"Your own... personal... Jesus."

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08-17-2007, 12:33 AM
Goldenboko

"Your own... personal... Jesus."

I loved this thread topic so much its the second time I've made it :bigsmile:

How do you picture your Jesus?

Example from Taladaga Nights

Quote:

I like to picture Jesus in a T-Shirt Tux because it says ,"Hey I'm formal, but I like to party". I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

I like to picture my Jesus Playing hockey and LOLing.
08-17-2007, 12:37 AM
Ko Ko

I got first choice, you sacreligious doodoo head.

I picture my Jesus with a party in the back, formal in the front.
08-17-2007, 12:38 AM
LunarWeaver

Like Roto, of course! :heart:
08-17-2007, 12:41 AM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Like Roto, of course! :heart:

So you've given up your Jesus being Tidus? ;P
08-17-2007, 12:58 AM
Araciel

i prefer my jesus non-existent.
08-17-2007, 01:13 AM
Captain Maxx Power

Reach out and touch faith!

In terms of the topic I'll paraphrase Stewie from Family Guy; "Dear Jesus...just stay the hell out of my way!"
08-17-2007, 01:21 AM
Rengori

I picture him a lot like Brian from the Life of Brian after everything that's happened in the last 2000 years because of him/in his name. Or Alexi Laiho.
08-17-2007, 11:26 AM
Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Like Roto, of course! :heart:

He is the modern day Jesus. The Gay Messiah.
08-17-2007, 11:38 AM
Polaris

Jesus?? I don't know never thought of that before! But probably like this
http://www.kidcrosswords.com/kidread...s_and_mars.jpg

(the guy on the right)
08-17-2007, 11:40 AM
demondude

My ideal Jesus would be a woman.

We could go all night long. :greenie:
08-17-2007, 11:52 AM
Anaisa

:monster: http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...s_by_piggy.jpg
08-17-2007, 12:13 PM
Discord

Who's GoBo? :) (don't answer that)
08-17-2007, 12:29 PM
Firo Volondé

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

My ideal Jesus would be a woman.

We could go all night long. :greenie:

:up:
08-17-2007, 12:30 PM
Sergeant Hartman

Black.
08-17-2007, 02:47 PM
Fonzie

Jesus and I shoot hoops.
08-17-2007, 02:52 PM
Tavrobel

Morgan Freeman in a white suit.
08-17-2007, 03:15 PM
Old Manus

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...chmaninoff.jpg
08-17-2007, 03:26 PM
Peegee

Why does GoBo keep making self destructive threads where he dies?

I imagine Jesus as a dark skinned Jewish man with a well trimmed beard.
08-17-2007, 03:59 PM
Goldenboko

I give the people what they want. If they want to see me being brutality slaughtered by Jesus, then who am I to deny them? I make my sacrifice for ~~Spira~~ EoFF.
08-17-2007, 04:14 PM
Serapy

Goldenboko is a descendant of Jesus Christ, believe it or not.

Goldenboko is technically Jesus Christ!

I bow down to you, I admire you, I love you, I can do whatever you want!

Please, give me a gift so I can enjoy my whole life before I die!

I'm on your side, forever!

Begging Goldenboko for forgiveness is the greatest mankind's gift ever!

Thank you, my lord!
08-17-2007, 04:25 PM
Goldenboko

Serapy, for you I give my trust, treasure it.
08-17-2007, 04:48 PM
Proxy

I picture my jesus like he was in actual history. A carpenter. Maybe he'd could be building a nice wooden rocking chair for me, or a crib or craddle or something.

Funny thing about Jesus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bash: Quote #789185

you still cant say anything with certainty though
since the bible has like, a smurfing black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
Phase 1, birth
Phase 2, ???
Phase 3, Prophet
08-17-2007, 04:50 PM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proxy

I picture my jesus like he was in actual history. A carpenter. Maybe he'd could be building a nice wooden rocking chair for me, or a crib or craddle or something.

Funny thing about Jesus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bash: Quote #789185

you still cant say anything with certainty though
since the bible has like, a smurfing black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
Phase 1, birth
Phase 2, ???
Phase 3, Prophet

From what I understand there used to be things on Phase 2, where Jesus was trying to grow into a man and the Devil was tantalizing him into become evil, but the Church didn't want it in the Bible because it included Jesus playing a few practical jokes :P

I <3 the history channel xD
08-20-2007, 06:26 AM
Quina

I picture him teaching me how to make the most delicious crackers in the world.
08-20-2007, 06:36 AM
Jojee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proxy

I picture my jesus like he was in actual history. A carpenter. Maybe he'd could be building a nice wooden rocking chair for me, or a crib or craddle or something.

Funny thing about Jesus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bash: Quote #789185

you still cant say anything with certainty though
since the bible has like, a smurfing black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
Phase 1, birth
Phase 2, ???
Phase 3, Prophet

Because he was probably an emo teenager. Why meee and life's not fair and cry and all that. ^_^ *deathmetal* Mind, he had good reason to be.
08-20-2007, 07:25 AM
Meat Puppet

American.
08-20-2007, 07:28 AM
Værn

My Jesus would be a lawful good celestial cleric, level 17 or higher (capable of casting 9th-level cleric spells [True Resurrection]), with access to good and creation domain spells :D
08-20-2007, 08:29 AM
50calCerberus

id like to reply to this thread but i have no idea wat u guys r talking about lol...:D
08-20-2007, 11:11 AM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by 50calCerberus

id like to reply to this thread but i have no idea wat u guys r talking about lol...:D

Then don't reply then it's not hard.
08-20-2007, 12:30 PM
fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

Quote:

Originally Posted by 50calCerberus

id like to reply to this thread but i have no idea wat u guys r talking about lol...:D

Then don't reply then it's not hard.

First of all, that's modwhoring, demon. Don't do it.

Second of all, you and KingdomHeartsKing are ordered to stop talking to each other and spamming up threads. If you do it again, I'll have your badges.

Seriously, each of you put the other on your ignore list so you're not tempted to argue.
08-20-2007, 12:55 PM
No.78

Some wierdo who managed to pursuade a bunch of people that he was the son of god lol
08-20-2007, 03:08 PM
KentaRawr!

I'm not all that religious, but whenever I think about what Jesus looks like, the first thing that pops into my mind is the one with long hair, a mildly narrow face, blue eyes, and pale white skin. Not so sure if that's what he REALLY looked like, though.
08-20-2007, 04:01 PM
Shoeberto

The size of the Sears Tower, flying around and dropping candy on everyone.
08-20-2007, 04:38 PM
demondude

Sorry for the mean remark 50calcerberus I was in a bad mood this morning but I still know I shouldnt have posted that.

I beg for forgiveness. *get on knees and begs*
08-20-2007, 05:31 PM
Proxy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

From what I understand there used to be things on Phase 2, where Jesus was trying to grow into a man and the Devil was tantalizing him into become evil, but the Church didn't want it in the Bible because it included Jesus playing a few practical jokes :P

I <3 the history channel xD

Haha. That's pretty classy.
"Hey Jeb, come try out this new chair I just made."
*Tries to get out*
"Haha, I put glue on the seat! You're stuck now!"

But really. I should watch the History Channel.
I didn't know that though GB.
08-20-2007, 07:40 PM
Discord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Morgan Freeman in a white suit.

Seconded.:love:
08-20-2007, 07:47 PM
Shiny

Alanis Morissette as Jesus.

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