Final Fantasy Jokes (maybe spoilers??)

So, me and my two best friends stayed up until 5 AM yesterday laughing histerically at the final fantasy jokes we were making. I hope ya'll can enjoy them too.


WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS


What does Squall use on his chapped lips?
- Lip Balamb.

What kind of underwear does Auron wear?
- Tidus Whities.

What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
-Take a Wakka.

Who is Spira's most famous talk show host?
-Rikku Lake.

What is Ivalice's most common algebra expression?
-The Balthierian Theorem.

If Courtney Love were to be in a Final Fantasy, What would her boobs be?
- Oglop-sided.

What is Spira's most famous soft drink?
-Yunafrescha

What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
- A mini Vaan.

What does Squall do in the Garden's classroom?
- He takes Quistises.

If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
- Selphie-struct

What does Cloud use to clean his house?
- A dust buster sword.

What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
- Sephibroth.

What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
- Cait Sith.

What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
- Painkiller.

What do Final Fantasy 8 characters get from not drinking right?
- Galbadia Stones

What is Spira's favorite kind of music?
- Bra-ska

What kind of dog is Angelo?
- A Baha-mutt

What is Rinoa's favorite vegetable?
-Squallsh

Aeris is a materia girl.

What does Vincent get in his clothes if he doesn't iron them?
- Lucrecias

Why does Vaan always fight so hard?
- He doesn't want to die in Vayne.

What do you get if you cross final fantasy 7 and resident evil?
- Chris RedXIIIfield.








So yeah. I have a LOT more. I hope these made you laugh. I'll add more once I get ahold of my friend cause I can't remember anymore...

Aeris is a materia girl.

and what about it? ive been witing all this time for an aeris joke and you forgot an answer

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Originally Posted by aerisfantatic

Aeris is a materia girl.

and what about it? ive been witing all this time for an aeris joke and you forgot an answer

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Its not a joke per say...just a funny phrase? My bad. I was going to say

"You need aeris to breathe, but she's dead so we're all screwed"

But..I figured that'd be too much of a spoiler.

XDXDXD some of those were pretty funny!!!! (the ones i understood, that is. Haven't played all the games!)

LOL, and Aeris isn't a materia girl: Yuffie is!!! Think about it....

you and your friends are funny
though you stay up late saying ff jockes?

next time could you do Mario Party - it would be fun ^^


:: BTW, What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
- A mini Vaan.

thats good one
cheers

gotta admit it there really clever...kudos

Those jokes were so sad that they were really funny.

If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
- Selphie-struct
made me laugh
What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
- Sephibroth
made me angry and snarl like a wild sheep
What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
- Cait Sith.
made me laugh my ass off...
not

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Originally Posted by ChocoKid21

What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
-Take a Wakka.

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:eek:

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Originally Posted by ChocoKid21

What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
- Painkiller.

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:D

Hillarious!

Keep them coming!

ROFL

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Originally Posted by jammi567

Those jokes were so sad that they were really funny.

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Thats true. very true

i thought 'Aeris, is a materia girl' was a take off at Madonna's 'we are living in a material world and i am a material girl'...that would've been much funnier, almost funny enough to get a titter out of me...

Final Fantasy VII.


hahahahahahhaa

Some were pretty funny... it made me crack up..hehehe!!

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Final Fantasy VII.


hahahahahahhaa

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Originally Posted by bipper

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Final Fantasy VII.

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win.:)

My lame joke.

Where do the people of Spira learn to summon Aeons?
The Yunaversity.

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Originally Posted by Krod91

i thought 'Aeris, is a materia girl' was a take off at Madonna's 'we are living in a material world and i am a material girl'...that would've been much funnier, almost funny enough to get a titter out of me...

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You mean, it wasn't a take off at Madonna's song?:eek: Now it really does seem lame.

Here's my (ripped away from Gamespot forums):

FF11: So a Dark Knight walks into a bar, and misses...

or

Why do moogles giggle when they walk?
Because grass tickles their balls.

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Originally Posted by Grinenshire

Why do moogles giggle when they walk?
Because grass tickles their balls.

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lol awesome :D


my lame attempt...

what did one cactaur say to the other cactaur?
1000 needles... whats the point?

:( sorry

What did Wakka say to Tidus about his brother?
That Chap who?

:D

I missed your point ;)

That Chappu. That Chap who. The joke is that Wakka never shuts up about him, so to not know who he is is the joke i'm trying to make.

oh (pity laugh) that was really weak

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Final Fantasy VII.

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FF7 is so much of a joke that it's not even a funny one. :P

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Originally Posted by Namelessfengir

oh (pity laugh) that was really weak

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Every joke sounds weak when you need someone to explain it to you. Duh.

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Originally Posted by Namelessfengir

oh (pity laugh) that was really weak

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So are many of the ones that the original poster posted. ;)

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

My lame joke.

Where do the people of Spira learn to summon Aeons?
The Yunaversity.

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ha! That wins.

how bout this one:
Aeris DIES!

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Originally Posted by bipper

how bout this one:
Aeris DIES!

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:bigsmile:

how a bout that cloud is a god damn failure and hes intrusted with saving the world

i have one

What do you get if you cross squall and cloud

(SPOILER)gay emo:)

Wakka says, "Cognito ergo sum" and vanishes.

Is there any other kind of emo ?

wow, you guys seriously need to move on.. there's a lot more than FF7, people, XD.

As for me, I offer my siggy as a joke!!

I've got a good FF Joke...

FFVIII

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I've got a good FF Joke...

FFVIII

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Yep.

"Final fantasy VII"

"How about this one. Aeris DIES"

"I've got a good FF Joke... FFVIII"


Smh

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Originally Posted by Renmiri

Is there any other kind of emo ?

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Touche