"Begging mercies for their sins, Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
Oh lord, yeah!"
What do you think would be the coolest way for the world to end?
The world shall crumble beneath my Chocobo Army :mwahaha:
"Begging mercies for their sins, Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
Oh lord, yeah!"
What do you think would be the coolest way for the world to end?
The world shall crumble beneath my Chocobo Army :mwahaha:
Old age.
But that would be so annoying. Old people= Annoying xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.
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Rengori and I have kicked Satan's ass many of times, WITH THE POWER OF ROCK!
I'm not telling you. Because then when it happens, it won't be a surprise.
God hitting CTRL+W.
Natural star death, yo.
Douglas Adams ftw!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Actually I think somebody will find out the meaning of life and then the universe will dissapear and be replaced by something even more bizarre. This has already happened before.
The critical question is "do we know that our world is about to go ka-boom?". 'Cause if we don't then we won't care about it. We'll just go through our day-to-day lives as if nothing is wrong. We won't do anyone... I mean, anything special for our final few hours. Bit of an anti-climax, isn't it?
If we do know, then we can have a really stirring final-scene, with everyone on top of their houses, tears streaming out of their eyes as lovers embrace one last time and children clutch their parent's hands. Then we'd have an orchestra playing somewhere in the background. Something bittersweet, like Adagio for Strings or We'll Meet Again. Then the bright orange light creeps over the horizion, as if it's a dawn of a new day... then the world ends. Roll credits.
So yeah, either a nuclear apocalypse, or Jesus VS The Antichrist. And if they're busy, then the Autobots VS the Decepticons will do.
I thought that rock was the work of the devil. Or is that just metal?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
I bet that I can not think of a cool way, but the idea that popped in to my head is someone in space taking a giant pin and popping it like a bubble. It would make a *pop* sound!
In Seventh Day Adventist doctrine, the world doesn't really 'End'.
It already isn't, silly! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Anyway, the best way for the world to end would be for me to be drinking a LOT of orange soda.
Edit: Oh, coolest. In that case, I guess we should go with a new Ice Age.
Legally blonde would make everything PINK
Oh yes it is!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Other.
Afterwards I joined a black metal band, and committed myself to reviving Satan so that he might smite GB.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
At last :)Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriAfterwards I joined a black metal band, and committed myself to reviving Satan so that he might smite GB.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
how could there be a pop sound? in space no one can here you scream. no air no soundQuote:
Originally Posted by Faris
i liked the doctor who version: sun expanding and then earth goes boom!!!!
The sun expanding wouldn't really make the earth go boom. It would be more like putting an orange into your oven.
The sun dying out, with a little less xD.
Hellz yaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
But in our atmosphere, as space becomes distorted and breaks apart, the shockwaves and sudden movement will shake our planet with the sound of a trillion bass guitars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
That would only work if the world was made by Lucasfilm Games. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Omni Legacy
My cactuar army is better and would destroy the universe. :evilking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Two words: Black Materia.
I have no idea, but it better not end until I've seen the last episode of Lost. Hopefully our precious world still has a few million HP left.
nuclear war blow up part of the earth and send the planet off of its axis into the sun
Lies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace14My cactuar army is better and would destroy the universe. :evilking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
We mustn't allow a mineshaft gap! The nuclear holocaust will only claim 100, 200 million tops!
You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit. :tongue:
Thats why I put in other you twit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Discord
Yeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThats why I put in other you twit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Discord
I ran out of poll options and was too lazy too make it make more.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscordYeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThats why I put in other you twit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Discord
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Politely shut your cakehole *10 ^ 4.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI ran out of poll options and was too lazy too make it make more.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscordYeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThats why I put in other you twit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Discord
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No need to justify yourself, I'm just teasing you.:D
And I'm just egging you on so our fight may destroy the world, thus accomplishing what this thread is all about.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscordPolitely shut your cakehole *10 ^ 4.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI ran out of poll options and was too lazy too make it make more.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscordYeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoThats why I put in other you twit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Discord
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No need to justify yourself, I'm just teasing you.:D
from wikipedia:
According to astronomers, the Earth should last for at least 5 billion (5×109) more years before the sun becomes a red giant. Due to the sun's loss of mass the Earth would escape to an orbit at a further distance than its current orbit. The immense heat however would likely boil off the oceans and turn the Earth into a barren wasteland looking like Mars does with a similar climate to Venus. Irrespective of the Earth surviving that event, the sun would have further evolved into a white dwarf and provide too little heat to sustain life.
Others say the atmosphere will lose its water vapor to space within 1.1 billion years (1.1×109) because the sun will become about 10% hotter, and that the oceans will evaporate within 3.5 billion years (3.5×109) when the sun is 40% hotter.
In 3.5 billion years (3.5×109) the Andromeda Galaxy may collide with ours and may wipe out some solar systems.
i like to believe that our planetary rent comes due, and we can't pay it so we move out, but the place is so rundown that they can't pawn the place off on anyone, so galactic squatters move in, turning the place into a den of drugs and disappearances.
and so, the earth will come to its end, when the home owner's association of the milky way comes to the decision to have it bulldozed in favour of a parking lot.
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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
:confused: my head hurts
You forgot the part when the stupid people try to preserve the apartments and gets runned over by the bulldozer...*sign* scientist. So stupid...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
*hyperspace bypassQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Vogons will destroy us to make way for an intergalactic bypass. However they destroyed the planet by mistake -- the bypass isn't supposed to be there.
This is how it's going to happen.
First, The Rapture will begin. All the goody good people will be killed by the Holy Spirit and taken into Heaven to live like kings and queens in the form of angels that act like teenage high school cheerleaders.
Second, Satan will rise from the infernos of Hades and enslave most of humanity by making them wear the mark of the beast, which ironical look like Flava Flav's mug shots.
Third, the remaining people on Earth would bitch out and turn to Christianity when they were suppose to do that in the first place. But the other humans, they seek a new arc of power. They begin to believe humans can defeat Satan and exist without Salvation from God or Satan's influence. So, they all turn to the essence of humanity forming this powerful retard stupid enough to test both God and Satan's power at once.
Meanwhile, Jesus returns to Earth to finish off Satan and the entire planet with him. Jesus and Satan meets each other on a open battlefield with demonic clouds floating in the skies and Satan's cross dressing Minion's surrounding the two.
Next thing you know, Jesus and Satan battles it out with powers so strong and destructive, they got sued from copying Dragon Ball Z.
Satan and Jesus beat the hell out of each other destroying many part of the Earth in the process. But it's not over! Remember that Super Retard humanity made? He appears and begin fighting both Satan and Jesus at once!
Satan and Jesus teams up to take on the most powerful and evil force in existence! The Essence of Humanity!!! Who will win?! No one knows!!! But there's one thing for sure!!! We're all going to die in the process!!! Three cheers for an exciting brutal death!!!!:cool:
I really don't care how the world ends, or when it ends.
I'd rather not be alive during it. I dun like discussing the apocalypse.
A meteorite hitting the atlantic creating a gigantic Megatsunami miles high destroying everything. At least it would be quick, and the last thing you would see would be epic.
I don't give a damn.