-Sell it on the corner then buy myself breakfast.
ITT confess things we've stolen.
Discuss.
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-Sell it on the corner then buy myself breakfast.
ITT confess things we've stolen.
Discuss.
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$500 worth of stuff from my old job.
lots of candy and ice cream from my other job.
alcohal out of walmart. batteries, plastic wrap for some reason? movies, video games, cd players, skateboard out of the store, cd's, knives, variety of food, idk other little things.
i use to be quite the little thief a little awhile ago.
Makeup, nailpolish, hairbands, tights, a wallet, bracelets and necklaces. :o
My friend's wallet which contained some stickers, Marbles, a peanut
No, I don't like to steal kiddy stuff I just haven't stolen in years
Let's see, I've stolen Food, Cable, Water, Electricity, Money, Girlfriends, Lives, Guns, Cloths, Batteries for my GameBoy, a Dog, A Snake, A Big Screen T.V., and a whole bunch of other things during Hurricane Katrina...:cool:
Oh so you were that guy pulling a big screen T.V. through a bunch of dirty water. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
I stole a sea shell and a toy mouse when I was younger. No idea why.
Not much really other than money and internet, but according to RIAA I can add a :skull::skull::skull::skull:load of music.
A button.
The stereotype has been completed.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
I have stolen the hearts of many.
When I was a pubescent little puke I acquired a ring from an outdoor market. There are other things, but that's all I remember.
Wow... you guys are bad. xD I'm. a good girl?
I accidentally stole lots of pens from various places before, does that count? :p
Oh, and hearts, of course.
I stole Pokemon cards from my friend :(
A mood ring from this one place at six flags.
some money
playing cards
pens/pencils [accidents]
candy
skittles [actually id didn't steal them I just ate them all before i left the store]
Mp3 player
a puppy [it was happier with me]
ALcohol [mainly vodka]
Cigarrettes
a hoody [wearing it right now]
other things I cant remember ATM
I stole a blue's clues sticker right off a sticker book.
well x_x i've taken books from libraries. meaning to return them, 'course, but i forget.
and...hmmm. once when i was five i stole a travel guide thingy from a shop in south africa. it was 5 rand, and i thought it was a free pamphlet ;__; my guilt was such when i realised what i'd done that i made my mother run back to the store and pay. PAY!!!
I'm sure you have a fair amount of testicles mounted in your trophy case too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
I stole easter candy and cool-aid mix from my music teacher. Because I was really hungry.
oh god, shoplifting was the thing to do in the past. usually makeup things and clothes. i feel somewhat guilty about it now, especially since i worked in retail and i know that you get reprimanded if things are stolen.
I honestly can't recall...:choc:
I guess I'm just that saint!! :angel:
Uh, gross. I don't keep those. >=3!Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'm sure you have a fair amount of testicles mounted in your trophy case too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
:Oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by JojeeUh, gross. I don't keep those. >=3!Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'm sure you have a fair amount of testicles mounted in your trophy case too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
Well I was half right!Quote:
Originally Posted by JojeeUh, gross. I don't keep those. >=3!Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriI'm sure you have a fair amount of testicles mounted in your trophy case too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
No, you're all wrong. I never steal them, either. They're rightfully mine. Or those guys didn't deserve them. >=( *glare*
But back on topic ^^ I remember I accidentally took a book home from my 7th grade class during silent reading time I was reading it (Julie of the Wolves... I still have it! Good book.) and then forgot to put it back on the shelf and took it home, and then thought oops, and left it somewhere and forgot about it. :x
Kaniving little wench! EVERYONE is ashamed of you!! I hope you're happy!!!!!!!!!!!!1111:shift:ONE. :nonono: :hot:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
I stole a woman's virginity
I can't tell you all the things I've stolen: there are too many. I seem to have a small, random streak of kleptomania in me.
I tried to steal a womans virginity but I got beaten up.
Thieving gits.
I've stolen lots of small and quite unimportant things, like paper from school, candy and whatnot. Plus, I've stolen a small amount of money from my parents a couple of times. No big deal.
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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Um, accidentally, a tassel and a book when I was tiny.
...
That's about it.
When I was 7 or so I stole some Lego from my 27th cousin 92 times removed, or something.
Iced tea from school...but other than that I can't think of anything.