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Have you ever looked at one object or person and called it/them by a completely different title/name?
I looked at our toaster, and nearly called it the printer...Plus, I'll look at my cat (named Cat) and call him Emmy (which is the name of our new puppy), and vice-versa.
Or, I'll look at my sister Madison and call her Cat, and look at Cat and call him Madison :(
I'm a horrible person ;_;
In this house, we seem to confuse the cats' names a lot.
I've called my teacher mommy and I nearly looked in the fridge for EoFF once :eep:
Sometimes I call my puppy Taz rather than Bully/Bullseye. Taz was our other doggies name before he got cancer and died. It sometimes just slips out because we had Taz for 10 years!
It's because we're so cool. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
EDIT: somebody shoot me.
My mom used to call us (my siblings and myself) about 4 different names before she got it right. :p
I've never really had it happen to me, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by My mom
Oh, I always do. Too many times!!! Probably everyday.
I do that too and mix up my friends names its so awkward. One time I put the remote in the dish washer and kept the glass where it was.
hehe i put my socks in the garbage once instead of the washing machine....and my wallet in the breadbin....
I've also gone looking for Tekken 5 in my fridge. I don't know why I always go to the fridge.
I mess up my friends names all the time. Now my cats, I should since I have 7 of them but oddly enough I don't.
I tend to put the cereal in the fridge, and the milk in the cupboard D:
I mistook the tumble dryer for the fridge once :/
I constanly say to put dirty plates etc in the washing machine.....hehe the thought of it....*smash*
I've also looked in the fridge for my little brother :eep:
I almost pissed in the fridge once (gimme a break, it was 4:00 am).
Also, I called my friend "bread". I guess I was hungry.
I’ve looked in the fridge for Jesus. Does that count?
I've also looked in the fridge for the bug spray once :eep:
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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
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You really like your fridge aye?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I've finally found something as laugh-worthy as ghurghbl. Thank you. Thank you oh so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Unknown Guru
Looking into the fridge? How common...
Well, if you want my take on this, I once called my french teacher Mr. Peters rather than Madame Peters.
i called my mom george once...
I did that too when I was younger. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
i've said i was "constipating" when i really meant to say "concentrating"
I'm still laughing at you for that, secretly of course :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow Bahamut
My mom was calling me off of school one morning, and whenever a parent calls a student off of school in my school district, they have to say the teacher's name. My teacher's name was Mr. Polk, and she said Mrs. Polk instead of Mr. Polk :eep: She then had to call back, while laughing, and say "I'm sorry, I meant Mr. Polk, not Mrs. Polk."
I almost pissed in the trash can the other day. :eep:
I do it all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
nice.
Sometimes I call my cat, Jake, Jack and my other cat Jack I'll call Jake.
I'm a horrible mother. :cry:
I have 3 sisters (Lindsey, Lauren, Lesley), and I always get their names mixed up, so I usually end up calling them "her", or "girl", or "you" etc.
One time I tried to throw my family's silverware into the garbage instead of the sink. I was so weird that day...
ok i had something like this happen the other day.
for those who dont know my real name is brett. the other day i was talking to my friend paige and instead of saying her name for some reason i called her brett. i go "wait thats my name not yours"
I've accidentally called my teacher "dad" a couple of times... I hate it when that happens.
I did this once. Mmm, cold Coco Pops... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
My mum very occasionally accidentally calls me 'Dawn' (the name of her younger sister), and sometimes my friend Tracey get's her kids' names (Taylor and George) mixed up. :tongue:
At least you didnt piss in the washing basket and put the washing in the toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vikeve
Well, neither have I but....
Yeah happens all the time! It's a classic! :D
I do it all the time, but on purpose. I just can't be arsed to think of what things/people are actually called, so just say the first word that comes into my head. And when I can't be bothered to finish a sentence, I just say "blah blah blah" and stop talking. :D
I went looking in my fridge for my mp3 player :eep:
I also call my cousins and my friends by my brother's name all of the time when I'm angry with them. I'm not used to being angry at other people, so I'm always like "CHRI-I MEAN _____" then they don't take me seriously DX
My daughter's name is Kristen Jayd, and we used to have a cat named Cougar, so when Kristen would get into something she shouldn't, I think I've actually called her Cougar Jayd before.
Confusing things' all right. Not being sure on how to spell you mothers full name is a problem.=}
yeah i called a teacher dad once...he still gives me crap about that XD
A couple times i accidently peed in the shower instead of the toilet....
....ok fine...i did it on purpose
I once looked in the fridge for my favorite skirt :eep:
i called my uncle mom his face was like :whoa:
You'll laugh, but I constantly end up looking in the fridge for all sorts of things, e.g. telephones, hair-brushes, etc. Once I actually did find my MP3 player next to the milk, but then it was the 1st of April.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I once looked in the fridge for my school binder :eep:
sometimes when i brush my teeth (in the upstairs bathroom, where there is a sink) i've gone all the way downstairs to spit when i have no reason to. i've looked in the freezer for mail or something like that. i've taken dirty dishes to the bathroom instead of putting them in the dishwasher. et cetera.
I think it's time to confess. We are all addicted to the minibars and due to the lack of them in our apartments we replace them with freezers. Freud said so!
Jimmy tried cooking a turkey in the dishwasher!
Occasionally I toss paper plates in the sink and throw away the silverware. I think we've all been there before, though.
I hate that so much when it happens with boyfreinds.
I once (actually, a few times) had a boyfreind named David, so any other boyfreind/sleeping partner after David was officially also called David, until so-called David wannabe could not stand being called David anymore, especially when I said thier supposed name (David) in my really whiny "give me what I want because I am female" voice.
Luckily, I have two friends named David now, and neither of them will notice if I say "Oh but Daaaaaaaaavid, I want it soooooo baaaaaad" and actually didn't think I meant to not mean to say thier names as David even if they were David etc etc.
Iri You remind me of myself.
I have open my sockdrawer looking for a remote. I have thrown away pants only to get them later. I call my mom auntie tricia. I forget to finish sentences sometimes. I even will say something and ask someone what did I say. I can't be bothered to pay attention to myself
I once looked in the fridge to find the TV guide so I could see when Scrubs was coming on :eep:
I looked for the cereal in the fridge today :cry: And I always forget what I'm saying, or what I was gonna say :eep:
I love doing that. Either because of laziness or because I know that what I'm saying really isn't interesting. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Anyways, I'm usually the person that gets called the wrong name. A lot of people call me my mom's name all the time, one of my friends always calls me the name of her best friend, and another has called me by the name of his girlfriend too many times. Those are the most common.
AH now the word "called" is sounding weird. :weeps:
Oh my god, all the time xD Its why "thingy" is the best word ever. I often get called my Mums name, and my brothers too.
I usually get "___? You mean ___, right?" like all the time ;__;
why do people get so mixed up with where/what/who things/people are nowadays, and why do we like to talk about it? Humans are strange.
And what is with the fridge?
I swear...
'Cause without instances like such, we'd be boring :p We need to amuse ourselves somehow!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
I confuse my cats' names a lot, butthat's about it :/
Ok not me but my mom has this problem I'll often open the wrong cupboard in the kitchen but then thats generally because something has moved from where it normally is kept.
The last time my mom called me by the correct name and not my elder brother's or even my 4 year old nephew's name is so long ago now I don't remember when.....I think she's going senile. :\
I do it all the time with people,
(did it to sora and roxas)
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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
:D yay scrubs that show rocks i think i am getting over excited yay :D
I sometimes call my family their Al-Bhed names:
Maa
Syno
Pnedhao
Zita
I once looked in the fridge for my bookmark :eep: