Drop and give me infinity, MAGGOT!
I'm sure we've all seen some kind of movie or perhaps through real life experiences, heard of drill instructors calling people "maggots." But has anyone here ever actually seen a maggot in real life?
Today I just did. Story: Before I had to mow the lawn I noticed a garbage can was knocked over, probably via local raccoons (damn coons). Being the responsible one of the house I knew if I didn't clean it, it wouldn't get cleaned. So I get some latex gloves and begin to clean it... The smell was indescribably awful. After cleaning half of it, I noticed something, odd, twisting, white ovals. Thats when I realized, I had been cleaning maggot infested trash.
:barf: