Chore Wars - Are you clean enough?

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07-21-2007, 01:35 AM
smittenkitten

Chore Wars - Are you clean enough?

As seen on Penny Arcade -
Would you like to gain experience for your chores?
Join now! :love:
Chore Wars :: Joining EoFF
07-21-2007, 01:39 AM
Loony BoB

I'm so going to kick your ass even though I'm never home and you're always home, and use this to point out that you don't do enough around the flat. Just so you know. Love you! <3

No chocobo avatar. Birdy will have to do. :(
07-21-2007, 01:47 AM
Tavrobel

LOL domestic abuse.
07-21-2007, 01:50 AM
CimminyCricket

I'll sell the tickets if you do the advertising, Tav!
07-21-2007, 08:24 AM
Hambone

I joined and made an adventure!
07-21-2007, 09:00 AM
Shlup

I don't do enough chores for this to be worth my effort.
07-21-2007, 09:01 AM
LunarWeaver

My allergy to effort prevents me from enjoying this circus.
07-21-2007, 10:04 AM
Disco Potato

Haha, this is great :D. I made an adventure.
07-21-2007, 10:07 AM
Jojee

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I don't do enough chores for this to be worth my effort.

Ya really, I'll be level 1 forever :(
07-21-2007, 01:25 PM
Loony BoB

Dude, eating lunch/dinner is not a chore! Cheaters.
07-21-2007, 01:30 PM
Kanshisha

I'd stay at lvl 1 aswell!!
07-21-2007, 02:00 PM
Shauna

Oh man. I rock. LEVEL 2. :cool:
07-21-2007, 02:01 PM
Old Manus

This almost makes housework fun.

I lie
07-21-2007, 05:52 PM
Baloki

Building a Pillow fort is a difficult chore :(
07-21-2007, 08:26 PM
Disco Potato

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Dude, eating lunch/dinner is not a chore! Cheaters.

No, but cleaning up after everyone is ;)
07-21-2007, 08:57 PM
Jessweeee♪

I built a Pillow Fort!!!

IT'S MINE :shifty:

Gawd, everyone is so ugly in this game!
07-21-2007, 10:40 PM
Shiny

Level 1. I'm a hunter! *cries*
07-21-2007, 11:49 PM
f f freak

I joined. I'm CleanyMcCleanClean. I'm a level 1 Enchanter.

EDIT I made an adventure. Help me Destroy Shiny's underwear and you might get a thong in return!!!
07-22-2007, 01:30 AM
Jessweeee♪

I GOT A THONG!
07-22-2007, 01:51 AM
Jojee

I joined anyway out of boredom n_n I'm a bard!
07-22-2007, 03:00 AM
CimminyCricket

lolwut?

This is actually a game?
07-22-2007, 03:26 AM
rubah

I gain $p for my chores
07-22-2007, 03:32 AM
Nominus Experse

The Lawn Mower turned renegade and then killed me.

I don't recall this happening earlier today, but okay... the lawn still got mowed somehow...
07-22-2007, 03:45 AM
~*~Celes~*~

I'm a barbarian zomg

EDIT: Who knew masturbation could be so deadly? D:
07-22-2007, 03:49 AM
Nominus Experse

Lawl, I have 1337 experience now...
07-22-2007, 03:55 AM
~*~Celes~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Lawl, I have 1337 experience now...

lawl, chat speak

I created an adventure! =D
07-22-2007, 05:25 AM
Shiny

Now I'm at Level 3. Somehow I went from a hunter to a monk. Not sure how that works, but okay! ^_^
07-22-2007, 06:40 AM
Nominus Experse

My Lvl 50 Cleric has a Used Condom
07-22-2007, 06:58 AM
Jessweeee♪

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

Now I'm at Level 3. Somehow I went from a hunter to a monk. Not sure how that works, but okay! ^_^

I went from Warrior to Barbarian to Cleric to Monk o_o

...and I defeated a Psychotic!
07-22-2007, 07:04 AM
Shiny

Now, I'm level 8. Monk. Like the show, but not really. MORE ADVENTURES PLZ. I want to go give Nominus some more cheesecake so he'll explode and I can take all of his powers.
07-22-2007, 07:06 AM
Fonzie

This game reeks of Nominus. :shifty:
07-22-2007, 07:20 AM
Nominus Experse

I have nothing to do with the various adventures made...
07-22-2007, 07:22 AM
Jessweeee♪

Make your own >:(
07-22-2007, 07:28 AM
Nominus Experse

Slaying Emos is indeed a chore, so quiet you!
07-22-2007, 07:30 AM
Fonzie

Getting the cowbell is a much more dangerous duty IMHO.
07-22-2007, 07:31 AM
Nominus Experse

Less frustrating at least

Emo Poems seem to kill me every time I battle them.
07-22-2007, 07:40 AM
Fonzie

Dick in a box IMO.
07-22-2007, 07:40 AM
Lawr

What the hell, like Nominus is some kind of god or something.
07-22-2007, 02:05 PM
f f freak

I made loads of crappy adventures.
07-22-2007, 03:38 PM
demondude

How the hell did nominus get to level 1000? :eek:
07-22-2007, 04:13 PM
Northcrest

Yeah I joined I'm a lvl 1 Bard.
07-22-2007, 05:04 PM
Nominus Experse

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

How the hell did nominus get to level 1000? :eek:

I am god.

Bow before me.
07-22-2007, 06:11 PM
Jojee

LOTS and lots of time on his hands O_O;;

Or he botted!
07-23-2007, 09:00 AM
Lawr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jojee

LOTS and lots of time on his hands O_O;;

Or he botted!

Or he had lots and lots of wild sex.
07-23-2007, 09:01 AM
Nominus Experse

RAWR
07-24-2007, 11:01 PM
smittenkitten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

How the hell did nominus get to level 1000? :eek:

I am god.

Bow before me.

Pfft... You may be a God but I am your master! Muhahahaha! :D
07-25-2007, 01:25 AM
Nominus Experse

Hmmm, true enough I suppose. I wouldn't be a level 1014 Hunter without you first posting this thread.

And it seems that *we've killed the site...

*We being us and most likely a myriad of other forums and subscribers to the Penny Arcade.
07-25-2007, 01:55 AM
Shlup

The invite link expired. :(
07-25-2007, 01:58 AM
Araciel

i don't do chores.
07-25-2007, 04:46 AM
Jojee

Quote:

To prevent abuse, an adventurer cannot claim more than 500XP per day. (That's over eight hours' work, at the suggested rate of 1XP per minute - if your party are levelling up this quickly, you may want to scale the numbers down.)

lol xD
I made 3 of the adventures. Guess which n_n