHHH

H-H-H-H-AZZARD!!!! COMING FROM THE HA3--WHERE THINGS GET GRITTY 2 DOUBLE 'O' SEVEN!!!

Past Passado Is what you call me
I just got stung by a bee
I smashed my head into the wall
And after that I started to lawl !
Now my head hurts like hell
I’m jumping from the window
So….farewell
:lol:

Dynast-Kid of the royal family
His humor always makes me laugh
He’s a ff12 fan luckily
And in the end I’m gonna cough
:D

Innocentenshi 7
Is an Angel from heaven
She befriends people within an hour
This innocent girl deserves a flower
:jess:

Goldenboco’s our trusted man
A die hard chocobo fan
He’s great but he can’t fly
OMG look at the sky!!!!!
:choc:

Lol
Just trying to rhyme I was
I hope Goldenboco,Dynast-Kid and innocentenshi7 don't kill me for making their poems shorter than mine :(

Oh dear the sheep have arrived
Now they have deprived
Us of our human souls
Shot them full of bullet holes
But wait, a man stands tall and free
A man that can see
A future with no sheep
A future where men can peep
In girls locker rooms for fun
Fun enough for everyone!!
Ooops that came out wrong
Time for me to put down the bong
And drift off to my happy place
I got the munchies, time to stuff my face

There once was an Admin called Leeza
Who had her name changed once to 'Geezer'
It caused a great laugh
For a day and a half
It was certainly a great crowd pleaser

limerix represent

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Originally Posted by Cimanim

I was going to post sooner, but I can't rhyme very well you see;
So instead of finishing this post I'm just goin' to go pee.

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Heh, that's quite amusing. :p

I hate rap. All I hear is someone talking in rhyme so incomprehensibly that even God probably can't understand what they're saying, over a quiet, very bland and basic backing tune that sounds as complex as a recorder lesson in a junior school.

Congratulations rappers, you have a talent for talking in rhyme, making little or no sense whatsoever and often talking so fast that a doctor would diagnose you with chronic verbal diarrhoea.

Please note: that's my own opinion, and the opinions of most people I know.

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Originally Posted by DM_Melkhar

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Originally Posted by Cimanim

I was going to post sooner, but I can't rhyme very well you see;
So instead of finishing this post I'm just goin' to go pee.

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Heh, that's quite amusing. :p

I hate rap. All I hear is someone talking in rhyme so incomprehensibly that even God probably can't understand what they're saying, over a quiet, very bland and basic backing tune that sounds as complex as a recorder lesson in a junior school.

Congratulations rappers, you have a talent for talking in rhyme, making little or no sense whatsoever and often talking so fast that a doctor would diagnose you with chronic verbal diarrhoea.

Please note: that's my own opinion, and the opinions of most people I know.

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Alright, just to let you know--you're talking about MC's, and their mainly based in England. Those are the people who spray their lyrics really fast and rappers usually make it more slow; which is more understandable and clearer to hear, i guess.
I MC by the way.

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Originally Posted by Hazzard

Alright, just to let you know--you're talking about MC's, and their mainly based in England. Those are the people who spray their lyrics really fast and rappers usually make it more slow; which is more understandable and clearer to hear, i guess.
I MC by the way.

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Take away the speed with certain types then, but there's still the rest of it to consider there. Whether it's rapid or not, it doesn't change the rest of it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king's horses
and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

I have a rhyme but it is inappropriate I think. It is an epic tale detailing the adventures of a talking cow, a broken hymen, and a scientist named Bendo.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the king's horses
and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

I have a rhyme but it is inappropriate I think. It is an epic tale detailing the adventures of a talking cow, a broken hymen, and a scientist named Bendo.

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See? I told you
He would out do
Me.