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"I know you wanna hit that. I know you want to hit that." ~Hit that, The Offspring
Do you consider yourself a lady's man (or... man's... lady?)
I'm not good at getting the girls, well then again I haven't really tried >.>
EDIT-Boondocks reference ftw.
really?!?! thats a big smurfing surprise!!!!!
pimple-faced WoW nerd.
no gurlz aloud in mah tr33houseQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Technically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimple-faced WoW FAILURE who needs to learn how to use a dictionary, feigns a love for Chocobos, and yet is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor. Please stop using Vista's voice recognition software; you are not handicapped and should be fully capable of troubleshooting your own problems.
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I think he was talking about himself considering thats the one he chose. Anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelTechnically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimp-faced WoW FAILURE who feigns a love for Chocobos, but is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house
I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT ABHOR MEANS :bigsmile:
PS- Its not my fault windows Vista wouldn't let you wipe your own butt.
Well, I'm not really that strong, so it depends on the weight of the opposite sex that I'm trying to pick up. But usually I can pick up girls easily and carry her wherever she wants to go.
...Ohhhh...
Depends on whether I have a claw hammer handy.
wow that sounded mean almost...Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI think he was talking about himself considering thats the one he chose. Anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelTechnically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimp-faced WoW FAILURE who feigns a love for Chocobos, but is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house
I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT ABHOR MEANS :bigsmile:
PS- Its not my fault windows Vista wouldn't let you wipe your own butt.
abhor means to hate, or for a better word; abominate!
also yes, i meant myself. but i have a girlfriend so i guess i did something right :S or wrong depending on who you ask.
Yes, as easily as I can throw them.
Quite far, really, because I have gigantic bulging muscles and arms of steel. ^_^
Yes.
But! After having my heart disgustingly brokeded from the last 3, and my shattering the heart of an ex I went out for with almost a year.
I decided not to bother, Normal Friends ftw.
My party in life happens to be with only one. However, I've made sure to make that ball and chain a wild one indeed.
I would not consider myself much of a studmuffin, though. Just enough to get a girl that smurfs me willingly everyday is enough for me IMHO.
I married my high school sweetheart, but before him I didn't have any trouble getting dates. And I didn't even have to put out!
I'm in a wrong place. The girls of my age here in this city like guys that drink and smoke. =/ I do neither . :D
Somehow it seems that I get 1 or 2 years older girls' attention. ^^
:sing: I see girls,
here there and everywhere,
short skirts long hair,
love it when they walk yeah,
I'm on cloud 9,
you look so fine,
can't wait to make you mine.
If I made the effort to change my appearance then I reckon I might be able to get somewhere.
My main problem is that I lack enough money to be sufficiently sexually attractive to the opposite sex.
I invented dice when I was younger.
Yes, men find me very attractive. Actually, so do a lot of women, as they think it's cool to be a lesbian. I'm not interested in any of them though. I'm not a lesbian, an I've yet to meet any men I find attractive. Their all repulsive sleazy scum. On the plus side, I have fun humiliating them. On the downside, I have to put up with the creepy little losers leching over me everytime I leave the house. If one person sexual harasses you at work, it's sexual harassment. If thousands of men sexually harass you on a daily basis, you should be flattered.
This is how christmas did her polls. :whoa:
Anyway I'm not really A ladys guy but I have had a few girlfriends. :)
I would hate to be in your positionQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Well, to answer your question, no. I never get hit on. And I don't find many guys my age interesting.
Except for here.
They always have boyfriends.
Or they're washing their hair.
Or they have to go to Norway all of a sudden.
Or they make swift, but temporary, decisions to become lesbians.
You know it makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by *~Dagger Trepe~*
Yes hartman. :love:
Nope, I'm not really that much of a lady's man - maybe I should just go gay and see how well that'll work out..? :greenie:
One of these day's Anaisa....BANG ZOOM, Straight to the moon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
I am not the talk of the town, folks. Mostly because I say things like that.
I'm extremely shy off the internet and never speak to or look at anyone unless I have to. When somebody does talk to me, I get all nervous and do a lot of stupid things and drop anything I happen to be carrying. Not exactly a big turn on, kids! If you are picturing the stereotypical RPG nerd who stays huddled in the safety of Square's bosom, swish, you are correct!
But now do I choose the WoW option or the 5-year-old action option. If only there was some mystical combination of them both to help me.
Certainly, when I put my robe and wizard hat on.
missionary?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old ManusI would hate to be in your positionQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Also, you're not expected to feel flattered when men randomly honk at you or whistle at you from across the street. But I took for granted that most people knew men are generally disgusting, myself included.
I hit that often. :jokey: :jokey:
Where's the option of "I would hit that often, but due to a long-term relationship, I'm limited"?
I always seem to have girls flirting with me, but all I can do is look (no touching!).
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzOne of these day's Anaisa....BANG ZOOM, Straight to the moon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
I didn't type that post, in that position.Quote:
missionary?
Most people I encounter don't tend to think so. They think I should be flattered, an not want them all to die a horrible painful death, an then be tortured in Hell for all eternity. The men think their not disgusting, their just regular men who can perv on every woman in sight, an that's it natural, not sick. An women pretend they think men are sick, but then go an date the biggest philandering pervy prat they can find, an claim he's a nice respectable fellow. Til he cheats on them. Then it's: "You were right, I should of listened to you, he's a bastard! All men are! I'm staying single forever." A few weeks on, when they've found a new scumbag to romance, It's: "You see, not all men are bastards, look how happy I am now." Til he cheats on her, then we're back to this again: "You were right, I should of listened to you, he's a bastard! All men are! I'm staying single forever."Quote:
Also, you're not expected to feel flattered when men randomly honk at you or whistle at you from across the street. But I took for granted that most people knew men are generally disgusting, myself included.
WHAT A BUNCH OF FREAKS!
I haven't tried much...
But I bet I could.
I haven't taken my mask off yet.
Hey if a guy whistled at me I'd blush.
the moral of the story, anaisa, is that all men are cheating slimeballs?
No. It's more complex than that. The moral of the story is....Most men are cheating slimeballs, most women make no sense an seem to like being treated like dirt, an collectively, their a bunch of freaks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Is that good or bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by *~Dagger Trepe~*
I've tried a lot. And every time they say they don't like me that way or they say they don't like me at all.
I hope one day I'll at least be able to be friends with a pretty girl and not have them want me to give up on them.
Ive got no idea. Ive only had one gf for 10 months, and its my first relationship.