No kitty it's my seat! NO KITTY IT'S MIEN!!11

Seriously now, let's say we magically transported all of you upon a magical ship of titanic proportions. Said ship is sinking o noes. Also they were so ill thinking that they don't have enough lifeboats because the ship was deemed unsinkable.

So, MEN: would you give up your seat for wimminz? For ch1ldr3nz? Or would you be like PG and go MY SEAT GRRRRRR 3: 3: 3: ~ monster attack ~ ??

I wouldn't give up my seat. You'd have to shoot me off the boat. Chivalry died when equal rights came into being. Plus I value my comfort level.

*shrug*

Oh god, a PG thread. :eep:

http://www.peegeethreadsrule.edu

:simon: WHY!!

That link froze my computer. :mad2:

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Hmm...go ask Sean..... I mean nm

What is going on?
On a side note, my kitty likes to take my chair the second I stand up from my desk at home. The topic of the title is usually what I find myself screaming.

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What is going on?
On a side note, my kitty likes to take my chair the second I stand up from my desk at home. The topic of the title is usually what I find myself screaming.

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End of the world

My seat.

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What is going on?
On a side note, my kitty likes to take my chair the second I stand up from my desk at home. The topic of the title is usually what I find myself screaming.

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End of the world

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Cool.

ME AND PG WOULD HAVE OUR OWN BOAT.

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ME AND PG WOULD HAVE OUR OWN BOAT.

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With one seat.

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ME AND PG WOULD HAVE OUR OWN BOAT.

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With one seat.

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And then we'll row ourselves to victory while the rest of you fight amongst yourselves.

I should've added 'wouild women let children go into the lifeboats first?'

Why would we fight omong ourselfs when we can just attack you:p

I'd give it up for womenz and childrenz. But I'd thieve their life jacket first.

They can go to hell. As you say, if they want equal treatment, they get equal treatment.

Remember you don't have to give up you're seat to anyone all you need is a powerfull punch in you're disposal.

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Chivalry died when equal rights came into being.

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Equal rights haven't come into being. An chivalry can't exist without equal rights, since to be chivalrous is to be courteous, an being disrespectful to somebody, is not being courteous. I wouldn't give up my seat for anybody, since it's highly unlikely they'd be more worthy of it than me.

I don’t know about you, but I am very rarely (if ever) transported magically to sinking magical ships of titanic proportions, so this is not really something I ever have to worry about.

I'd be in the band.

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I don’t know about you, but I am very rarely (if ever) transported magically to sinking magical ships of titanic proportions, so this is not really something I ever have to worry about.

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How is this possible? This sort of thing happens to me nearly everyday.

No to women. From my own experiences, there are not many women who actually deserve chivalry. Children can either drown or sit on my lap. I daresay I'd be the envy of all paedophiles (roughly 14% of EoFF).

Well, I'd say it's more 34%.

I guess you have more insider information than me, Cim, so we'll go with that.

I go by hearsay.

Well women usually aren't so big, they can sit on Psy's lap with their children...
Anyone would like to give me their seat...:kaobeg2:
...or else...THIS IS MY SIT, WOMAN!!!...Sorry...:riiight:

I'd grab me one of the cutest screaming men and get on the boat. Push those children off. It's not like me and my new man can't make MANY more.

Since I came from a family of magical gymnasts the only solution is to stack em' up. About 10 people can fit unto one boat that way. Babies on top and PG at the very bottom to suffer the horrid stench of butt crust and sour milk. :choc2:

From you?

If I was with someone I knew and they were on a lifeboat I'd go on one as well. Otherwise I'd probably let someone else take my seat.

Aren't you nice? :c\