What Chuck Norris jokes have you heard?:D
Lol, that word is censored.
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What Chuck Norris jokes have you heard?:D
Lol, that word is censored.
Chuck Norris can bypass all swear filters.
lol win. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
What's a Raoul Duke?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
You mean Chuck Norris ?
You can't have Chuck Norris in the title :)
Lol, I was wondering about that, thanks.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris exercises the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
God said: "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Hooray for too much free time!
Lmao! Did you like, search jokes or something?
Chuck Norris FactsQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Acula
Chuck norris is so gay even he outgays himself. ;)
If Chuck Norris looks at you and even thinks about Jesus, you are immediately converted to Christianity
Chuck Norris doesn't bother with candy: the children ask him for molestation.
Chuck Norris fact generator =)
Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.
I think I got all/most of the clean ones from there.
Chuck Norris needs to maintain a concealed weapons license in all fifty states just so that he can wear pants.
My first thread was about this, and everbody bitched about them.
Don't you see? They've gone from clever to overused and annoying to passe enough that nobody cares! It was just poor timing, Fonz.
Close it then, if it angers you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
Incidentally, I just saw the Mountain Dew commercial with him in it, and I laughed pretty hard.