Elections: The Brotherhood of Nod

Do you feel something missing in your life? Perhaps a feeling that things are not right with the world?

Well, my friend, you would be right. However, that does not mean things could not be better. Kane has shown us a better path. One that would lead humanity to it's future. To it's destiny. That destiny, is Tiberium. However, the leading nations of the world would have you believe that Tiberium is dangerous. A mutagenic inorganic compound that destroys any biological matter it comes in contact with. This is a lie. Another lie that they use to keep you complacent, and to force your support and labor for their own agenda. This so-called "election" is just another example of that.

Well now, that can be amended. Join us, and you will have made the first step to ascension. Transcendence awaits you in the Brotherhood. For over three millennia, Kane has watched over us, and taught us the true path, and now, ascension is at hand. The next step in our evolution lies before us, come my brothers, join us in our ascension to something more than human. It is your destiny.

Peace! Unity! Brotherhood!

Personnel report:
Jebus
Reles
[strike]The Triumphant Hero[/strike] Your life has become forfeit, traitor.
Reeno the Alchemist
Tsukasa
Agent Proto
Monster Hunt
Nominus Experse
Cuchulainn
utelektr
Strider
Ultima Shadow

GIVE JEBUS BACK TO US YOU IMPERSONATING BASTARD! I WANT YOU TO RETURN MY GENDERLESS, BLOB-LIKE HIPPIE!

I shall see you burn, heretic. Oh yes, it will be a glorious manifestation of Kane's will.

You are perhaps the only one who even vaguely glimpses the truth of the matter. The corruption and failure of their system. I cannot ally with you - but I can wish you well in the coming days! Your system would not be ideal, but it would be second-best to my own.

Yes. Their system is corrupt. And it shall be torn down and destroyed. However, first the people must be shown the path that Kane has shown us.

I is a member. Now what? Ohhh ohhhhhh.

EDIT: Never mind

Most excellent. Now go, spread the word of Kane!

Blasphemous heathens! The word of Kane is no match for the Authoritah os Joel.

Oh is this based on that Superman villain? I liked the bit where he told the son of Jor-el to kneel.

You just lost Hero. Lol.

I don't like you pressuring your beliefs on me jebus.

It's not my fault, mistress.

Yeah, Jebus screw you! Lekana knows best!

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!

GDI TANK BLITZ!!!

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Originally Posted by Lekana

I don't like you pressuring your beliefs on me jebus.

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They are not just my beliefs. Kane has seen the future of mankind, and many of us have experienced it firsthand.

Through Divination, we have already become much more than we once were. It is only a matter of time.

Pressuring your beliefs is just morally wrong. Even if it is that of others as well. You are trying to change people that may not feel that they need change.

It is one of the laws of nature. Those who do not change will die out. It is our destiny.

Pressure...he calls this pressure? I call it a walk in the park!

Indeed. It is we who are pressured. We want only to bring humanity to it's destiny, however those in power have refused us at every turn. Being the aggressors in three wars. Killing countless thousands in order to "protect humanity"

It is all lies. THEY are the oppressors, it is THEY who wish to subjugate us by denying us our future. They care only about those with power. When they assaulted Temple Prime in Sarajevo, they destroyed many innocent lives just to get at us. They are liars, thieves and murderers.

I'm sorry we're just going to have to do this Jebus.....

*GLOMPS!*

Joel will find his way to smite you, ohh false prophet!

I am one of Kane's chosen. No harm can come to me.

I thought I was in it at some point or something *shrugs*


... Praise be to Yevon?

Is the brotherhood of Nod the one that had that ownage laser tower thingy in one of the very old Command and Command I once play?

What does nod stand for again? National Organization on Disability?

It worship some baldy that appear once in a while to preach.

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Originally Posted by Reles

What does nod stand for again? National Organization on Disability?

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Nod is the place Kane was exiled to millennia ago. But he returned in 1900BCE to lead us.

Why do we have to be a brotherhood? My genitalia disagrees with this. :(

Because that's what Kane named it. However, there are sisters within the Brotherhood.

I hereby pledge my allegiance to the Brotherhood.

I'm upset you didn't deny that I was female. :(

You have made a wise decision today, Proto. Now go and share Kane's gift. You must help me bring more into the fold.

Sisters in the Brotherhood? Bad mother smurfers won't stand for that!

Kane accepts all, regardless of gender. All he asks is our support, and in return, we gain transcendence.

I'm not sure if I should join but...

KANE IS GOD.

I shall join! If I can that is...

The Brotherhood grows one by one. It is only a matter of time before Kane's will completely consumes this little forum.

I must transcend. I see guidance and future in Kane. Allow me to join in your fold.

*nod*

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL 4TH DENSITY BEINGS!

This one just plain kinda scares me. >_>

:moomba:

There is nothing to fear. We are the future.

It is time to stand up and be counted. I'll join if you buy me beer.

The GDI are nubz. Count me in.

I gotta get C&C First Decade....

Yes, my brothers and sisters. Now we have finally satisfied the petty requirements for this contest. We shall bring the light of Kane's wisdom to the people of this forum, and then to all of the internet.

Now, go. Find more that will join us in our blessed mission.

In the name of Kane!

I'm all for condescending.

So will you be joining us in the Brotherhood? I guess that will most please Kane if that is true.

I joke, I joke. I KID, I KID!

So, how'd Kane survive the Ion Cannon?

Because he's Kane. Not even GDI and their precious ion cannon can destroy him

He came to us over three millennia ago to lead us to our destiny. Nothing can stop the day of destiny.

Except Kane, right?

If that's what he wanted, yes. He knows what's best for us, after all.

I'm gonna be Kane for Halloween =D

We're going to need to work on the banner/slogan and all the other crap. I'll be willing to help out with anything, if needed.

Our banner has been used for well over three millennia. As for slogans, we have plenty.

If you wish to make one for this particular occasion, however, just make sure the logo is on it somewhere.

It is better to have 3 warriors by your side than 30 cowards. TRoo many numbers in your ranks can be combersome & make your party lose direction & drive.

Let me know what you want me to do, oh bearded one.

I am not very skilled at propaganda. However, I will resort to being our field commander.

I shall help with anything in the name of Kane!

Kane for one, Kane for all - Kane to heart.

...KANE IS MORE THAN GOD!

You have been defeated by the Neko Party my friend. Boy before me and my mighty Cat Girl Army!

*summons rain* >_>

Cats = no like being teh wet.

You have been defeated. Shoo. *shoos*

Do I sense UNENTHUSIASM for KANE?!

DESPICABLE BEINGS!

Greatness is not measured in mass appeal.

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

Greatness is not measured in mass appeal.

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No, greatness is measured in the amount of "not suck." And the Nods don't not suck.

Kane lives in death.