User Review- Rye

I thought this up from seeing it from another site, and it seemed popular, so I stole used the idea to make this! Let's hope this becomes popular.

Profile:

Her signature/avatar is based on a popular pokemon Raichu. I use one in my game xD, but she pulls it off with the rainbow coloring she changed. Almost had a seizure first time I saw it.

She fully embraces her New York accent by changing it to "Noo Yoik". Her profile has a .gif of Lazy Town in it, pretty awesome show, even though it leads me to believe she watchs it religiously. Not a bad thing, but a 16 year-old watching a kids show is... wack. Must be a "Noo Yoik" thing. :p

Posting:

Rye's posts consist of sexual inuendo, inside jokes with I'm My Own MILF, or just random words and phrases put together in one sentence. Here's an example of her inuendo from the Pick-up Lines thread.

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Originally Posted by Rye

Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D ;D

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She is very helpful in the EoEO forums, but when it comes too posting in General Chat, she's silly and a little weird, just like everyone else though. She can be serious in one thread, and goofy in another. There is a balance, I just haven't found it yet.

Attitude:

Rye's attitude seems as though her heads in the clouds half of the time. She open towards new ideas, and doesn't automatically dismiss the said idea before thinking it through. She's an athiest, but doesn't openly bash Christian ideas when they are spoken(or in this case "posted") , like I've seen before. She refers to I'm my own MILF as "Huxley" or "Mr. Milf". Her happy-go-lucky personality seems too enlighten everyone she has meet or talked too.

Pros: She's a nice person, and helpful to everyone.

Cons: She hardly posts anymore(even though thats starting to change).

Profile: 7/10

Posting: 8/10

Attitude: 8/10

Altogether, this user gets rated 7.6/10, rounded off, 8/10.

This is a kickass member. :up:

Fonz this cool. You should continue good work :thumb:

Yes, we do love Rye. Hard.

I heard she loves spongebob thus she wins so hard:love:

Oooh...This looks fascinating...

I want to see the scales you use to determine your ratings. :Oo:

This is an epic thread, but some factors are not considered:

She's going out with Raistlin
She's extremely short
She's a whelp
She's a strumpet

So what's what, -4?

4/10 Rye. Wow, Stingy wouldn't even WANT you. :(

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

This is an epic thread, but some factors are not considered:

She's going out with Raistlin
She's extremely short
She's a whelp
She's a strumpet

So what's what, -4?

4/10 Rye. Wow, Stingy wouldn't even WANT you. :(

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She has Joel fantasies.

3/10.

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Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

This is an epic thread, but some factors are not considered:

She's going out with Raistlin
She's extremely short
She's a whelp
She's a strumpet

So what's what, -4?

4/10 Rye. Wow, Stingy wouldn't even WANT you. :(

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She has Joel fantasies.

3/10.

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She has never eaten pie.

That costs two.

1/10.

She'd have struggled to scrape 2/10 if I was doing the review.

Her being a filthy Naruto and Linkin Park fangirl means more needs to come off the score too.

But I hate Naruto and Linkin Park. :[ Who are you even reckless eyeballin, foo? I'm str8 sw0le.

Cool thread, Fonz. But then, I wonder why I like it so much. xD

We could probably drag this beast into negative numbers if we brainstormed for a few minutes.

Do we really need entire threads dedicated to stroking the egos of members when we have a perfectly good wiki? Pretty lame when you know every review is going to be positive, too. :p

Besides, short people are scary!

I WANT TO DO ONE.

Dyanst-Kid.

Profile:
His profile picture is a cat with a caption, which surely he thought of and did not steal from any of the chans. I know I had never seen it before. He really likes Final Fantasy XII, but his old user name al-bhed_kid0872 is much better than the piece of crap he turned it into. When addressing him, try his full name, Siegfreid Ludwig Davies Amadeus De Luca Del Rossi XIV.


Posting:
Throw some glitter on it and it's pretty accurate. Also known to use lots of hawt, gawd, and 1!1!11!1!!!. He once asked how the License Board from FFXII would work, and then declared his love for me when I explained it. Since he said that, his posting is better than the rest of you rubbish.

Attitude:
He's black, so he's a gangster and a criminal.

Pros: He sings Whitney Houston songs and show it to us, participates in lots of forum-like games, and never trolls or posts caustic remarks like 99% of the other members here.

Cons: He's part of a friendship trifecta from Hell and changed his user name from something superior.

In conclusion: 9.231/10

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Originally Posted by Azar

Do we really need entire threads dedicated to stroking the egos of members when we have a perfectly good wiki? Pretty lame when you know every review is going to be positive, too. :p

Besides, short people are scary!

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In short, yes.

Keith is next. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Originally Posted by Rye

But I hate Naruto and Linkin Park. :[ Who are you even reckless eyeballin, foo? I'm str8 sw0le.

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You know as well as I do there are several people who will back up the claims I make. If it wasn't for the fact that you can't put your pictures in public they'd all see that you have your little Chester glasses on right now. :rolleyes2

She also has a lisp, it should be noted.

someone do me and i will do them in return:D

Pie sucks cheesecake conquers
7/10

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Originally Posted by Azar

Do we really need entire threads dedicated to stroking the egos of members when we have a perfectly good wiki? Pretty lame when you know every review is going to be positive, too. :p

Besides, short people are scary!

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Aw, Azar wants one. :greenie:

No wai!

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

Keith is next. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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That should be a good read actually, he was telling me earlier that you two were good friends and he thinks quite highly of you. I'm looking forward to it. :)

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Originally Posted by demondude55

someone do me and i will do them in return:D

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I don't like where this thread is going all of a sudden.

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

I WANT TO DO ONE.

Dyanst-Kid.

Profile:
His profile picture is a cat with a caption, which surely he thought of and did not steal from any of the chans. I know I had never seen it before. He really likes Final Fantasy XII, but his old user name al-bhed_kid0872 is much better than the piece of crap he turned it into. When addressing him, try his full name, Siegfreid Ludwig Davies Amadeus De Luca Del Rossi XIV.


Posting:
Throw some glitter on it and it's pretty accurate. Also known to use lots of hawt, gawd, and 1!1!11!1!!!. He once asked how the License Board from FFXII would work, and then declared his love for me when I explained it. Since he said that, his posting is better than the rest of you rubbish.

Attitude:
He's black, so he's a gangster and a criminal.

Pros: He sings Whitney Houston songs and show it to us, participates in lots of forum-like games, and never trolls or posts caustic remarks like 99% of the other members here.

Cons: He's part of a friendship trifecta from Hell and changed his user name from something superior.

In conclusion: 9.231/10

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lawl

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Originally Posted by DK

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

Keith is next. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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That should be a good read actually, he was telling me earlier that you two were good friends and he thinks quite highly of you. I'm looking forward to it. :)

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I dislike Keith.

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Originally Posted by demondude55

someone do me and i will do them in return:D

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Sorry, but it's my idea, so I'll be doing the reviews. Just wait your turn.

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

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Originally Posted by DK

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Originally Posted by The Fonz

Keith is next. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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That should be a good read actually, he was telling me earlier that you two were good friends and he thinks quite highly of you. I'm looking forward to it. :)

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I dislike Keith.

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Originally Posted by Keith on AIM just now

elementality1210: :(

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You broke his heart.

So I guess I can't invite both Keithickle and Ezzy to my slumber parties after all.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Pie sucks cheesecake conquers
7/10

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Originally Posted by Azar

Do we really need entire threads dedicated to stroking the egos of members when we have a perfectly good wiki? Pretty lame when you know every review is going to be positive, too. :p

Besides, short people are scary!

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Aw, Azar wants one. :greenie:

No wai!

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It's true. I can't sleep well at night unless a 15 year old on the internet has written about how awesome I am.

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Originally Posted by Azar

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Pie sucks cheesecake conquers
7/10

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Originally Posted by Azar

Do we really need entire threads dedicated to stroking the egos of members when we have a perfectly good wiki? Pretty lame when you know every review is going to be positive, too. :p

Besides, short people are scary!

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Aw, Azar wants one. :greenie:

No wai!

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It's true. I can't sleep well at night unless a 15 year old on the internet has written about how awesome I am.

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FLCL was awesome though. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Azar

Do we really need entire threads dedicated to stroking the egos of members when we have a perfectly good wiki? Pretty lame when you know every review is going to be positive, too. :p

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No we do not.