How would you describe the way you chew? Do you chew like a little proper person or do you chew with your mouth open, violently?
:kaohappy: Chomp chomp chomp
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How would you describe the way you chew? Do you chew like a little proper person or do you chew with your mouth open, violently?
:kaohappy: Chomp chomp chomp
Like a cow eats grass.
I'm pretty discreet with anything other than gum. Still, I don't open my mouth.
I masticate like it is going out of style. My wrists get a real work out. It gets sloppy, but hey, I am a lonely fat man, what else can I do.
First, I vassilate on a swing. Then I massticate my weenus.
what? whats wrong with swinging side to side then chewing on your elbow? I don't know what your talking about.
mouth closed
30 chews per mouthful
nice and light and not too furious
closed mouth please thanks
Didn't you make a thread about this once before?
Closed mouth; proper manners.
Depends.
In front of others, closed mouth...alone, the same...
I CHEW LIKE GODZILLA!
YOU MUST HAVE BAD BREATHS!
USA: OMG!!!! GODZILLA!!! WE CAN SEE HIM FROM HERE!!! Lets nuke the bastard before he finishes destroying japan and comes over here!Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
and that, children, was how santa saved easter.
Ravenously and at high velocities. Typically with my mouth closed unless I'm having trouble getting oxygen.
I do not notice how I myself chew or handle my food. I do, however, know that it takes me a rather long time to consume anything, so I must chew things quite thoroughly. In a closed mouth, as eating with an open mouth gave rise to swift lashing at home.
My jar is misplaced and other, worse things; thus, the actual action taken to chew likely looks rather strange. My jar also makes a very audible popping and clicking sound whenever I eat.
I sound like a metronome set on Largo or Larghetto.
What's "chewing"?
I dont chew enough and if I do its way too loud.. :(
:( i read this thread as the furious masturbation:(
Rye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
yeah, what a pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicRye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
We should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperyeah, what a pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicRye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Only if the mob can be naked, or better yet, wearing suggestively placed goat heads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicWe should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperyeah, what a pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicRye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Done.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperOnly if the mob can be naked, or better yet, wearing suggestively placed goat heads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicWe should form an angry mob against her and her chewing related stuffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperyeah, what a pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicRye is NAUGHTY, so that's what she was hoping.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
c-c-c-combo breaker
I was only aware of one way of chewing.
I chew with my mouth closed. I don't think anybody wants to see my munched up food. :jess:
Me too... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Scientists say that licking your elbow let alone chewing it is impossible...unless of course it was the elbow on your THIRD arm?Quote:
Originally Posted by loben
I masticate with an audience...:)
HEY! I've seen a thread like this before, long long ago~
I eat.. like.. normal people I guess. :(
[Edit] Aww mittens.. My perv dector is off today. :razz: