Are the two people you talk to in the back trees in South Figaro during the WoR having sex or something? I don't know, never really noticed it until now.
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Are the two people you talk to in the back trees in South Figaro during the WoR having sex or something? I don't know, never really noticed it until now.
no one has sex in FF
I could have sworn they were, something about making babies to help the human race or something....
oh that...the guy was just tryin to get some, taking advantage of the situation.
i fake apocalypses all the time for the same reason :mad:
At least, not on screen. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
muhahahahah yes that's true :love:
What about the esper Maduin and his wife? Remember that? It didn't show it but it insinuated that they were about to. And then came Terra :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
"FF6...the one with the sex."
This game never ceases to amaze me.
They were doing the tango!Quote:
Originally Posted by Holy LancerWhat about the esper Maduin and his wife? Remember that? It didn't show it but it insinuated that they were about to. And then came Terra :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I know! I think it just can't stop amazing! Which is why it's the best game...Quote:
Originally Posted by Übel
even though this isn't the best game thread..
See, I always thought that part was really cute! I wanted to think he was going to propose to the girl NPC since he loved her but NO IT'S GOTTA BE ABOUT SEX IN THE SOUTH FIGARO WOODS.
When it happens in South Figaro it stays in South Figaro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
No sex that I know of in FF6, but Shiva apparently has kids in Revenant Wings, so someone must have had sex :D
I'm pretty sure Kate and Duan (or however you spell it) had sex considering that Kate is pregnant and everything.
Nobody has sex ever because it is dirty and all the pregnancies are miracle births.
Bunny ur so funny
ummm what about Cloud in FFVII he was gonna do corenio. and those lackys of his was gonna do tifa and aeris. SEX SELLLLSSSSS BABY!
Well they certainly seem to be doing the fully clothed vertical standing no contact boogie to me
What do you think the pick up line was?
Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look even better while we make love in the forest?
fdgfhkl, xD :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Yeah they didn't seem to be flying around like Maduin and Madonna where, but I think that was 'cause theirs wasn't normal human sex it was MAGIC ESPER HUMAN SEX. I think there's a visual difference.
Just imagine esper sex.......
I'd have thought it was obvious, they were obviously playing conkers. At least that's what my mum told me those people were doing in the bush at the bottom of our garden. My friends didn't like it when I turned up to play conkers in the nude.
KirinxAlexander plzQuote:
Originally Posted by LoKuS
I sexed my FFVI.
I suppose the developers in Square needs to vent their sexual frustration somehow. The Leblanc massage scene in FFX-2 should be enough for the next few years.
Umaro likes to be dominated by Mog.
'now cast stone on my.....'Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyKirinxAlexander plzQuote:
Originally Posted by LoKuS
I'm gonna rock you like an esper, baby.Quote:
Just imagine esper sex.......
Hard like magicite. Use protection or it might burn like firaga when you pee. :(
haha, what a great thread.
I lol'ed at the last few replies.
Everyone knows that two cheap glasses of wine and Kirin's up for anything...
I've heard Ifrit is a two-beer queer.
Shiva is a slut.
Id hit it. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Lakshmi seems to be more underdressed than Shiva.
I could go for a bit of KefkaxOdin any time.
WHAT HAS THIS THREAD BECOME!
I still can't fathom Alexander Sex, it just seems like it's hurt, -REALLY- -REALLY- -REALLY- bad.
Alexander casts Holy! No, wait, that's....
Depends if Alexander is on the giving end or the receiving end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
XD oh you guys...and girls
Considering stone is called break in this game, I really would not like that casted plzQuote:
Originally Posted by Araciel'now cast stone on my.....'Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyKirinxAlexander plzQuote:
Originally Posted by LoKuS
This thread is hilarious!
'tis kinda super
How would Ragnarock have sex...as a sword...hmmm...that would cause one big mess
ever see the movie se7en?Quote:
Originally Posted by Siegfried
Obviously you've never heard of Angelina Jolie's knife fetish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siegfried
We all know Madonna is a sex fiend.
She had that coffee table book to prove it.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
omg roto mad double poast'n
I wonder if Tritoch is difficult to get in the sack. That's like ice, baby!
Yeah, "the tango".Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-nessThey were doing the tango!Quote:
Originally Posted by Holy LancerWhat about the esper Maduin and his wife? Remember that? It didn't show it but it insinuated that they were about to. And then came Terra :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Triple posting, apparently. o_o'Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
XD
We're kind of getting off topic...
bah the topic was barely a topic to begin with :S seriously though, he's only TRYIN to get some COME ON
yea, back to sex topic!
Yes, there was sex during the game..
Between me and my hand whenever I summon any of the female espers.
fwap fap fap fap
Tritoch has got it down...
First it burns
Then it shocks
And finally it cools down...
Tri-elemental attack!
OMG!!!
There is this hidden secks scene on the game!!!!!
When u first reach the airplane u gotta press circle,
square, circle, triangle, options (above select), square.
Then u see hot sekx!!!
(SPOILER)LOL!!! APRILS FOOOL
Lulu and Wakka sitting in the tree~Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
If it burns you shoulda payed more money for a better quality "service woman"Quote:
Originally Posted by Siegfried
I've heard Chupon is an expert when it comes to blowjobs.
Zone Eater is the only one who swallows, though.
I'm often found at the Auction House, buying a little piece of magicite.
This cracked me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Inbreeding, yum!
Final Fantasy VI: We have incestuous sex scenes.
Hey, its not as bad as Red 13 and Aeris...Quote:
Originally Posted by Takara
At least Maduin LOOKED human.
She's faking it.
They weren't "hugging" each other. They were "hugging" the trees
I hope you're not all so naive to think that the perverted old Cid just let Celes sleep in his bed for 2 years stuck with barely anyone around and not get some 'genetic magical infusion' going on.
not only did I think about it, I created the hentai! *link*Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Ragnarok curiously resembles a certain male organ to me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Siegfried
...and a big one at that.
Well it's common knowledge that all swords are just giant metal penises anyway. All guns, too.
OK, I think you've all had your fun :p