What -don't- you do online?

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07-19-2007, 09:05 PM
Discord

What -don't- you do online?

A worthy sequel to the previous post!
07-19-2007, 09:06 PM
CimminyCricket

Wait, what?

I don't...wow there's not much I don't do online.
07-19-2007, 09:09 PM
Jojee

Porn~
07-19-2007, 09:10 PM
demondude

I don't not look at porn.
07-19-2007, 09:11 PM
Northcrest

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

I don't not look at porn.
07-19-2007, 09:12 PM
CimminyCricket

The last three posts helped me realise what I don't do.

I don't make porn.
07-19-2007, 09:14 PM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cim

The last three posts helped me realise what I don't do.

I don't make porn.

I do :jokey:
07-19-2007, 09:14 PM
CimminyCricket

*vomit*
07-19-2007, 09:31 PM
rubah

look up porn (generally) watch youtube (generally) go to gaia, play MMOs, go to firefly or star trek or house or scrubs fan sites/fora, be a n00b, flame people, use USENET, all kinds of things!
07-19-2007, 09:36 PM
Kanshisha

Porn, i don't look up porn..
07-19-2007, 09:44 PM
Miriel

I don't go to chatrooms. :o
07-19-2007, 09:44 PM
Suiko Jin

I don't cyber online... that is just gross. I don't bath online, I don't play tackle football online, I don't do many things online... way too many to go through.
07-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Faris

I do not look at pictures of naked dogs.
07-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Nominus Experse

My pornography days have ended.

There are countless other things I do not do on the net, but that is likely the most notable of them all.
07-19-2007, 09:56 PM
Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cim

The last three posts helped me realise what I don't do.

I don't make porn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

I do :jokey:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cim

*vomit*

This really made me laugh.:D
07-19-2007, 09:57 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

I do not look at pictures of naked dogs.

OBJECTION!!!! Your honour that is clearly a lie, why only last night did I catch the defendant here looking at pictures of naked dogs I even have photographic evidence...
07-19-2007, 09:59 PM
Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

I do not look at pictures of naked dogs.

OBJECTION!!!! Your honour that is clearly a lie, why only last night did I catch the defendant here looking at pictures of naked dogs I even have photographic evidence...

You mean this?

http://www.yunasville.com/img/102005/dogbra.jpg
07-19-2007, 09:59 PM
Nominus Experse

Um, when are dogs NOT naked?

It seems odd when they ARE clothed.

Edit: Oh dear god, Discord, that image is horrid...
07-19-2007, 10:01 PM
Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Um, when are dogs NOT naked?

It seems odd when they ARE clothed.

Edit: Oh dear god, Discord, that image is horrid...

Oi! Stop insulting my partner, poodle-head!
07-19-2007, 10:12 PM
ReloadPsi

-I don't use USENET because I don't know what it is.
-I don't use MySpace, Bebo, Facebook or any other websites that attract AOL lamer clones.
-I don't upload videos to YouTube, mainly because I have nothing to upload.
-I don't search for porn. At least, not in the literal sense. Hooray for seemingly innocent paraphilias! ^^
-I don't play MMORPGs.
-I don't outwardly and openly attempt to flame people. Usually it's a retaliation, or mimickry like my unusual jab at Future Esthar :P
-I don't use abbreviations and internet slang in total ernest. Usually I do it in jest, using crap like "brb", "wtf" "lol" and so forth... in my mind I'm pronouncing them as they're written anyway: "Burb", "Wutfff", etc.
07-19-2007, 10:13 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

I do not look at pictures of naked dogs.

OBJECTION!!!! Your honour that is clearly a lie, why only last night did I catch the defendant here looking at pictures of naked dogs I even have photographic evidence...

You mean this?

http://www.yunasville.com/img/102005/dogbra.jpg

That dog however sexy it's attire may be to Faris is clothed I was thinking more of this:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/funny_20dog.jpg

As you can see in the above image the dog is clearly naked.
07-19-2007, 10:16 PM
ReloadPsi

What are they when they're just covered in fur? Are those lingerie shots? And if so, then what the hell is this classified as? Two layers of lingerie? Whaaat dammit?!

http://www.yunasville.com/img/102005/dogbra.jpg
07-19-2007, 10:23 PM
Faris

Ya'll are terrible. None of those are naked. Geeze.
07-19-2007, 10:28 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

Ya'll are terrible. None of those are naked. Geeze.

See your honour she confesses she knows what a naked dog looks like therefore she must look them up online :cool:

Served ;)

now for a serious answer so I don't get accused of mindless spam :shifty:

I don't look up guns online.
07-19-2007, 10:33 PM
Araciel

porn.
07-19-2007, 10:33 PM
Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReloadPsi

What are they when they're just covered in fur? Are those lingerie shots? And if so, then what the hell is this classified as? Two layers of lingerie? Whaaat dammit?!

http://www.yunasville.com/img/102005/dogbra.jpg

It's wearing lingerie over your casual clothing. I think it was popular a couple of years ago.:p
07-19-2007, 10:39 PM
Faris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

Ya'll are terrible. None of those are naked. Geeze.

See your honour she confesses she knows what a naked dog looks like therefore she must look them up online :cool:

Watch Major Payne.

I also do not look at blow-up birds.
07-19-2007, 10:41 PM
Araciel

ohman i totally forgot about major payne!

*goes to rent*
07-19-2007, 10:41 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

Ya'll are terrible. None of those are naked. Geeze.

See your honour she confesses she knows what a naked dog looks like therefore she must look them up online :cool:

Watch Major Payne.

I also do not look at blow-up birds.

I can make that false too :P
07-19-2007, 10:52 PM
Lynx

i dont go to websites based off of video games... wait.
07-19-2007, 11:21 PM
rubah

Quote:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/funny_20dog.jpg

omg hot
07-19-2007, 11:24 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

Quote:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/funny_20dog.jpg

omg hot

I'm so sure we spoke of this Rubah darling, you just can't have the dogs...you're meant to go for the humans or atleast go for something in the primate family, you'll get less dodgy looks that way.
07-19-2007, 11:26 PM
Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

Quote:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/funny_20dog.jpg

omg hot

I'm so sure we spoke of this Rubah darling, you just can't have the dogs...you're meant to go for the humans or atleast go for something in the primate family, you'll get less dodgy looks that way.

Reminds me of this song: YouTube - Unicorn Fantasy
07-19-2007, 11:31 PM
~*~Celes~*~

I don't time travel online, kthx.
07-20-2007, 12:02 AM
Old Manus

I don't download hundreds of gigabytes of music, games and videos via bitorrent, because it is illegal and morally wrong.
07-20-2007, 12:09 AM
Vermachtnis

I don't insult people.
07-20-2007, 12:10 AM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I don't download hundreds of gigabytes of music, games and videos via bitorrent, because it is illegal and morally wrong.

He's right, it's only tens of gigabytes.
07-20-2007, 12:16 AM
Lawr

Chatrooms.
07-20-2007, 12:16 AM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I don't download hundreds of gigabytes of music, games and videos via bitorrent, because it is illegal and morally wrong.

He's right, it's only tens of gigabytes.

Foiled again :mad2:
07-20-2007, 12:17 AM
daggertrepe

I don't tell weird old men my age and phone number.
07-20-2007, 12:18 AM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by *~Dagger Trepe~*

I don't tell weird old men my age and phone number.

i'm not THAT old...
07-20-2007, 12:18 AM
Lawr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I don't download hundreds of gigabytes of music, games and videos via bitorrent, because it is illegal and morally wrong.

He's right, it's only tens of gigabytes.

Foiled again :mad2:

-and terrabytes upon terrabytes of Internet Crashing terrabytes. I knew it was you!? :nonono:
07-20-2007, 12:20 AM
Araciel

i download terabytes of stuff....also terrorbytes which are the same size, but scarier
07-20-2007, 12:34 AM
Obsidian

Oh, lots. Let's see...

-Useful things, such as creating websites.

-Moderate forums. Not anymore, anyway.

-Argue, unless I am cornered or it's a point that really needs to be driven home. Very few people are competent or respectful enough to argue effectively over the internet. And I am NOT one of those few.

-Ask someone out or discuss equally important romantic affairs.

-Role Play. I just can't take it seriously anymore.
07-20-2007, 01:11 AM
Rye

Furry stuff. Unless Neopets counts. D:
07-20-2007, 09:26 AM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Furry stuff. Unless Neopets counts. D:

YES YES IT DOES FURRY!
07-20-2007, 02:12 PM
daggertrepe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

Quote:

Originally Posted by *~Dagger Trepe~*

I don't tell weird old men my age and phone number.

i'm not THAT old...

Shut up! I told you to keep your mouth shut about that...

:greenie:
07-20-2007, 02:48 PM
Resha

* watch porn
* make porn
* encourage porn-peoples' emails
* read fanfiction >:(
07-20-2007, 03:46 PM
KentaRawr!

I do not do the following:

I do NOT write Walkthroughs on Video Games.

I do NOT post videos on Youtube, except for one really lame one.

I do NOT moderate any Web Forums, except for one forum that Genji spammed the hell out of.

I do NOT design any web pages, though I have in the past, and it wasn't very good.

I do NOT make signatures, except for the one I have right now and the "Eat a Chocobo" signature I use in April.

I do NOT make online flash games.

I do NOT go to Ebaumsworld.com, except for one time when I was banned from the forums for the reason "Reason not found".

I do NOT sex up Rubah over the internet, or anyone else on EoFF, or any other forum.

I do NOT show sexism online, except for that one thread about Gender Boundaries, in which I failed at not being sexist.

I do NOT show racism online.

I do NOT condone violence online, except for when someone stupid invades my internets.

I do NOT play Ragnarok Online, except for one time when I had fun changing the music of the game. ;)

I do NOT watch anime online, except for that Dragon Ball Z video "The Balls are Inert" and "Over 9000!".

I do NOT eat stuff online, as that is impossible.

I do NOT play my PSP online. :'(

I do NOT play my Wii Online. :'(

I do NOT play my DS Online. :'(

I do NOT play my PS2 Online. :'(

I DO play Phantasy Star Online. :)

I do NOT eat pie online.

I do NOT recommend killing people online.

I do NOT like Jack Thompson online, because then he goes Gamefaqs on you.

I do NOT order T-Shirts online, but I'm thinking of going to custom inks to get my Avatar on a shirt.
07-20-2007, 04:57 PM
Vincent Valentine

I don't look at porn.

It's true, I swear...
07-20-2007, 08:46 PM
frequency

+I DO threaten people online because my testicles are THAT small :)
+I would say I don't look at porn but that would be an outright lie :)
07-20-2007, 09:29 PM
Peegee

I don't attempt actively to find the sites with automatic download of bad executable files, spywares, etc.

I don't actively hack

I don't actively look up hacking materials

I don't actively try to download music online (I have 40 gigs of music and that's plenty)

I don't listen to online radios if I can help it

I don't go on chat sites (sites, not IM). idling at IRC so I can get credits at a torrent site does not count

and of course

I don't not refuse to not go to porn sites.
07-20-2007, 09:34 PM
Tavrobel

There's nothing that I don't do online.
07-20-2007, 09:36 PM
Rocket Edge

Myspace.
07-20-2007, 11:06 PM
Awrini

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentarou

I do not do the following:
I DO play Phantasy Star Online.

Instant failure.
07-20-2007, 11:32 PM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by enano

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentarou

I do not do the following:
I DO play Phantasy Star Online.

Instant failure.

You're just a name thief, what do you know?
07-21-2007, 12:41 PM
Awrini

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentarou

You're just a name thief, what do you know?

On what do you base your claim my good sir!?
07-21-2007, 06:54 PM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by enano

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentarou

You're just a name thief, what do you know?

On what do you base your claim my good sir!?

My brother's name is Nano. >_> But, this discussion isn't needed here, now is it?

So, in that case, I do NOT go off topic in internet threads, except for now.