When you get shocked and you think someone is trying to get in, or is already in, your house what is the first thing you reach for?
I usually go for the baseball bat under my bed.
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When you get shocked and you think someone is trying to get in, or is already in, your house what is the first thing you reach for?
I usually go for the baseball bat under my bed.
I go for the sword by the wall.
I have a large metal pole under my bed as well. I like how you said 'when' instead of 'if'. This happen often?
Must be that poster of a naked Levian that he sent me. It scares everything away even the cockroaches. :bigsmile:
I have a knife on my nightstand. :greenie:
I have kung-fu grip.
*looks around room* Hmm, that glass dragon might do, but I think I'll go with the bottle that has money in it. I can't remember what I grabbed last time to be honest.
I have a Laughing Buddha on my nightstand. I usually reach for that when in need of a dangerous weapon.
Just happened 5 minutes ago... But I think it was some kids playing ding dong ditch only knocking instead (Random Slaming on my back door)Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
My penis. Hey, it's not rape if they break into your house, right? :confused:
Maybe the marble ( i think it is? I'm not sure what it is, actually ) desk lamp on ... my desk. It's pretty heavy and looks like it can hurt.
Uhm, the lock on my door... oh wait, my bedroom door doesn't lock. Then any of my weapons from karate that are sitting in my room.
THE JACKEL
Guitar.
I think that happened to me like a month ago. I came around 9pm and no one was home and the front door was left unlocked!!:eek:
I think I grabbed my three year-old niece's yellow chair and I checked all the rooms with it in both hands.
My girlfriend
Fake sword, it's not sharp but it would be as effective as a metal rod.
My dogs will savage whoever / whatever it is. I just reach for my other pillow to cover my head and drown out the noise of the SOB being ripped to shreds. Buahahah!
i don't lock my doors if i'm in my house....i don't expect anyone to enter my house uninvited, so i honestly have no idea. if i'm in my bed and someone comes into my house as an intruder, i suppose i'd take the deadliest thing i can find in my room at the time...i have a big black statue of a cloaked figure...that's all i've got...if i was able to get out of my room..i'd go for the gun cabinet at first instinct...but that's just asking for all kinds of trouble...so i'd probably use the baseball bat instead.
Never had that feeling before, though when I lived with my parents I knew where the shotgun and bullets were anyways...*coughs*
If it w ere to happen to me then I would grab *looks around the room* The knife beside me that I used to cut cheese a little while ago.
ewww TSOL cut the cheese :P
Now my ass is bleeding T_TQuote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I've got a hockey stick and a set of golf clubs. I can dual-wield them to deadly effectiveness on my mirror.
Pocket knife with a two-inch blade followed by my random wooden stick that I have for some reason.
I have a baseball bat, tennis racket, a crosse, and a hunting knife so unless they have a gun I should be able to defend myself.
when I read the thread title from the index, the first thing that I thought of was the little new testament I got when I was sprinkled as a baby xD It's under my pillow now!
If I'm worried about intruders, I don't grab a weapon. I guess it would be wiser if I did, but I prefer to rely on my quiet sneakiness!
tee hee sprinkled
I use the machete under my bed. (You can never be too protective in asia!)
I keep a heavy duty (metal) Maglight next to my bed. Couple feet long and suitable for use as a club. Failing that I could use my bare hand or grab the aluminum table at the foot of my bed.
My blankie. I'm such a coward.
these can be found near my bed:
*army knife...my brother found it and gave it to me. useful as a paper trimmer/letter opener.
*12'' steel pipe...i have a drawing desk, so this is where the pipe came from.
hmmm whatever I think of first out of the knife on my headboard and the aluminum baseball bat under my bed (if Im upstairs)
Downstairs
belt, gh guitar, dirty spoon, lava lamp, paintball gun, other dirty spoon, scissors
My phone. After I call for help, I hide under the bed or something.
old underpants:)
I'd have my carving knife as a precaution. I'd like to torture them though really, so hopefully I wouldn't have to stab them to death from the off.
Nailbat.