Pointless endings using Harry Potter as an example

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06-28-2007, 02:26 PM
Peegee

Pointless endings using Harry Potter as an example

I guess this has to go in Lounge. Oh well.

I've always been a supporter of the idea that 'if this is the last film of the franchaise, mess it up as much as possible'. Lord of the Rings' bed jumping scene was a good example but I was thinking more along the lines of destroying the entire premise of the film in one shot.

Like for example, make Harry Potter end with.... (no spoilers here just nonsense):

Harry Potter wakes up
It was all a dream

Would completely make my day. What do you think of my idea of endings? Brilliant huh?
06-28-2007, 02:35 PM
Bunny

My dream Harry Potter involves everyone realizing how dumb they are and then releasing all that sexual frustration in a threesome.

(SPOILER)VoldemortxHarryxDumbledore
06-28-2007, 02:39 PM
Gopher Gamble

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

My dream Harry Potter involves everyone realizing how dumb they are and then releasing all that sexual frustration in a threesome.

(SPOILER)VoldemortxHarryxDumbledore

Sooooo a wet dream?????
06-28-2007, 02:49 PM
Bunny

Yes. And then he wakes up in a cold sweat and Ron rolls over, asking if it was another bad dream.
06-28-2007, 02:51 PM
James Leopold

Everyone dies :D
06-28-2007, 02:56 PM
Gopher Gamble

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Yes. And then he wakes up in a cold sweat and Ron rolls over, asking if it was another bad dream.

Ron does seem to be the woman in the situation doesn't he? "Oh please help me Harry! I'm scared!"
06-28-2007, 05:05 PM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

My dream Harry Potter involves everyone realizing how dumb they are and then releasing all that sexual frustration in a threesome.

(SPOILER)VoldemortxHarryxDumbledore

homosexuality+necrophilia is win.
06-28-2007, 06:05 PM
Renmiri

Ewwwww!!!!

Harry wakes up and Dudsley rolls over ;)
06-28-2007, 06:12 PM
Peegee

lol! Keep it coming.

Oh man I'm terrible :(
06-28-2007, 06:21 PM
LunarWeaver

During the final battle with Voldemort, they both take out their wands, get ready to lay some smackdown, and a then a fly zooms into Harry's mouth and he chokes and dies. Then the story ends, with no further information and no more plot threads tied up. J.K. better read this forum and take some notes.
06-28-2007, 06:40 PM
Goldenboko

Potter- Hey Voldemort what's that?
Voldemort- WHERE?!?
*Voldemort turns around and looks in the general direction Potter was pointing*
*Potter goes up to Voldemort and kicks him in the balls*
Voldemort: Hahaha... I lost my balls when I was obliterated by you when you where 1!
*Voldemort sexs Potter*
Potter: Oh em gee!
*Potter dies*
06-28-2007, 06:41 PM
Araciel

you find out that voldemort is actually sauron.

BAM
06-28-2007, 06:54 PM
Bunny

Does Harry simply walk into Mordor?
06-28-2007, 06:56 PM
Araciel

well he's a wizard but he's not a ninja.
06-28-2007, 08:05 PM
Garnie

harry and crazy v decide to make friends and takes hogwarts as there new evil fortress and destroys the world!!
my head hurts??
06-28-2007, 10:14 PM
Rocket Edge

Harry Potter laying a Stone Cold Stunner on Voldemort at the end.
06-28-2007, 10:24 PM
Cookie

Voldemort informs the muggles of Hogwarts. Muggles nuke Hogwarts. Harry was there. Dies. Fin.
06-28-2007, 10:29 PM
Hazzard

Voldemort agrees to a condition with Harry, to exchange Hermoine for his survival. Done. Deal. Volde sexually assaults her.
06-29-2007, 05:26 AM
Værn

Voldemort and Harry are staring down for their final showdown... Harry reaches into his cloak to grab his wand and shoots at Voldemort before he has a chance to make a move.
The spell hits, and a cloud of smoke appears. As it clears, Harry sees only a log where Voldemort once stood. Temporarily stunned with surprise, three shurikens hit Harry in the back. Harry screams, reaches back and pulls out the shurikens... then he suddenly becomes extremely angry and sprouts nine fiery tails.
Harry focuses his power into his palm to form a spinning ball of pure energy and charges Voldemort. Voldemort focuses all of his energy into his hand until it begins to glow a bright blue color and emitting a high-pitched chirping sound and charges Harry.
(I don't think a more blatant Naruto rip-off is possible by this point.)
Harry is faster and lands his attack on Voldemort, killing him while Voldemort's own attack misses.
As Harry prepares to celebrate his victory over evil, Snape appears behind him with a gun and shoots him.
06-29-2007, 05:32 AM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

Does Harry simply walk into Mordor?

You cannot simply walk into Mordor.
06-29-2007, 05:41 AM
Jessweeee♪

Harry and Voldemort are in a fierce battle. Harry is about to deliver the finishing blow, when...

Harry: AVADA KEDAVERA (orwhatever)
Ron comes flying out of the bushes and jumps in front of Voldy
Ron: NO, MY LOVE!!!
(The spell goes through Ron and into Voldy killing them both)
Harry: O_O
Hermione runs out
Hermione: D-did you just...?
Harry: No! I-it wasn't like that!
Hermione: You bastard, you killed Ron!
Harry: Ssshhh!!!
Hermione: I'LL KILL YOU!!
Harry: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: x.x
Death Eater comes from nowhere
Harry: Where do you all keep coming from?
Death Eater: Want a cookie?
Harry: Sure!
Harry takes the cookie and while chocking to death, trips over a rock and lands on his wand, piercing his heart. Then he wakes up.

Harry: OH GAWD What an awful dream!!!
Sorceress Adel: Oh poor baby...was it that mean old snake man again?
06-29-2007, 06:00 AM
Del Murder

Harry was in a mental institution the whole time, and this was all a fantasy world.
06-29-2007, 06:06 AM
Fonzie

Harry: YOU KILLED MY FAMILY

Voldemont: You'll never guess what I also did *hehe*

Voldemont: I had reeses for breakfest.

Harry: Candy for breakfest?!

Voldemont: No, it's reeses puff cereal!

The End