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I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! :frust:
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
SO HAVE I!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
But for the sake of the thread I voted Buddha :)
Dude, Jesus has a beard.
Jesus, he's got divine skillz.
obviously Jesus, he is the best!
Are you guys serious? Jesus is always too busy getting drunk off his own wine to break dance.
Satan ftw.
Is true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
No, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoIs true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
I'M GOING TO BE HITTING A PRIEST?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipsterNo, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoIs true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI'M GOING TO BE HITTING A PRIEST?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipsterNo, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoIs true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
Priest probably deserves it anyway.
No! To answer your question, the wine, through the sacrement, becomes his blood. i don't know if you slit his vein open you'd get drunk...Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI'M GOING TO BE HITTING A PRIEST?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipsterNo, that is not true. Punch whoever told you that in their face. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoIs true that Jesus's blood is wine? What would that make his blood alcohol level?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
Of course you wouldn't. You have to drink it first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bolivar
Jesus he is the best person ever. Hey I'm catholic. Plus he parties like a rock star.
Lucifer!
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Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...
Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).
GTFO. :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
WTF no Vishnu option?
:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzGTFO. :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
:kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzGTFO. :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.
I only chose Lucifer because he's got the cooler name.
I'd still be pretty chuffed being called Jesus.
Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I'd totally read more if the Bible was written like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzIs that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzIs that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I was gonna say Buddah because he's got the belly and can do the suicide flop with ease (cushin' for pushin'), but then I realised that Lucifer's got that tail for easy swipes and air flare support.
Lucifer ftw
Jesus can't breakdance.
Jesus = God, because of the Holy Trinity, therefore he wins by default on account of omnipotence.
Cthulhu. He'd pwn them all and win by default.
I say Lucifer, mainly because I'm Lucifer on chat *nod*
Lucifer...he has the badass "rapper" attitude...plus he probably created that abomination you call "rap music"
I don't see people photoshopping Lucifer into RAPTOR SATAN. Jesus must have more power.
Jesus. Family Guy already proved that he's got dancing skills.
Satan is too busy whoring it up with his hoes. Cuz he a pimp like dat.
simpsons: help me jebus!!!
Tch, not another religious thread... but my vote goes to Jesus, he rocks, he had agony on the cross, what did budda and lucifer do?
Causes of death:
Budda: Obese
Jesus: death from cross and over 39 whips
Lucifer: lol, i don't know
But Jesus still owns..
Buddha was, for the most part of his life, an astetic, and as such, his figure is most likely to be worn and stringy. His (the first one's) death, was probably malnutrition, or natural causes.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
Jesus died on the cross, after being nailed (assuming he's real). The scourging was just for torture. He had quite a few more stations of the Cross to continue on after the torture.
Lucifer (if we follow popular culture), caused his own downfall by beliving himself greater than God.
Please learn your religions a little bit better.
Okay, I forgive you!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz:kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzGTFO. :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
I still say Lucifer would win because his name is awesome thus he is a better dancer.