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You have to admit, there's something fishy about this forum, man, I just can't keep away from it when locking onto the net.
SO WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT, MAN! (I know we've had threads like these in the past, but yah, that's the past and I don't care cause we're in the present, BABY!!!)
People here have brainsssss. [/zombie]
I don't know, but adblock helps.
nikotine
Jojo
I don't find it addicting at all, in fact I find it utterly repulsive and juvenile.
Jojo
If I knew why, do you think I really would've spent the past seven years here?
The moment you become a member here there is a 1 in 300 chance that you a virus is sent threw the internet and onto your keyboard. The virus then pricks your finger and enters the body, thats why only some of us get so addicted.
PS- The virus I mentioned has a name: nik0tine.
We sprinkle all the posts with heroin.
Because many people are deluded to thinking that their opinions are of any real consequence or other importance.
Surely it's not the (SPOILER)community.
I wish it was more addicting than nicotine. Than maybe I could quit smoking.
FINAL FANTASY!!
I got the munches...
It's the pink that keeps me coming back.
Because I love you all n.n
Aye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzAye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
How indecisive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzAye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
So thats why I failed my last drug test :pQuote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I know what she did that.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzHow undeceive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzAye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I sold my soul to EoFF so now I am contractually obligated to browse the site, even if I do not post.
Lesson: Do not sell your soul to websites to gain unholy powers like summoning serpents.
lol I was gonna write, "Because I'm here of course :p" but I guess that's done already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
It gives you something to do to fill up the time in your otherwise uneventful life? :|
...Okay, that sounds sad. It's an alternative from Maple Story. That sounds worse. xD
You've all died and gone to heaven.
Or hell.
It is in the thread title!
Nice work eagle-eye. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudDragon
What the hell are you all talking about?
Boobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase
...intriguing and yet fascinating...Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriBoobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase
I stayed away from this thread but when somebody told me that boobs were mentioned I had to post.
I post in the hope that one day I'll win a ciddie
I came close to 4 last year but I din't win any. :mog:
That and I have a secret plan to kill you all. :shifty:
Wait for the User title first, then we'll talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
I did go awol for about half a year once or twice, but overall I've been here for quite some time (see join date).
I have no idea why I'm still here. I suspect something is laced with coke.
I just like this place. It's nice.
Everyone's so lovely here!
Yes sir. *bows* :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzWait for the User title first, then we'll talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
OMG 4 years of my life wasted here damn u EOFF! :whimper: Idk... EOFF has cute guys, interesting chats... cute banners... crazy members, cute skins... chocobos and pandas... eoff has it all :kewl:
of course it's addictive, one of the good parts is that i'm learning english from the coummuity =)
I think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
I think the clue to leaving EoFF is to RIP IT OFF LIKE A BANDAID. But that hurts, so you know...
Don't get you're hopes up. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardI think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
Don't bring my hopes down...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55Don't get you're hopes up. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardI think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
A'yo, Come on now. Y'all both know she was really talkin' 'bout ya' boy Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa. A'yo Polaris baby, I know I'm addictive. That's why you shouldn't quit me. I'm good for you...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardDon't bring my hopes down...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55Don't get you're hopes up. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardI think she's insinuating that I fit in all that criteria, ehh? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
omg 2 fresh boys on a hot summer arguing for me, EOFF makes miracles :bigsmile: I love this place more each day :jokey:
Don't listen to these goons you know who you really want. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
...I pity you man, she just complemented me and Typhoon, not you, Demon.d! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55Don't listen to these goons you know who you really want. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
Keep telling yourself that. ;)
See, guys, this is what I mean about the constant posting, it's addictive to get your point across about who's the real Ladies man on dis forum!
*Clear throat* I talk to a lot of women here. But you don't have to take my word for it Hazzard. Just ask somebody...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
...I'm a bit quiet now.
Looks like somebody got the hint. I'm as addictive as ever...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I never said I'm not addictive, son! :cool:-:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaLooks like somebody got the hint. I'm as addictive as ever...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
If I were to post A picture of myself All of the girls would be flocking.
Lol, your still here?:pQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
:(
That's what I was thinking. Semendude, you can talk the talk, but it's obvious you can't walk the walk or snort the snort and you've been caught the caught, end of the of...Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaLol, your still here?:pQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
....Say what??? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardThat's what I was thinking. Semendude, you can talk the talk, but it's obvious you can't walk the walk or snort the snort and you've been caught the caught, end of the of...Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaLol, your still here?:pQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Methinks that this forum is addictive because you can wait about ten seconds, refresh the page, and already have a reply to your last post to respond to. This is definitely one of the most active forums I've ever been on.
Those were the words I was searching for. It feels nice to be quoted, if the quote is positive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
Guys stop arguing, or I'll......do something.
Would you?:radred:Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahOn a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses which is the transformation of TyphoonThaReapa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
That sounded wrong in so many way. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Wha??? I'm Demondude lover :jokey: Tell them honey:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard...I pity you man, she just complemented me and Typhoon, not you, Demon.d! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Wah?? You have a lot things to explain to me Mr. Typhon!:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rubah
This thread now revolves around Polaris.
Who I now claim for myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Now you see why EOFF is so addictive. :jokey: (SPOILER)Obviously I make tthis forum so much better Now honestly and forgetting all those posts, why the hell people alwasy end up returning to EOFF?? And how come there are ppl that can resist to EOFF? :eek:
Because everyone holding their breath waiting for me to link to my amazing porn stash.
Actually, EoFF is going a bit to the dogs these days.
I'm trying to find a new forum as we speak. But it was very entertaining and engaging to the creative mind, if I recall.
Lol, no.. it's because ' I'M ' here! seriously, it's beacause there's a place for everyone.. sig makers, artists, gossipers, gamers and whatever you may find!
I do believe he hit the nail on the head with the spaceship. Awesome members.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaven
Would you people get a life?! MY life?:tongue:
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Originally Posted by Polaris
You know your mine hunny.;)
Anyway, I think people return here because the community is a nice one and not like stuck up. Well thats mytwo cents
Hey, guys this is my damn thread and the women who post are my damn women, accept it, there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, yah?
Keep on postin' ladies, you're falling flat faced into my trap!!! :)
The day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I wish I knew how to quit you (EoFF).
That is what you call "Tough Love" she really digs me...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by LekanaThe day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I wish I knew how to quit you (EoFF).
This site is just good, man, better than any others.
Or "Hatred". One of the too, I prefer the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardThat is what you call "Tough Love" she really digs me...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by LekanaThe day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
EoFF is what I do Online. WoW, EoFF, and myspace.
Hazzard, you should not say such things :cry: Tavrobel is a great big strong angry man and he has a club. I like you too much to see your brains dashed out by him. For your own sake ;__; STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU WILL DIE.
...You guys are really somethin' else. You guys remind me of my family. Maybe that's why I keep comin' back. Family. Except the women here. The women are not my Family. They are ALL my lovable playmates. And dammit do we have a good time!:cool:
For all the same reason carving "hate" into your wrists is.
...This, Tavrobel...I have had run-ins with this guy in the past...his swagger is intimidating, and his tongue is sharp, but - bring - it - on - BABY!!!
Tavrobel only exists in our minds. Somewhere between Satan and the demeaning father who would always pick on you by signing you up for special ed classes because you would crush cheerios on the table, line up the powder and inhale it through your nose. He really thinks he knows what is best, but he really just knows what is best to make a strange situation even more off base. Damn you daddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
A'yo, what's with y'all this madness over women?! P.I.M.P's don't stress over women son...:cool:
Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...
Well then, have fun swinging at the Freudian fog of your repressed memories of your abusive forum father.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Lol, Greg is going to be so pissed that you're talking about him.Quote:
Originally Posted by bipperWell then, have fun swinging at the Freudian fog of your repressed memories of your abusive forum father.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Tavrobel's name is Greg? :confused: WHAT IS THIS
Damn it, I'm shocked as well. I feel miffed.
You cannot name the intangible! There is a difference between Jesus and God. Much is the same with Greg and Tavvy. You rotten blasphemies.
Alright, let's not lead this thread astray, back on topic guys!
The haphazard astrayness that we have found is just a prime grade-A example of the half assness that makes E0FF the sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
That's kinda a let down. I've been mullling over Tav vs Behold the void and now I nknow who really wins.
Greg is such a boring name [no offence to the gregs].
All ladies of EOFF love me but I'm more into the guys of eoff. NOt that I've found any worth checking up on....except maybe rengori [like I actualy know rengori's gender]
so many worthwhile people here, and some fun times when we talk about random stuff...plus i have few real life friends cause i'm a huge homebody.
I think dyslexicon is following my posts creepy. Thats why I come back. And to talk to people all over the world.
creepy? :cry:
Staff Forum orgies.
I've been here for a while, 2 or 3 years, I forget. I like it because everyone is basically civil to each other even when disagreeing on a topic.
There's no name calling and bad words. That's why I like it.
This forum rocks :)
It's a good alibi for pornography
Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bart's Friend Milhouse
When I go on porn, i quickly click on the site after my business. That's another reason.
Well, I'm here cuz my pet chocobos beak my head if I close this page... I haven't slept for years now.... :cry:
:choc: *beaked*
And to show off Polaris' banners, of course... :tongue:
And this thread goes around me again! face it my darlings eoff just loves me :cool: I think Eoff is great because of the members, I never saw a forum like this... where banners with gays are allowed! yay for EOFF and Edeon for using the only banner I made and no one would have used... ever!:shifty:
You have to face it: the world revolves around you!
Not that you're so fat that the earth is attracted by you or anything like that... :monster2:
Now for real: what else? It's about FF and people who love it!!! And people who like FF cannot be bad people, of course! That's why its so addictive!
PS:. POLARIS IS NOT FAT. Very very very very fit. Just for the record.
Who's Polaris?
My bitch...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
BAD HAZZARD *smack*
I think you must be neutered so you can become calmer.
Thats why I come back. To threaten more people with the loss of their genitalia.
Not addictive enough for me, I guess. But it's interesting that I keep coming back anyway. <3
its beacause i'm so loveable:kaolove2:
This is the only forum where people can insult each other and call it a "debate".
It's not constantly addictive saddly...
It's like everyonce in a while I fade off and then come back to check my usernotes or something and look at a thread or two and get a good hit of EoFF goodness and then I'm a constant for two or three weeks and then I fade off again for a while.
Ya'll give me a temporary internet high! :D
i'm high on eoff...yes, i'd say it's accurate.