EoFF Cookbook

What part of you do you think would make the best meal?

Your gluts for a nice roast?
Perhaps a bit of your ribs to make a tender stew?
Or maybe another dish?


I imagine my gluts would make a mighty fine roast - rubbed with various spices and a touch of garlic. It's nice and firm, but not stringy. Nice and full, shapely and firm. I imagine a side of mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and some whole wheat, fresh-backed bread would go well with my roast.



*Slightly inspired by this thread.

(SPOILER)Don't tell me this thread is in bad taste

you can nibble on my ears if you'd like~

None of me would make a nice meal. I'm too good to eat.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ion-maybe.html

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

(SPOILER)Don't tell me this thread is in bad taste

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Huh huh, pun!:D

I think my intestines would make for some nice chicharones.

It would appear I am two to three years late...

Curses be to thee, Levian!

Xaven-Phalange-Soup is the best.

...You know what I do with/to my fingers, don't you?

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Originally Posted by rubah

you can nibble on my ears if you'd like~

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Is that a promise? :jokey:

This thread is in bad taste :moomba:

And here I was thinking this would be a thread to post recipes you know... well, I reckon my toes would make excellent hors d'ouevres (however you spell it). Of course, you'd probably have to remove the nails first, they wouldn't be very nice. The advantage to this course of action is that I would not be dead, and after some surgery, more or less unaffected.

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by rubah

you can nibble on my ears if you'd like~

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Is that a promise? :jokey:

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ummmm......the back of my hands skin....

TOES. :chef:

You can stew my spleen, you can cook my toes
You can nibble my ears, you can eat my nose.

A little rhyme I made about sacrificing myself to ravenous members of EOFF.

Shake 'n Bake my face, guys.

My tasty liver! I don't need it. Eat it!