What would the devil even do with the darned thing? Personally, I think he'd play chess with it. What about you?
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What would the devil even do with the darned thing? Personally, I think he'd play chess with it. What about you?
Chew on it like gum I hope!
Empower it with powers so I can destroy the minions of the LORD
I dunno, who cares. If I sold my soul to the devil I would be too busy abusing my newfound powers.
He would let it sit for a week with a few dozen other souls then throw them at god's house.
He'd wonder where my soul was, and then get royally pissed that I just tricked him out of my soul.
Apparently he and the big guy are in a kind of a competition to see who gathers more souls so yours would be helping his side win. Not that people who sell their souls care.
I think the concept tries to teach you that giving up an entire eternity for one short period of success/ power or whatever is a bad idea. A lot of people disagree though.
He would make it eat corn beef and cabbage every day for every meal. Lot of pain and torment there.
Sell it for a profit. It's what I'd do.
Dude, you don't like Corn Beef and Cabbage? You're absolutely insane.Quote:
Originally Posted by MustangCobraSVT
the devil bought my soul for a jelly donut. also, i'm quite sure he's using it to stop up a hole in the hell/earth's crust border.
Simpsons reference = WinQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
ah yes that would be nice but i believe it wasn't a jelly version in that episode, but a normal, 'holey' donut.
and so, as per usual, i lose.
Use it for collateral. Or make it do gruntwork.
You're selling your soul for a donut, that's close enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Can't sell my soul.
Doesn't belong to me.
=]
See? Threads like this make me reject the world. It's why I stick with Yeshua, bebeh.
i'll kick his ass before i let that happen if it does he'll eat itand it'll kill him with poisen
Melt it and then bathe in my liquefied soul.
Been there, done that.
Use the good ol' formula:
1. sell soul to devil
2. wait for it ...
3. ???
4. profit!!!
Sell it for a box of Cracker Jacks.
the son of a bitch don't want it guess i win
well as we all know the devil is really spiritual and he has shoes made of spirits and human souls make the best soles for his shoes. they are really supposed to be spelled the same way but back in the day (wednesday) people were all like that doesn't make any sense. so yeah he just would add it to his shoes. yup
He'd turn it evil and give it back to you.
He'd marry it. :heart:
Why chess? So many games down there ;)
Turn it into a giant monster that is subsequently obliterated by a strange girl who transforms into a skimpy/glamorous outfit and shoots magical love hearts.
Correct. Backgammon Poker gambling online games PS2 games.... and more.Quote:
Originally Posted by yanis
To the topic, the devil would force mine to take part in the...
The Helly Fun Quiz Show!
WIth your host, Devil!
Let all the Souls go to a Soul party with Soul Music playing, because, you know, music is food for the Soul.
The devil could learn a proper Caramel Dansu from it.
Return to the owner for being disable!:(
Turn around and sell it on Ebay.