I Learned Something Today!

I swear to God I didn't know that male mannequins had penises until I went to Kohl's today o_o


Sooooo.....what did you learn today?

The G position on the piano.

Hot candle wax is a fiendish thing.

Kohl's mannequins have penises? I'm at Kohl's all the time since my Mom works there and I've never seen such a thing. xD

I'm black...

How to play the first solo in Master of Puppets and also Cantonese isn't just something they made up for Wayne's World, it's a real language.

To diffuse a bomb in Splinter Cell: Double Agent, move the analog stick to the correct wire and press A. You will know if it the correct wire if the controller vibrates. Repeat until all 4 wires have been cut.

That your parents get mad when you are up till 4:30 in the morning reading, The Lunatic Cafe. Something about lights are bright and music is loud, I don't rememeber really, it was 4:30 in the morning.

That I really hate waiting for people.

:mad2: I learned that some people never change, and when they do, they just get less intelligent than before.

Vincent's Death Penalty takes thousands of kills before it deals 9999 damage and that I'm probably wasting my time

Wow, I'll be sure to check that out next time I'm in Kohl's.... :choc:

I haven't learned anything new today that would sound sagelike to say.

Damn it. Those mannequins are always one upping me! Well, I guess having two belly buttons is not all that bad /sigh.

That my Uncle likes to stare at people when they are not looking...hehehe :laughing:

Yelling "Ultimate Attack" well not make an eraser anystronger. But it does cause people who don't know me look.

I learned how to increase my credit line on my credit card.

I learned that masturbation is not as fun as it was three years ago....

That when you go golfing with a friend you don't stand directly behind them so they accidently hit you in the crotch. :(

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It still hurts.

I learned from all of your stupid mistakes today by reading this thread! :D

Dabs is perfectly fine with processing orders one day, and deciding not to process your MUCH MORE SMURFING IMPORTANT ORDER THE NEXT SMURFING DAY WITH THE EXACT SAME SMURFING DETAILS!!!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

Sanctuary / Passion calms me down.

Every day I am reminded of how much I can put up with.

But seriously, I don't usually learn new things.

Just now I learned the procedure for asset removal at AT&T USA.

Magtheridon looks like it will be a very fun fight.

I learn how to sing a song from Frank Sinatra! Appart from that nothing :eep:

My step-uncle had a heart attack.

Now the plans my mom and I had to hang out today are canceled. >:o