Where are my pants?

I'm going to leave this open for one day. Can you figure out where I left my pants? It's a pretty simple logic puzzle, and you can select your answer from the poll.

It's a room my pants have been in.
My pants are allergic to eggs.
My pants like things hanging on the wall.
My pants dislike loud noises, unless they are sanitary.
My pants are afraid of Mr. T.
My pants aren't organized.
My pants hate hugging ankles.
My pants are afraid of bears.
My pants have two legs.
My pants hate being wet.
My pants are mortal enemies with uncooked rice.
I like wearing pants.

Bathroom??? :confused:

You are wearing your pants.

You shredded your pants, an then left remnants of them in every room.

OPTION: COVERING THAT SOLID GOLDEN MULLEY ASS!

Is a pantry a wash basket? Thats where all my clothes are when I don't see them for weeks, they get pushed to the bottom ;___;

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

Is a pantry a wash basket? Thats where all my clothes are when I don't see them for weeks, they get pushed to the bottom ;___;

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A pantry is a room where you store your non-perishable food, like a closet by your kitchen.

Pantry - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
pantry - Definitions from Dictionary.com

It depends where your pants/trousers or underwear are?

Living Room/Den/Family Room - Geez do you live with your Mum? my parents would freak out if I left my underwear there (I might as well put them in the wash bin)

Kitchen - as long there is a washing machine there that's good enough if you are inviting guests put the wash bin in your bed room

Bathroom - yeah! you got naked, you had a shower or bath (depending how much you love hygine) and you forgot to pick them up.

Laundry Room - Have you addictioned for a new Levis advert you left them in the tumble dryer and walked around in your under pants

Garage - I don't see why they are in your garage (ok they are demoted to rags)

Dining Room - Eat your shorts? I guess you did... or the dog ate it :D

Pantry - Whats a Pantry?

Closet - are they dirty? it's supposed to be in the wash bin.

so in the end... your wearing them!

I Vote Other.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

You are wearing your pants.

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Correction; I am wearing his pants.

Anyways, I voted Dining Room.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

Is a pantry a wash basket? Thats where all my clothes are when I don't see them for weeks, they get pushed to the bottom ;___;

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A pantry is a room where you store your non-perishable food, like a closet by your kitchen.

Pantry - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
pantry - Definitions from Dictionary.com

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Oh, now I look dumb :{

is pants supposed to be a proper noun? Or are you just personifying? Er, is her your dog or something. You're dawg is hawt.

I voted for the garage, but only because the notion of pants in the garage makes me chuckle.

In my bedroom. :aimkiss:

Your pants still haven't come out of the closet.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

My pants hate being wet.

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I bet you like getting your pants WET. :bigsmile:

Next door neighbours washing line.

Garage :up:

Closet.

Aww, come on people. The puzzle's not that hard.

This member is the culprit.

This thread made me giggle :D

So basically you got a load of Chuck Norris jokes and replaced his name with the word pants?

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Originally Posted by Shiny

This member is the culprit.

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I've been found out!

My guess was going to be "On Your Wife" but that wasn't an option so I picked closet

I picked the garage, because I figured that's where you'd hide them so you wouldn't think that we'd think to say that's where we think your pants might be.

It's not where I think they should be, it's where the clues say they should be.

In the washing machine.

From what I can tell, the closet is the only place that isn't ruled out, or a maybe rule-out. So I say closet.

I distinctly remember you leaving them in my bathroom the other night, but between the cops coming and the circus being in town that night was a total blur to me.

Hints? Oh darn.

Alright, I'll give a hint:

"My pants hate hugging ankles." This means that they aren't in the bathroom.

Are you sure it's not Other?

Okay, the "winners" are Levian, psyniac_123, RedXIII13 who picked the Dining Room.

The answer follows:

It's a room my pants have been in. - irrelevant
My pants are allergic to eggs. - no kitchen
My pants like things hanging on the wall. - no closet
My pants dislike loud noises, unless they are sanitary. - no garage
My pants are afraid of Mr. T. - no living room (television)
My pants aren't organized. - no closet
My pants hate hugging ankles. - no bathroom
My pants are afraid of bears. - irrelevant
My pants have two legs. - irrelevant
My pants hate being wet. - no laundry room
My pants are mortal enemies with uncooked rice. - no pantry
I like wearing pants. - irrelevant

What if I have a Mr. T picture in my dining room?

Surely Mullet didn't leave his pants in your dining room, Bunny? Unless there's something going on here that his wife should know about. :redface:

How do I know that he doesn't have a picture of Mr. T in his dining room?

Because that would be silly.

Your name is Flying Mullet. That's a pretty silly name.

And if he did have a Mr. T picture in his dining room he wouldn't be married and he probably wouldn't be straight.

I'll have you know that it has been scientifically proven by scientists that the presence of Mr. T, even in a pictographical format, is shown to increase happiness and negate relationship problems by ten thousand percent. That is over nine thousand, for those of you keeping count at home.

What if you put two Mr. T pictures up?

Your death certificate reads "Cause of death: Too much awesome."

Impossible!

No, sir. Implausible.

I could never die from too much awesome. I'm too awesome for that. :chef:

This thread is awesome. - irrelevant

xD

No,because i might have a picture of a Bear on the wall... instead of Mr. T

Its the garage