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quotes in and out of context is a EoFF tradition I've loved since the dawn of time. Let's restart it!Quote:
Peegee, I choose you! says:
well I'm just responsible for web tickets and if I get calls, that
Peegee, I choose you! says:
so I just do outgoing calls all day
Peegee, I choose you! says:
ugh it keeps getting bigger
Peegee, I choose you! says:
(sounds so wrong when out of context)
the balls are inert
[02:47] <@Miakis> Adam, why didn't you tell me you were David Bowie. :-(
[02:47] <WarZidane> he was under pressure
Me: Little Girls need Love too.
Really that was wrong in and out of Context
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Originally Posted by Levian from one of his awesome thread
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Originally Posted by Some unimportant people
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Originally Posted by Levian again!
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Originally Posted by bert
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Let's have some Grandia.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...7900229908.jpg
Conversation between me and Loony BoB a few years ago.
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BoB: I CAN SPEAK CUBAN
MeganTheFeisty: Second off, even if you LEARN spanish, you'd still speak it with a New Zealand accent.
MeganTheFeisty: CUBAN'S SPEAK SPANISH
BoB: They'd never suspect a New Zealand Cuban!
BoB: See!?
BoB: SEE!?
BoB: they'd be like "wtf you are on a boat to the usa"
BoB: i'd be like "nah mate i'm an nzer nothing to worry about fair dinkum cheers wolla"
MeganTheFeisty: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BoB: they'd be like "oh, haha, cool mate, put another shrimp on the barby"
BoB: and i'd be like *lands on US*
BoB: and then i'd be like "HAHAH, FIESTA! CUBAN EST ME OR SOMETHING!"
The bit in my sig and this(which was said by a math teacher of mine)-If you think you're perfect, ill make sure you're not!
<Araciel> hey jow...where you goin' with that gun in your hand? xP
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Originally Posted by Me
This is a fun thread where we post things that people said, that when taken out of context, is hilarious. I'll start by making fun of myself.
(8:27:12 PM) pureghettopika: why can't I have a normal relationship with a gay man?
(8:27:13 PM) pureghettopika: xD
(8:27:14 PM) pureghettopika: jkjk
(8:27:21 PM) devilmaykickass: x]
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I unfortunately, cannot tell anybody what the conversation is about. But you can make fun of me! :DDD?
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...joyisblack.jpg
She be my homie g.
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Originally Posted by #EoFF
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Originally Posted by my sister
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Originally Posted by Levian
Epic win, Denmark. I always enjoyed that image. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
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Originally Posted by Cz
I sometimes try to make my posts so that they'll be dirty if taken out of context.
Jess // You look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed, With a single pillow underneath your single head says:
MY WAKKA IS STILL LIMP smurfING LAPTOP MOUSE PAD
Oh that Rye. :rolleyes2
This is much funnier in context, though. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Actually it's horrifying in context.
Whatever man. It's not my fault you're so sexually inhibited that you feel guilty about acting out your wildest fantasies. :rolleyes2
Also Jess is only 12 years old. You guys disgust me sometimes. She's innocent and virginal >:0
"Nah, you couldn't fit five guys in there."
(bump)
Levian: let's get drunk next august and just do it
I'm sure Danielle wouldn't mind
Half a freaking year and you filth let this go? Screw you guys. I'm gonna go bump everything thread on the last page.
Depends on the type of thread. Some threads, such as this one (and pic ones, although they never fall off the first page anyways) and what-are-you-listening-to threads can be bumped.
Such as this one now, eh BoB? This one now.
Dan (DK, not GB) (11:19 PM):
it wasn't even just a few strands of hair either she proper had an amish beard on her puckered cadbury avenue
Jess says:
I'm just curiousss xD
Jess says:
Like curious about boys peeing
:(
It's sort of hard to not figure out the context on that one. :kaolook:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
(1:40:06 AM) the_indigo_one: I think I'm gonna finish scraping my statue
"Im training it"
My friend: "Why're you touching Dik?"
Sounds better than it looks, honest
Jojo's one of the best ones to get these quotes from. Probably my favorite (I edited out my responses, but only took out one or two statements from her):
meow ^.^ says:
i've been
meow ^.^ says:
trying to blow
meow ^.^ says:
fior like
meow ^.^ says:
half an hour
meow ^.^ says:
and i'm gonna pass out
meow ^.^ says:
XD
meow ^.^ says:
it's SOOOOO HARD
meow ^.^ says:
lol xD it's for greg my roomie!!!
meow ^.^ says:
it's his bday tmr
meow ^.^ says:
but I can't blow it !! =(
meow ^.^ says:
I'm a failure!!!
meow ^.^ says:
i'm gonna pass out seriously!!
Later in the same convo:
meow ^.^ says:
it was sooooo huge
meow ^.^ says:
i'm gonna puke =(
meow ^.^ says:
well not really
meow ^.^ says:
but it was huuuuuge
PG says:
wait
PG says:
YOU'RE NOT SAGENSYG
PGsays:
GOd I'm drunk
Shiny says:
LMAO
PG says:
Holy
PG says:
NO WTF
I won't put what else Peegee said cuz I'm not that mean. :D
McLovin' says:
IAGTTCYC
McLovin' says:
thats what you want to do/?
Shiny says:
O_o
I love when EoFFers are drunk.
I'ld like to see Joy try and argue her way out of this evidence of her azn-ness!Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
friend: These girls from my dorm made a video.
me: Oh god.
me: Wait what?
me: Was it a lesbian sex toy porn video?
friend: You wish.
friend: But no.
me: I hear the pastor of my church enjoys to watch those
me: He talks about them quite frequently in his sermons
friend: "And on the fifth day, God invented strap-ons."
Not a post, but a headline I found today. It caught me off-guard.It's funny until the "3 dead" part. :(Quote:
'Santa' opens fire at Calif. party; 3 dead
taking quotes out of context? this is a job for ... saglet! :o
Goldenboko sier:
Sounds fun
Goldenboko sier:
Wanna do it? :o
Out of context quotes GO
<Jesse1> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS ONLY FOUR CENTIMETERS TOO SMALL ;_;
I've said worse :|
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Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos
Rye: I can now say that I've fellated the leaning tower of pisa. :x
I was over at a friend's house with another one of my buddies and had walked out to get a glass of water. I returned while he was, I pray, in the middle of telling a story because the only part I caught was "I screwed my sister."
Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"
A friends mom has very bad english and told the condo repair man toShe meant go to the bedroom to repair a leak on the roof :pQuote:
Go to bedroom, we have lick the rooster!
Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by vivi_lover666
it's okay, jesse, I, too, know what it's like to have everyone assume you are a lesbian.
That's why I learned to sew demin vests.
I actually thought that was really cute because I assumed that you had MEANT to send it to me. >.>;Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by vivi_lover666
*bighugs*
Bunny always has something good to say in between the lines. Evidently, he can post while "posting" too. Good show! ... kinda.Quote:
Originally Posted by bunny
Oh man the amount of things that get said between me and Psy that taken out of context would have people laugh until they cry but I don't keep MSN logs these days :(
I gots another one
<sk> I'm suck a blonde
And, just like before, Bella’s face lit up like a kid’s on Christmas morning. Like I’d
brought her the greatest gift ever.
It was so unfair.
“Jacob,” she breathed. “You came.”
While at Target with a male friend that enjoys boasting about the size of his manlihood, we came across an oversized desk calculator, about as big as a standard sheet of paper. I walked over and oogled it a bit, and when he asked why I was so intrigued by it, I automatically replied, "It's just...so...big!!"
I quickly realized my mistake as his mouth slowly turned upwards into a smile of epic proportions, and quickly made my way out of the aisle while he burst out laughing behind me.
hsu: now she'll hit me extra hard because saglet's in you in me and she really wants to beat him up
Joy says: i want to BANG them
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Originally Posted by Darth Alliekin
These are always the best threads.
Shlup (to me): Give me a pic of you in a bikini. NOW.
*later, after I send her the close-up bikini pic of my mancleavage*
Shlup: This pic is not useful to me!
Me: Why, you need to see my face to get off?
From now on I am only speaking to you in Vent. No evidence.
You won't be able to stay away for long. :love:
Raistlin has it bad for Shluppi.
...creamy Rantzien... ;)
We haven't bothered to hide our undying love for each other for a while now. Where have you been?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
She was picking strawberries and eating them by day and training in the art of Nunchaku by night. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinWe haven't bothered to hide our undying love for each other for a while now. Where have you been?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
:ichigo:
Stop fooling yourself! You won't get any!Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinWe haven't bothered to hide our undying love for each other for a while now. Where have you been?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
In B4 everyone names changes again. :bigsmile:
Just goes to show how far I'm willing to go to beat Psy at anything.
What makes you think I haven't already? http://www.thegamersalliance.net/for...ilies/pimp.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
She meant from me. Psy'll give it up to anyone so it doesn't really count.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2868152-post18.html
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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana
If it tasted like bacon, there would be a lot more happy females in this world.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
People don't like the taste of it now? :confused:
Only true seafood connoisseurs.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I love sushi.
I guess back in the day when these kinds of threads were regular, people would save quotes just for them. Now no one does that so it's just a spam thread. Tragic.
R.I.P. 2002
Just wanted to say one thing: Yeah, it's sad that the newbies suck at quote threads now. :( Thanks, foa, for actually contributing!
NOTE TO NON-OLDBIES:
START SAVING QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT SO WE CAN HAVE THESE THREADS REGULARLY AGAIN 'CAUSE THEY AMUSE ME, 'K.
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Originally Posted by Shlupduck
