Whats the crappiest joke you've ever heard.
This ones mine.
3 men walk into a bar and one orders a beer.
Why did you order a beer the other 2 ask
And the man replies because I'm queer.
I made that up when I was 7 :cry:
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Whats the crappiest joke you've ever heard.
This ones mine.
3 men walk into a bar and one orders a beer.
Why did you order a beer the other 2 ask
And the man replies because I'm queer.
I made that up when I was 7 :cry:
Three blonds walked into a bar. Ouch!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there goddammit!
The Guy.
The Guy who?
The Guy who knocks.
A man asked a genie to make him the smartest person in the world. The genie made the man a woman.
-_-;
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm not a banana?
I don't waste my time with crappy jokes.
Any joke that comes out of Raebus' mouth is terrible. So, any joke from him is the worst ever!
... because they're ugly and they stink!
Some of those jokes written on popcicle sticks are really bad.
Værn, your joke was hilarous. I love dumb blonde jokes XD
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in faggot.
One that involved my mother's garage and my father's limousine...
A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
:eep:
Weeeelll, in eighth grade I signed up for Theater Arts. I LOVE theater, but I can't act for the life of me...and I was soooo bad at improv, it was such a terrible terrible experience, especially with the kids not liking me so much :jess:
So, there was this one time when we did improv, and I just totally freeze...I mean...I'm soooo not good with people, and I'm not a comedian. So...I start off with air planes, and Paris, and Paris Texas, and I planned to work in Paris Hilton somehow...but yeah...it didn't work...it was one of the most humiliating moments of my life, and it was just awful...
That is superb. I must use this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
I GET IT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hambone
OH, NOW I GET IT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪I GET IT!Quote:
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As Cbc has said MORE than once.
"Tsukasa"
There was one I read in a joke book which was three pages long. The punchline involved the ambiguity of an ordinary word with two of it's most common meanings
Knock Knock. :]
*sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Dwaaaayne the bathtub, I'm dwowwningggg!
Rye has the worst collection of knock knock jokes in the history of everything. I suggest you all flee now before she destroys your soul.
Maaan, I knew I forgot to tell my friends one when I was at their apartment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient Cow!
Impatient--
MOOO!!!
This writer named Steve decided to start writing erotic novels, except he had a little problem, he had never had sex. So then Henry asks him, "have you ever had sex?" and Steve swiftly replied "No, but I have a desk"
It actually makes sense in Norwegian, but it's equally funny in all languages.
Your friend Lisa introduces you to her friend, Mona Jo. Mona Jo has green hair. You compliment her on her outrageous statement-making hair, and she sneezes, runs her hand up her nose and over her hair and says "Thanks! It's natural"
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)