If Psychotic was ruler of the Earth, what would happen?
I think there'd be mass walrus suicides.
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If Psychotic was ruler of the Earth, what would happen?
I think there'd be mass walrus suicides.
Not the ruler of Earth, maybe Queen of England, but not the ruler of Earth
african snake attacks in germany of course.
I'd be glad I'm on his good side.
He'd bow down to me and beg for mercy As said by him previously when i was formerly Bloodhunter11
That was not a coincidence. You had summoned forth ancient demonic magic to destroy the world. RUN! WE ARE NOT SAFE! WE WILL ALL BURN IN THE FIRES OF THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY BLOODHUNTER11! OH BLESSED BLOODHUNTER11, SPARE ME!
"If"? :confused:
Psy, you need to go back to your white paded-er throne room. the rebel leader wants to talk to you....
Yes, "if", you little skank. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
He'd scramble the alphabet and make us all drink tang.
NO!!!! NOT TANG!!!! ANYTHING BUT TANG!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
The obvious answer is BadgerBadger. Mainly because all evil kings need their right and left hand henchmen. These two badgers would be more than enough to enforce Psy's evil law against what living people are left on planet Uranus (Cause everyone left Earth after he failed to fix the leak in an icecap and it flooded the world. Lest we forget :cry: )
The world would be better. I could mass kill rubbish people, an have various animals gain precedence over them. My guinea pigs could go to the supermarket, an take over the fruit an vegetable aisle. An when some silly old biddy arrives to complain, I could for example: squash tomatoes on her face, an then beat her to death with a pineapple.
This calls for the undeadheroQuote:
Originally Posted by Slade
The world would be a better place and hugs would be the new currency.
Nothing much, because everyone else would have moved to Alpha Centauri.
I guess he could go for the Tetris high score or something.
What? No 42 option? :(
It happened to me once.
I don't think you've considered all of the factors. :mad2:
Shut up and answer the question, or I'll knee you in the monkey. :mad2:
There would be rampant inflation and high unemployment. Furthermore because people wouldn't be home to relax, but instead working to make a living, puppies and kittens would die off. Eventually a clever entrepreneur with the talent and money to develop an automatic feeding system for said puppies and kittens would challenge the power of our great Overlord and succeed in assuming the dictatorial position. This new ruler ofGaiaEarth would then vow never to let another puppy and kitten go hungry. Of course being a man of the State he would lie and the cycle would begin anew once more.
We're pretty much screwed either way. We really wouldn't want Psychotic as Overlord because he's ugly and we don't want to give the Aliens the wrong impression of our superior genetic makeup.
WinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Poontang that is. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
I believe Firo Volondé has the right idea.
I think Psyiswould be a quality leader. He'd protect the world from devastation, and unite all peoples within our nation!
He would take weight off our planet.
No, there wouldn't be. I am taking a degree in economics. I've spent the last goddamned year studying inflation and unemployment (and the tradeoff therein) as well as the causes and the solutions to them. I can smurfing handle that :skull::skull::skull::skull: in my sleep and I hate myself for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Besides, how do you get high inflation AND high unemployment at the same time? Learn about the Phillips Curve, n00blet.
Well, I'm pretty sure you don't take a degree but I trust everything else.
Alright you pedantic chimp.
I am currently engaging in the acquisition of a Bachelor of Arts (yeah BSc Economics is pure math; no thanks) in the field of Ecomomics at the University of Leicester. I never thought it would have such practical uses as pwning Yamaneko.
There would no longer be a world.
psy's degrees would mean nothing in phy's world. which is cruelly ironic. I like pointing out the obvious.
It would be mammals' paradise...:rolleyes2
Basically, Liverpool FC would probably have even more (undeserved) time dedicated to them on Match of the Day (bad), Margaret Thatcher would probably become Prime Minister again (bad), Scotland would be ravaged by wave after wave of Walruses (good) and I imagine that we'd see England progress past the quarter finals in a major sporting competition (good). Anyway, if he does come to power then don't say I didn't warn you? Me? Well, I guess I'll be taking refuge in Reykjavik.
Badger!
Badger badger!
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
African Snake!
Now this is just ridiculous, specifically the "even more" bit. Liverpool are always, ALWAYS last on MotD. Shut up, Heath! :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
A universal meet-up consisting of Tekken, Tekken, and maybe even a little more Tekken.
When teams like Wigan and Middlesbrough are on Match of the Day before Everton, the only conclusion I can draw is that the BBC hate Everton.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticNow this is just ridiculous, specifically the "even more" bit. Liverpool are always, ALWAYS last on MotD. Shut up, Heath! :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath