A'yo, I wanna here the best Yo Mamma joke y'all can come up with! HIT ME!!!!:cool:
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A'yo, I wanna here the best Yo Mamma joke y'all can come up with! HIT ME!!!!:cool:
Yo mama's so dumb she'll posted in this thread
Yo mama's so dumb she laughs at yo mama jokes
I hate this type of humour by the way
Yo mama is so dumb i told her to do in essay and she had sex an Mexican
Yo mama so dumb i told her to take a bath and she went outside in the rain
That's no moon...
Your mother is so fat, she eats cheeseburgers like oyster crackers.
Yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout! HAHAHAHAHA
Yo mamma so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
winnar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
A winnar is you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Though that is a winning statement;Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Yo mamma so dumb she starved to death when locked for a week in a supermarket.
Yo momma is so fat, even her Sims are diabetic.
EDIT: Oh wait I forgot it was my turn to praise Hartman's post.
Epic winQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
This is perfect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Yo mamma so skinny she hula-hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
yo momma so fat when she's hauling ass she has to make two trips
I despise these jokes, yet I'm a giant storehouse of them. One of life's paradoxes.
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck.
Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked into a funhouse and got 700 years of bad luck.
Yo momma's so fat, when God gave the world light, she had to move over.
I think this one is win.Quote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayer
Yo momma has as many Chin's as a Chinese phonebook.
Yo Momma so dirty we had phone sex and she gave me an ear infection :)
Yo Momma so fat she got stretch marks on her fingernails
The only time I find these jokes even remotely humorous is when they appear in stupid, unfortunate situations that scream for such stupidity. The kind that one can predict from a mile away once something has been said.
Ur mom is ....
Ur mom said she...
Etc...
They're so stupid that it's painful.
Your mom's so stupid it's painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Bingo.
Rengori gets a gold star
...Your mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide there food from her...
Your mother is so intelligent that when she was only three she tested at a 140 IQ level.
What?
I told you to take care of her!
This also screams a,Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
To YOU maybe. :jokey:
the mother of all insults right here not yo momma but should be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kd1a...related&search=
yo mama's so fat.
To YOU maybe. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by SagensygThis also screams a,Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
To YOU maybe. :jokey:
I used to be able to say I came up with, "Your momma's so fat she has her own orbit," but then a similar joke was on Family Guy and now everyone thinks I ripped off Family Guy, even the people who I told that joke before that episode came on.
here come the classics:
yo mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and it made change
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
and a bad one by me:
you mommas so fat her farts caused an F-5 Tornado
Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
MTV viewers must perish! :twak:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
Your mom is such a mom, she's mom!
Oh wait, you wanted GOOD ones...
Your mom is so stupid, she passed a note to me saying "Your dumb"
I got nothin'.
w1nQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
yo momma so fat you have to take two trains and a bus to get to her good side
For the record guys, I don't watch T.V. Beside Anime, that's about it...:cool:
yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and peaple run around her yelling free willy
You're Mom goes to college.
It's perfect. What are they going to say about it? No she doesn't?
your mama is so fat she tried to eat the kfc bucket off the bulding.
Your mama is so fat she a thunder cat hoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Hungry and poor? yes, fat? noQuote:
Originally Posted by Studder
I can't believe it took this long for someone to say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Your momma is Rengori!