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So I'm being all internet-ish and I come to read that, during pregnancy... a woman's brain shrinks 3-5%. WTF?! Everything else gets bigger but our brains actually shrink?!
That's absolute balls.
EDIT: They're back to normal six months after birth, btw.
So we can command things of our men easier.
I thought it was the years after the pregnancy that made one's brain shrink. Go fig.
I thought it was spending too much time with men that made our brains shrink.
Oh snap?
It's all because of my new shrink-ray.
See why babies are a bad thing. The reasons keep mounting.
There's a perfectly witty reason for any female to use in order to slap this back against males, but they're probably missing the 3-5% of the brain required to come up with it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
*runs like hell*
EDIT: Proof that two heads aren't always better than one! Oh ho ho, I just have too many responses for this thread, I'll quit while I'm not too far behind.
When a woman is pregnant, she has a battle of wills with her child and the prize is a piece of her brain. Women are weak and feeble creatures so they always lose. Sometimes, on a very rare occasion, a woman will win the battle. This is where retards come from.
So she turns blonde then? What if she's already blonde? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
*scarpers*
O yes, go on, just go for the obvious targets as per. Bloody hell, it's a wonder any children get born at all the way these women go on about how rubbish we are. I happen to be a rather nice person for the record. Very low maintenance, no sports or drinking involved. I'm the guy women say they want but actually don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
You're the type of guy women your age don't want, but when women get older they realize "Oh hey I am stupid and want someone who won't cheat on me for kids and marriage"
You have absolutely no idea how much I hope that that turns out to be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.
womens brains are weak and mens are ruff and buff.
Women have brains?
That is officially the weirdest thing I've heard for a while..
You have to have somewhere to store all the babies :OQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
i'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
what a world.
also, i would assume the brain shrinks due to the woman's body having to work so hard to keep and maintain another living organism within it...but i suck at sciency stuff....ohmagawd he said 'sciency...' whatta retard!
Well, just for having an intimate female life mate, most men's brains simply shut off. Something about scholastic osmosis.
The baby absorbs your mind. I thought everyone already knew that?
This has been proven false as not all babies are born handicapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
That was awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperThis has been proven false as not all babies are born handicapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
So you tell me this happens, but you don't tell me why? WHY? >:O
Heh, same as immature man hunting for playboy bunny gals :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
so what? And women dont like men who treat them like dirtQuote:
Originally Posted by Aracieli'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
What about some sort of gravel?
Mud, perhaps.
The ratio of girls who think about a future with a man to men who think about a relationship with a girl are sorely different. Women are far, far more relationship oriented than men are. So you can probably stop trying to find some sort of equal ground just to make things fair.Quote:
Heh, same as immature man hunting for playboy bunny gals
I set up playboy bunny snares, but they weren't dead when I found them so I had to kill them myself.
What if they give birth to twins or triplets?
I don't think the percentage is based on how many kids one has. Just the instance of pregnancy. So it is straight 3-5% regardless.
unless baloki's idea is TRUE!
Nothing Baloki says is even remotely true.
It's pretty simple really. The brain is primarily consistent of water, of which a large volume of that water is present in the place of blood. When a women is pregnant the body will naturally divert blood away from many other parts of the body in order to feed the child oxygen via the placenta. This includes blood that would usually flow into the brain. As pregnancy goes on and the need for more oxygen by the child is necessary this diversion is even more severe. In other words, the body drains blood from the brain in order to keep the child alive. As for why it takes a while to go back in, the brain is a very spongey tissue, and as such will need to extend back out in order to retake in the same amount of blood it did before.
This you can believe or assume I made up with my basic knowledge of biology from a D grade A-level on the subject. The choice is yours.
That my good sir is a lie and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
See what I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiThat my good sir is a lie and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I am not liking your tone mister!Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySee what I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiThat my good sir is a lie and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I believe you baloki!
but my tommygun don't.
She might be smart enough to not shoot you now, but just wait 'till she gets pregnant and that brain gets to shrinking. Then see if you get shot or not!
Ha ha women are dumb!
*hands rubah some gum*
Chew that and be calm dear!
What happens if woman gives birth to twins...or triplets...
Does it mean that brain shrinks to 10% or 15%...:confused:
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Originally Posted by Bunny
Go for the paradox! THE PARADOX!Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiI am not liking your tone mister!Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySee what I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiThat my good sir is a lie and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Why must you tell these bold-faced lies?Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiI am not liking your tone mister!Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySee what I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiThat my good sir is a lie and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
As in two practitioners walking down the street?Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga GuessGo for the paradox! THE PARADOX!Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiI am not liking your tone mister!Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnySee what I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiThat my good sir is a lie and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
man you ain't neva lieQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
That would imply the male's brain has shrunk . . . the statement is backwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
It's in our nature to want to a quick and easy fling early on so we can do something about all these goddamned hormones. A curse on humanity, I say. What sucks is that most of us have to lie about it afterward because we don't know want to hear that our partner was sex-crazed maniacal blank-cubus in the past.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Absolutely not . . . at least not the one's I've met in person.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Women never know what they want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Hell no!Quote:
Originally Posted by Essência
I've never given a rat's repeatedly humped ass about playboy bunnies. Damn bits. Here is the ring . . . it fits on your finger. Say "I do," or I'll put you in a wringer. "AHHH! He's scaring the chyt out of me!"Quote:
Originally Posted by RenmiriHeh, same as immature man hunting for playboy bunny gals :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Damned right! I like to say damn and damned a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
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Originally Posted by rubah
.
... :eep: hilarious . . . No, seriously! I giggled aloud in a public library when I read that (or was it something posted by Yamaneko) . . . whatever. I love you. Seriously . . . in love . . . hearts are floating around my head. Marry me. Here's a giant diamond. Okay it's actually a match for the tip of my pinky. I'll have it attached to a silver engagement ring. We can have the ceremony on a mountaintop or in view of a waterfall . . . or in space! How awesome is that!?"
Such people should be placed in boxes and sent to cheese, I take offence dear sir!
Sorry, I'm a Playboy Bunny. But I'll mention to stu that he's got competition!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
This is what got me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
HILARIOCITY STRIKES AGAIN.
I am the Playboy Bunny.
hey guys, God got banned from EoFF. :(
Dr Unne strikes again.
Yes, I did :(Quote:
hey guys, God got banned from EoFF.
I think I made some staff angry with that one.
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Originally Posted by theundeadhero
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Originally Posted by Baloki
Stop lying Baloki.
It was my account and Yams banned it.
Is this to me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
REALLY!? YES!!! I'm IN! In your face! In your face! Er . . . I mean . . . you're a bunny? I guess I can live with that. *ch-ching*Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I love it.Quote:
HILARIOCITY
Well, I'll chase after you, bunny *growl* . . . I'm on the hunt Bunny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
I choose . . . option first, A, 1, and alpha: believe. It works.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
You take Ridalin, don't you?
You're confusing "women" with "girls."Quote:
Originally Posted by Aracieli'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Yams is the good doctors second account and you know it!Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Shlup is a bad girl but a good woman.
Unlike you, you're just bad to the bone!Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
A'yo, I'm gonna shut this men and women beef down right now! A'yo, when it come to a quick hit and run in the bed, women rules. That's right! I said it dammit! Women are bigger playas than men. But hey, we men ain't complainin'! We get some quick nooky son!:cool:
May I refer you to a copy of the English Dictionary? You can now even get one included in your copy of Firefox, it's a useful tool, or so I am told.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
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Originally Posted by BalokiMay I refer you to a copy of the English Dictionary? You can now even get one included in your copy of Firefox, it's a useful tool, or so I am told.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
It's call slang. Can you say SLANG little boy???
Slang boy. I don't FEEL any cooler... :greenie:
"When it come" is not slang. It is plain bad English.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by BalokiMay I refer you to a copy of the English Dictionary? You can now even get one included in your copy of Firefox, it's a useful tool, or so I am told.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
It's call slang. Can you say SLANG little boy???
So what? Women already have a brain the third the size of men.
http://www.mtv.com/news/moviehouse/p...ndy_sleazy.jpg
It's science.
Our goods shrink when we stay in a pool too long.
Happy now?
I'm not a boy, I'm a fox :(Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by BalokiMay I refer you to a copy of the English Dictionary? You can now even get one included in your copy of Firefox, it's a useful tool, or so I am told.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
It's call slang. Can you say SLANG little boy???
*fur
I can say it but it's sure hard to read! And the internet is about making yourself look smart and pretentious anyways! way to stick out like a sore thumb!Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by BalokiMay I refer you to a copy of the English Dictionary? You can now even get one included in your copy of Firefox, it's a useful tool, or so I am told.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
It's call slang. Can you say SLANG little boy???
That you are... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
This makes sense now, as I couldn't remember crap during my pregnancies.
And we may have smaller brains, but at least we use them, as opposed to thinking with our sexual organs...:)
I wonder why? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx PowerO yes, go on, just go for the obvious targets as per. Bloody hell, it's a wonder any children get born at all the way these women go on about how rubbish we are. I happen to be a rather nice person for the record. Very low maintenance, no sports or drinking involved. I'm the guy women say they want but actually don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I give you a chance to turn this into an "OMG LIK WE IZ GEEKS, LIK GET FIREFOX YO" thread and you ruined it Rubah, now whatever will we do?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahI can say it but it's sure hard to read! And the internet is about making yourself look smart and pretentious anyways! way to stick out like a sore thumb!Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by BalokiMay I refer you to a copy of the English Dictionary? You can now even get one included in your copy of Firefox, it's a useful tool, or so I am told.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
It's call slang. Can you say SLANG little boy???
Sowwie mum, meant to tell you sooner :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabeThat you are... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
How many tails?
(seeing as the thread's already spiralled off topic I don't feel so guilty lol)
OVER NINE THOOOOOUSAAAAND
We killed the wrong man.
*sign* You guys should get banned for flaming me like that. HAPPY?!?!? I wrote correctly this time! But guess what, A'yo, I can careless what you guys think 'bout my typin' 'cause I'm the coolest one on the site be far ya' heard me!:cool:
Sure you are Psy, sure you are :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
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Originally Posted by BalokiSure you are Psy, sure you are :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
Stop smokin'...
I'm sorry I don't smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by BalokiSure you are Psy, sure you are :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
Stop smokin'...
Hehehe..you certainly act like it...:rolleyes2 . Anyway, back to the topic. Another reason to be proud of being a man...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by BalokiI'm sorry I don't smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by BalokiSure you are Psy, sure you are :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
Stop smokin'...
Ya, Christmas thinks that he is the reason why man is smarter and more awesome. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Where do you get your links???:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChristmasYa, Christmas thinks that he is the reason why man is smarter and more awesome. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
How old do you have to be in order to be recognized as a woman instead of a girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackYou're confusing "women" with "girls."Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
People should where bigass signs around their necks stating their real age. Like a lecherous 100-year-old would really be 19.
Nope. Rufinol uhihihihihihihihihihiwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii . . . sorry! Landed on the keyboard again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
You're just dancing.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
:eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Obviously it's his intention to stick out like a raggedy-ass sore thumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
What's up with these damn liars popping up all over the internet?Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
Besides, you're brains obviously aren't very valuable. Look at how many chicks get pregnant before even finishing high school. And don't hand me in any meaningless bullskyt like the percentages are dropping. I don't care. Most girls pregnant out of high school are that way because they weren't thinking. The other side of it are victims of evil guys.
You make my anus bleed.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
....:D
god is a dick we should kill it
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/117...t_amused.b.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
hahahahahahaha-ah-ha-ah *giggle girly* LOL S.D.ROTFLOLTIPM
I can't even stand to look at it . . . I just start bustin' up . . . HEHEHEH
What can I say? I have that effect on people...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
hahahahahahaha-ah-ha-ah *giggle girly* LOL S.D.ROTFLOLTIPM
I can't even stand to look at it . . . I just start bustin' up . . . HEHEHEH