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ANYTHING YOU SAW ON THE INTRAWEBZ OR TELEVISION DOESN'T COUNT!
IRL please :O
We were reading out loud in Health class, and and a girl misread the word "organism" for "orgasm."
Everyone was like LAWL and the teacher was like, Whoa, we're not at that part until May!
XD!
My friend has this awful tendency to say whatever she's thinking not realizing she's in a public place when she's spacing out. So when we where in Science class she randomly started singing Rape Me by Nirvana, right at the chorus ("Rape me!"). I was sitting next to her so it was incredibly awkward. I just kinda stared at her for a second and her face got REALLY red. Yeah, I'd imagine that was pretty embarrassing.
Someguy in my class said:
"Mother-smurfing son ofa _____!!!"
Really loud in class, and didn't get in trouble, go figure!
My friend had this really weird habit, normally right before the bell rang, right in front of the whole student body, she would go "GREEEEEEEN DAAAAAAAY". Then, she would pat someone (Me) on the head going "Lalalalalalalala~!" And in order to shut her up, we had to have our other friend say "Sesshomaru", and she would just be all "SQUEEE~!".
But she says it's old now, thankfully, since school's out and all, so she doesn't do it anymore. :)
i take it that anything seen on jackass don't count
"enjoy the yellow snowcone!!"
edit: sorry i must be blind not to notice the first damn line
okay we were playing dodgeball and there was this annoying little punk in the class (by little i mean like half the size of the other guys in our grade) anyway on the plusside for this story he was a dick. i got a nice grip on the ball and whiped at his chest but for some damn reason he tried to jump as a dodge and so got nailed on in the nuts and down he went funniest damn thing that year.
We were playing football, and somebody kicked the ball quite hard into this guy's face, causing him to drop and spill his beverage and everybody present to literally rofl. Then, in a fit of rage, he threw his apple about 30 metres across the court, hitting this other guy in the crotch. I lol'd so hard.
I once knew someone who couldn't beat Atomos in Final Fantasy V. I mean, he tried for days and then just gave up claiming it was impossible. I didn't think that much of it till I played the game. And I must say, I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't beat a boss that easy.
I walked into a room and found my friend playing Final Fantasy VIII. Knock first, dammit, knock first!
I recall feeling embarrassed when I found my friend's :skull::skull::skull::skull:ty amateur porn stash.
It even had some half-ass drawing of Zelda and Link going at it.
I mean, yeah, sure I love sex and pornography, whatever. But jesus, dude, get some better :skull::skull::skull::skull: than... that.
I then proceeded to leave a list of good, free porno-sites in his crappy stash. It made me feel very noble.
XDDDD Nom!
A friend of mine tried tripping another friend of mine, but instead tripped on his own feet.
they had a rockclimbing wall installed in our gym (you could only really go horizontally unfortunately) and a friend of mine's boob popped out during her go at it.
It was a good day.
We were all in our p.e kits because it was sports day and whilst we were waiting for our science teacher to show up for the lesson to start somebody pantsed this boy and his gym shorts ripped XD
He had to go get some more from the office in his boxers and he got pantsed so many times on the way there apparently in front of some girls to!
I felt so mean but I had to laugh.
Edit: 1500th post :cool:
Well, there's someone who in my Language Arts class couldn't really talk well. He had grammar and everything down, but he always seemed to choose the wrong words, such as "Is that a come-back? You're so fat you could walk across China!".
Everyone laughed whenever he attempted to argue, so I felt pretty sorry for him.
I once heard somebody pronounce diaphragm "dia - frag - um".
I walked into a room once and my teacher was bending down and was poking something with a stick on a bottom shelf. He was like "there it is, there it is..."
I was purple by the time he stood up. He was all like:
'What? Why are you staring at me???"
I'm not perverted or anything, me and my friends were just like wtf is this???
:rolleyes2
I did see a classic one in highschool in year 10 (grade 10 america) this guy was a lot more geekier than me, the only thing was he was geeky but not too bright. I'd get 10 x his number of right answers when it came to "put your hand up and tell me why this is?" questions in class. I even once managed to interrupt the teacher to correct her (an embarrassing situation for a chemistry teacher who had done it for years to suddenly have to take a look in the text book and go "well done Steve, yes you're right..." but this is better) Well this guy for once had the right answer, really wasn't too hard a question (I think it was about hydrocarbons) well he got so excited about going for the question and getting it right (by this point I never used to bother with putting my hand up I used to sit there waiting for the class to look blankly knowing I'd be asked if I knew) he actually peed himself in the middle of the room....it was disgusting and embarassing at the same time, after that whenever someone said "now Daniel I'm not taking the piss, but" he used to get upset and cry over it....funny because even teachers did it to him.
Similar experience though happened to me we'd come back from lunch for period 5 biology and I had said I didn't feel so good after lunch (canteen food urghh) and about half way through the lesson I promptly without warning (it surprised me too) spewed on the floor meaning the class was dismissed 30 mins earlier I was pretty embarassed by it but the guys in class were like "hell no man, you look REALLY REALLY ill it's not even funny how pale you are...it's cool not like you peed yourself for getting the right answer" I did have food poisoning though after that 3 kitchen staff members mysteriously vannished if my suspicions are right they got sacked.
This one time in Biology class it was a really, reheheheally boring lecture. The teacher even apologized saying that it was going to be a boring day, but it was the SoL. About half-way through I the girl in front of me started mumbling to herself. She turned around and said, "Hey Jake (I think it was Jake, I can't remember, but it was J name), I'm ordering pizza you want pepporoni. Your not Jake! What are you doing in my house! Wait this isn't my house! Where am I? Wait, Brandon? Aw crap, this is Biology class."
It was an awesome day.
I said to some girl 'Im going to write a poem about you, your body, your personallity, all about what a great person you are.'
And she believed me!
My friend once bought a complete stranger a flower. He gave her his number and she never called.
Poor guy. Almost makes me feel bad for making fun of him.
In elementary school, our teacher decided to play a trick on us and gave us a worksheet that said at the very top of the page 'READ ALL DIRECTIONS BEFORE DOING THIS ASSIGNMENT'. From there on down, it was an instruction list that started with '1. Write your name on the paper'. The rest of the worksheet had ridiculous directions like 'draw 3 circles on the bottom right of this paper' and 'clap your hands and say 'yes yes yes', and the very last instruction was 'Do none of the above except for #1'.
I was one of the few who actually read all the directions. It was pretty funny at the time. It would be even funnier now with students my age, because I know just as many wouldn't follow the instructions right. (Sadly enough.)
OMG we did that once, and a lot of the students didn't read them first, but they were too embarrased to hop on the desk and say, I AM GOING TO FINISH FIRST anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poetically Pathetic
A friend two years older than me throwing paper shurikens at the wall and yelling "Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu". (btw, I'm 15) ._.