I am 57 and have never had a girlfriend

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05-17-2007, 06:00 PM
Skanking Revolution

I am 57 and have never had a girlfriend

Is this bad?
05-17-2007, 06:01 PM
Jowy

OMG IT'S TEDIUS ZANARUKANDO
05-17-2007, 06:02 PM
Quindiana Jones

That pain on your cheek? That's my lol slapping you in the face.

Just stick with self-loving.
05-17-2007, 06:03 PM
Jowy

Wait, Quin. We've apparently entered some kind of bizarre time rift. He's aged 22 years in the span of less than eight hours.

Get the axe ready, we don't know what's going to be coming our way.
05-17-2007, 06:03 PM
Rocket Edge

i haive a g/f n she im 13
05-17-2007, 06:05 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

Wait, Quin. We've apparently entered some kind of bizarre time rift. He's aged 22 years in the span of less than eight hours.

Get the axe ready, we don't know what's going to be coming our way.

Don't worry Jowajowajowa, I'm armed with lols. Ready to fire, SIR!
05-17-2007, 06:05 PM
Agrias

Oh geeze. Well if you're 57 and STILL havent had a girlfriend, then i suggest you turn gay. Good luck! :D
05-17-2007, 06:07 PM
Jowy

*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!
05-17-2007, 06:17 PM
Skanking Revolution

But is it bad?
05-17-2007, 06:18 PM
Misfit

Yes. /wrists
05-17-2007, 06:19 PM
Jowy

WHAT THE smurf GENDER ARE YOU
05-17-2007, 06:19 PM
Bunny

I'm 63 and I like mudkips.

do u lyk mudkipz?
05-17-2007, 06:20 PM
Skanking Revolution

Male
05-17-2007, 06:21 PM
Jowy

Grow some chest hair then and be MANLY!
05-17-2007, 06:21 PM
Larahl

I'm 100 and never had a gay son. :(
Is it bad?
05-17-2007, 06:22 PM
Skanking Revolution

I shave my whole body...
Some people say I look like Larsa:eek:

Is that bad?
05-17-2007, 06:23 PM
Jowy

As long as you don't look like Bridget, it's okay.

someone else post the "IT'S A TRAP" macro.
05-17-2007, 06:23 PM
Misfit

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Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

Male

LIES. LIES AND DECEIT.
05-17-2007, 06:24 PM
Namelessfengir

yeah im not touching this

runs like hell
05-17-2007, 06:25 PM
Skanking Revolution

If I was a girl I'd have boobs :mog::mog::mog::mog::mog::mog:
05-17-2007, 06:25 PM
f f freak

You look pretty young for 57. And your face looks like a girl but your body, well it looks like a girls as well. Minus the breasts.
05-17-2007, 06:26 PM
Jowy

You look manlier with a bandanna. Just get some Old Spice, and some flannel and maybe you can get a girlfriend!
05-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Rocket Edge

I had feared for the worst

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg
05-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Skanking Revolution

But I like my tiara...
05-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Misfit

Moobs!
05-17-2007, 06:29 PM
f f freak

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Originally Posted by Misfit

Moobs!

Rofl QFT
05-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

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Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

Male

LIES. LIES AND DECEIT.

AND CUPCAKES.

LOTS OF CUPCAKES.
05-17-2007, 06:30 PM
Jowy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

YOU DICK THAT MOVIE MADE ME CRY ;_;
05-17-2007, 06:30 PM
Skanking Revolution

I don't even have moobs, don't go there
05-17-2007, 06:31 PM
Jowy

Then take your shirtless trap self out of your signature!
05-17-2007, 06:31 PM
Misfit

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Originally Posted by Bunny

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Originally Posted by Misfit

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Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

Male

LIES. LIES AND DECEIT.

AND CUPCAKES.

LOTS OF CUPCAKES.

CONFUSED CUPCAKES.
05-17-2007, 06:32 PM
f f freak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution.

I don't even have moobs, don't go there

You kinda do. Sorry.
05-17-2007, 06:34 PM
Skanking Revolution

That's just the way my armed was positioned. You can look on the other side and there is no sight of a moob. So yeah. :eek:
05-17-2007, 06:35 PM
Jowy

Septum piercings are still stupid looking, regardless. ;D
05-17-2007, 06:36 PM
Misfit

Titties.
05-17-2007, 06:36 PM
f f freak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

That's just the way my armed was positioned. You can look on the other side and there is no sight of a moob. So yeah. :eek:

Yes there sorta is. Umm if it makes you feel better then....... I can't think of anything else to say. Umm they make you look more manly? :(
05-17-2007, 06:37 PM
Old Manus

underage b&
05-17-2007, 06:40 PM
Skanking Revolution

I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.
05-17-2007, 06:41 PM
f f freak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

:eep: I am not amused.
05-17-2007, 06:41 PM
Jowy

Take a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head.
05-17-2007, 06:42 PM
Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Jowy

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Jowy

*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

YOU DICK THAT MOVIE MADE ME CRY ;_;

I've stumbled across your sensitive side.
05-17-2007, 06:43 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

Pinch your moobs!!!!
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
Bunny

Less QQ more pew pew.
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
Skanking Revolution

I'm too skinny to have moobs :eek:
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
Misfit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

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Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

I'm 18.

I will contend that I do not have moobs, as there are no moobs. You can come over here and pinch my chest if you want.

Pinch your moobs!!!!

INDEED.
05-17-2007, 06:45 PM
f f freak

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Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

I'm too skinny to have moobs :eek:

Whatever you say dude. Whatever you say. :tongue:
05-17-2007, 06:46 PM
Jowy

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Jowy

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Originally Posted by Rocket Edge

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Originally Posted by Jowy

*takes in sunlight*

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

http://www.new-video.de/co/powder95.jpg

YOU DICK THAT MOVIE MADE ME CRY ;_;

I've stumbled across your sensitive side.

It's a road less traveled for most.
05-17-2007, 06:46 PM
Skanking Revolution

I can take another picture :eek:
05-17-2007, 06:47 PM
Jowy

SHOE ON HEAD
05-17-2007, 06:47 PM
f f freak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

I can take another picture :eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: Do you have to keep using this smilie? :eek: :eek: :eek: It's rather annoying :eek: :eek: :eek:
05-17-2007, 06:48 PM
Misfit

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Originally Posted by Skanking Revolution

I can take another picture :eek:

I don't think you will!
05-17-2007, 06:48 PM
Quindiana Jones

3's enough thank you very much.
05-17-2007, 06:50 PM
f f freak

More Piccies!!! LOLZ ROFL NOOBSPEAK!!!!!
05-17-2007, 06:54 PM
Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Jowy

SHOE ON HEAD

CONCURRED
05-17-2007, 06:55 PM
Jowy

I think I found a video of him online.

kchk
05-17-2007, 06:55 PM
Skanking Revolution

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2626/e5cb0.jpg
05-17-2007, 06:56 PM
Jowy

That's a tiara, not a shoe.

Fails for stealing pictures of androgynous schoolboy.
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

I think I found a video of him online.

kchk

:mad2:
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
f f freak

LOLZ!!! Hi Humpadink!! :D
05-17-2007, 06:58 PM
Skanking Revolution

That's still me, lol.
Don't hate.
05-17-2007, 07:00 PM
f f freak

We don't hate you Humpadink :D
05-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Misfit

Moobs! ^__^
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Skanking Revolution

To be fair, I am actually pre op. The moobs comment just makes me happy.
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
f f freak

Stop being mean to Humpadink!!
05-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Jowy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Jowy

I think I found a video of him online.

kchk

:mad2:

I'm so awesome.
05-17-2007, 07:17 PM
demondude

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Originally Posted by Misfit

Titties.
05-17-2007, 07:41 PM
Agrias

As i said before. I'd turn gay.
05-17-2007, 07:56 PM
Mirage

THAT'S A GIRL AND SHE POSTED HER BOOBS! BAN HER!
05-17-2007, 08:15 PM
Skanking Revolution

moobs :eek:
05-17-2007, 08:23 PM
Mirage

No, you're a girl. You can't trick me!
05-17-2007, 08:27 PM
escobert

I WANT TO DATE U
05-17-2007, 08:33 PM
Peter_20

If this topic were true in the first place, you wouldn't be in the mood to joke about it. ;)
05-17-2007, 08:58 PM
Agrias

hahahahahhaahhaahahaha, moobs
05-17-2007, 09:18 PM
fire_of_avalon

Where the hell are y'all's parents? They need bitchslapped.

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